The Last Thing You Thought...

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Yes. You do!



Why else would I pick a fight with you, if not to have you slam me against the wall, tell me I am wrong and fuck me senseless?

Well then...I just need to pick a time when the owner is in and not...being slammed against walls ;)

ETA: Unless the owner wanted me to join in such activities :D
 
The tank Sal. The filter thing has never worked right so no matter how often i clean it the tank just looks so grubby. As usual it was something the kids wanted but mum ends cleaning.

Yeah, been there, done that....killed the fish!!! er.... just to clarify, not on purpose!

We got landed with our first goldfish when our neighbour very kindly arrived with the cursed fish and tank for jnrs birthday. I was gobsmacked, not being a fan of fish! She said she "just had to get it, because Jnr had admired THEIR fish". Seeing as they also had an Irish Wolfhound, I guess I got off easy, I couldv'e been saddled with that!!! Her kids birthday duly rolled around and I got him a cool battery operated "electric guitar" you know the kind... very loud, totally off key..and they seem to never drain their batteries!!!!

I know, I'm a bitch!!
 
Well then...I just need to pick a time when the owner is in and not...being slammed against walls ;)

ETA: Unless the owner wanted me to join in such activities :D

Well... I'll have my people talk to your people and we will put something together.

And darlin? You're welcome to any activities that, pique your interest. ;)
 
Yes. You do!



Why else would I pick a fight with you, if not to have you slam me against the wall, tell me I am wrong and fuck me senseless?

Clearly, the only logical conclusion to heated disagreements. That's why the divorce rate is so high, right?

I could save you some time and just tell you you're wrong right now. Don't even need to have the fight. Cause whatever it is, you're probably wrong.
 
Clearly, the only logical conclusion to heated disagreements. That's why the divorce rate is so high, right?

I could save you some time and just tell you you're wrong right now. Don't even need to have the fight. Cause whatever it is, you're probably wrong.

Awww.. Ahren, I clearly want to jump you too. After all there is a thin line between love and hate. :kiss:
 
I could save you some time and just tell you you're wrong right now. Don't even need to have the fight. Cause whatever it is, you're probably wrong.

*laughing*

Bartender, give whatever Ahren wants for a drink and put it on my tab

*snickers*
 
Nah, he's right. It was pretty bad, and you should feel bad for writing it.
 
You would sigh a happy sigh. You are, afterall, a happy sigh kinda girl.

I wonder if the majority would agree with that. Happily sighing. Let's all have a happy sigh and see if that makes us a better writer. Oooop, no. Doesn't work in your case Ausus, sorry.

Oh and btw, this is a thought thread, so I post thoughts, not poems lol. So I can absolutely say, there's a thought in you, somewhere. Happy sigh...

LOL
 
Yeah I could do better, but regardless one does not have to produce better material to judge something's quality.

Yeah sure mate. That's why you're here, right? Some wimpy little git with no imagination can do better. Yup, all talk.

Hey like I said, this is a thought thread, don't get mixed up in your little brain game, champ. Alright?

I don't post to be judged. You wanna judge a piece of thought, start with yourself. Think about that.
 

Well then you're the last person to be judged. It's called literotica for a reason. If you've got nothing the you should shut the fuck up. Just sayin. Are you a lit man, or are you just some jerk that's here to take photos?

Snap, snap
I can do that
Let me see what I can come up with
Oh, nothing, cause I'm a dimwit

Only god can judge?
Let his name be known
His name is Ahren
A dog with no bone.
 
alright come on guys, youve hijacked the thread enough, yea yea i know i shouldnt throw stones, something about glass houses and all that, Ahren, Girly, Just fuck and get it outta your system :D ya know you wanna
 
Well then you're the last person to be judged. It's called literotica for a reason. If you've got nothing the you should shut the fuck up. Just sayin. Are you a lit man, or are you just some jerk that's here to take photos?

Snap, snap
I can do that
Let me see what I can come up with
Oh, nothing, cause I'm a dimwit

Only god can judge?
Let his name be known
His name is Ahren
A dog with no bone.

Who bothers to try and write a poem to sling insults, anyway? How fucking goofy is that?
 
Who bothers to try and write a poem to sling insults, anyway? How fucking goofy is that?

This is a thought thread. If you hadn't mentioned it in your own stupid way then we wouldn't be here.

Of course I know that, but to go out and emphasize, well hey! That's just you, right?

I love you too, ya douche.
 
''Oh Shut the fuck up you classless wagon!''

And as I'm typing..

''My nails look great. Back scratchingly fantastic..''
 
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