Liar
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Plot Bunny!
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Stella_Omega
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A friend of mine once told me about how he was planning out a nice morning of masturbation. He had the towel and the lube and an assortment of insertables laid out on his weight bench, when the doorbell rang, and it was the gas company or electric meter guy, come to read. He let the guy in (this was an ex-commercial property so the meters weren't outside) and the guy did his work and left-- with these toys standing in plain sight the whole time. 
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reminds me of the time I nearly brained the poastie with a glass dildo 
TheeGoatPig
There is no R in my name
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That is an oops moment, to say the least. Now what would make it a real plot bunny would be if there was a dildo in every shot, not always so obvious, but still visible.
Bebeslut
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A friend of mine once told me about how he was planning out a nice morning of masturbation. He had the towel and the lube and an assortment of insertables laid out on his weight bench, when the doorbell rang, and it was the gas company or electric meter guy, come to read. He let the guy in (this was an ex-commercial property so the meters weren't outside) and the guy did his work and left-- with these toys standing in plain sight the whole time.
Akin to the lady who answers the door for the pizza guy entirely naked without ever thinking about it.
