Crescent_Kit
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Allo you
Crescent How have you been?
Hey there! Actually wee bit lonely, no one around, and my dating websites are meh at best. And no one's replying on aim. D :
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Allo you
Crescent How have you been?
Come on I like Dave Matthews Band
Asks for a formal excuse
*bats lashes*
Damn right they do! Kids change your perspective on a lot of things......I don't even drive like I used to. That was definitely the situation with that Monster Jam asshat.....every dad within 20 feet wanted to stomp a mudhole in his ass and walk it dry; but we're all there with our kids! ( let alone; I'm carrying in a stadium.....don't need to risk jail for a litle pride)
For the love of conceal to carries.........Iyou!
*licks each ear lobe* and places a shot inbetween my bewbs...
Hey there! Actually wee bit lonely, no one around, and my dating websites are meh at best. And no one's replying on aim. D :
The only thing I'll apologize for is not photoshopping him to be higher on the list.
mmmmm licka and titflesh
Sings I gotta a feelin that tonight gonna be a GUD nite.....
*Hugz*
Mmmm have a shot
http://ll-media.tmz.com/2009/01/20/0119_katrina_photo.jpg
Want a shot?
*Plots to get you drunk to impair motor skills lol*
mmmmm licka and titflesh
Sings I gotta a feelin that tonight gonna be a GUD nite.....
*Hugz*
Mmmm have a shot
http://ll-media.tmz.com/2009/01/20/0119_katrina_photo.jpg
Want a shot?
*Plots to get you drunk to impair motor skills lol*
Nothing can impair my motorboating skills.
Wait, what?
mmmmm licka and titflesh
Sings I gotta a feelin that tonight gonna be a GUD nite.....
*Hugz*
Mmmm have a shot
http://ll-media.tmz.com/2009/01/20/0119_katrina_photo.jpg
Want a shot?
*Plots to get you drunk to impair motor skills lol*
HEHEHEHEHEHEHE
Rubs my hands together and pets my eville puppies
http://www.gamerevolution.com/images/misc/evil_puppy.jpghttp://www.gamerevolution.com/images/misc/evil_puppy.jpg
Okay.....so I have a serious question.This really is for the men but I want to hear from you ladies too.
Today I was at my boys Futsol game. There was a Dad who's daughter was playing keeper for the other team. (In indoor soccer they mix the sexes of the kids if there aren't enough teams)
Anyways, he was a Douche. Yelling and screaming, jumping her ass if she made a mistake, so on and so forth. Well, my old man started getting really pissy about the situation because he was the lucky fucker sitting next to the douchebag dad.
I told the old man to move but he put on his pig head and was like 'no, fuck that and fuck him.' sigh* Tis the reason we get along so well.I left it alone and just waited for the inevitable.
Sure enough moments later they are in a fuck you match. In eachothers face, the whole 9. Me, being me......and standing toe to toe with both of them got in between them and managed to get nailed. And when I say nailed.......nods* I got jawed.
Now, I know when you stand between two grown men you're asking for it. I was trying to calm the fuckers down and was the product of bad aim. I almost got them chilled but then it got flamed when he called me a cunt. Sigh* the white knight...... It ended there. But seriously, WTF?!?
Now, what I want to know is when you see these parents acting this way what do you do? Sit and be quiet? Speak up? How do you handle these situations? I noticed everyone rolling their eyes at him but no one said a word. People moved away....the guy was an asshat. But, you know how it ends with guys like that. There's only one way to shut them up......a foot in the mouth, right?![]()
Aw Corbal my dear; we miss you so much...
Though it's not been long; maybe it's a crush?
With golden hair askew; eyes like crystal balls...
sporting both venom and sugar; charming one and all.
What makes you irresistable? Really can't say...
A multitude of wonders; could lead a preacher astray.
Blending sultry and sweet; spicy with honey....
Comfortably dealing blows below the belt; or rhymes so funny.
Your stature is grand; over most you tower...
It only adds to the attraction; gives you more power.
An intimidating presence you have; seemingly without fear...
How does one crack the shell; what words to whisper in your ear?
One could ramble for days about your virtues; varied and plenty....
The important thing is......
I tink yew's pwetty!![]()
Aw Corbal my dear; we miss you so much...
Though it's not been long; maybe it's a crush?
With golden hair askew; eyes like crystal balls...
sporting both venom and sugar; charming one and all.
What makes you irresistable? Really can't say...
A multitude of wonders; could lead a preacher astray.
Blending sultry and sweet; spicy with honey....
Comfortably dealing blows below the belt; or rhymes so funny.
Your stature is grand; over most you tower...
It only adds to the attraction; gives you more power.
An intimidating presence you have; seemingly without fear...
How does one crack the shell; what words to whisper in your ear?
One could ramble for days about your virtues; varied and plenty....
The important thing is......
I tink yew's pwetty!![]()
This is fuckawesome!!!!!!!! I shall save and read it on a cloudy day!![]()
Okay.....so I have a serious question.This really is for the men but I want to hear from you ladies too.
Today I was at my boys Futsol game. There was a Dad who's daughter was playing keeper for the other team. (In indoor soccer they mix the sexes of the kids if there aren't enough teams)
Anyways, he was a Douche. Yelling and screaming, jumping her ass if she made a mistake, so on and so forth. Well, my old man started getting really pissy about the situation because he was the lucky fucker sitting next to the douchebag dad.
I told the old man to move but he put on his pig head and was like 'no, fuck that and fuck him.' sigh* Tis the reason we get along so well.I left it alone and just waited for the inevitable.
Sure enough moments later they are in a fuck you match. In eachothers face, the whole 9. Me, being me......and standing toe to toe with both of them got in between them and managed to get nailed. And when I say nailed.......nods* I got jawed.
Now, I know when you stand between two grown men you're asking for it. I was trying to calm the fuckers down and was the product of bad aim. I almost got them chilled but then it got flamed when he called me a cunt. Sigh* the white knight...... It ended there. But seriously, WTF?!?
Now, what I want to know is when you see these parents acting this way what do you do? Sit and be quiet? Speak up? How do you handle these situations? I noticed everyone rolling their eyes at him but no one said a word. People moved away....the guy was an asshat. But, you know how it ends with guys like that. There's only one way to shut them up......a foot in the mouth, right?![]()