Why Rassendyll disabled comments I do not know (unless he is still a Prisoner of Zenda--what a great line for a BDSM parody of Anthony Hope's classic), but this story was brilliant. It should be in Humor & Satire. Not one typo, not one neologism about which to quibble, and for me that is extraordinary enough. He got the dialog right, and his descriptions caused me to howl with laughter throughout. Such giants as O. Henry and Mark Twain parodied Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, so Rassendyll is in great company. Super job, man! I gave it a 5, only because I could not give it a higher score.