Joining the AMclub

[SoulWeaver]

I love treasure hunts if a guy i was dating surprised me with one of those every now and again..especially if he made it just difficult enough to not insult my intelligence but not so difficult i'd stop being turned on..he'd be a keeper. I may even say l word and mean it properly

The art of lure and tease is a dying one me thinks. It does sound like a rather delicious way to spend a day or two ..... or a lifetime for that matter, tease, challenge, reward, tease .....

 

[Beth87]

I agree. Its one of the reasons i like older men. It's rare to find someone my age who doesn't want instant fix and who appreciates the complex subtleties of lust both in mind and body

 

[SoulWeaver]

I agree. Its one of the reasons i like older men. It's rare to find someone my age who doesn't want instant fix and who appreciates the complex subtleties of lust both in mind and body

Now you're just talking dirty ...... and yet it sounds so sweet ....
Pinch and it hurts but is easily forgotten, yet set the mind alight and it burns eternal .....

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[Beth87]

Phone ate my reply twice! I give up and will respond when can access computer. Sorry hun x

 

[SoulWeaver]

Phone ate my reply twice! I give up and will respond when can access computer. Sorry hun x

You know where to find me ........ I've left clues ......

 

[Winemaster]

well desrved

I am reading this thread and saying to myself..."she is getting all the compliments she deserves....hot, good heart, great lips, sexy, etc.." All written about you is true...
I want to read on...

 

[HeavenAndHell]

Lovely pic i'll pm my naughty thoughts to you x

feeling in one of those weird moods this morning. I feel pretty sad but would love a good fuck..would certainly cheer me up.

Wish i could just booty call one of you to come and do the deed before work x

I can't wait to read your response

Wish I could have been the one you booty called before work.

 

[Beth87]

You know where to find me ........ I've left clues ......

Your last clue was particularly difficult but I think I have it correct when I say...Notre dame?

Hope you're okay

I am reading this thread and saying to myself..."she is getting all the compliments she deserves....hot, good heart, great lips, sexy, etc.." All written about you is true...
I want to read on...

And I love you for saying this

I can't wait to read your response

Wish I could have been the one you booty called before work.

Move to UK

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Had a weird conversation with my sister yesterday. We've been getting on really well and started to share parts of our lives with each other..its like being friends Which I really love

The difference is when my friends tell me what she shared last night I don't get the urge to hunt anyone down and beat the crap out of them!

She was sharing a story of a sexual experience..she was happy and laughing...I was secretly hiding my outrage. This cocky little guy had come on to her said something like, " I'm good with my hands. Let me show you." To which she replied.."me too. Let me punch you in the face and show you." Couldn't have loved her more when she said that

Any way eventually led to showing of his hand expertise. He'd tried to go further and she hadn't wanted to so he got huffy and slept on the couch.

She was happily sharing a funny/exciting moment. I was thinking..I'm going to hunt the little punk down and punch him in the face for touching my little sister. Cocky little b-
I might not be good with my hands but my knee will do some serious damage when I go ninja on your crotch!

Of course, I have to keep such violent thoughts to myself if I want her to keep sharing with me. I have quite a number of her exes on my hit list now. And her current boyfriend is in no good standing. Told her when she had just had his baby - get dna test and lose weight you're disgusting (scuse me? she's just had your baby you knob head) and last time they had an argument he called her a whore. I find it impossibly difficult not to punch him in the face when I see him.

 

[stefaunk]

Any way eventually led to showing of his hand expertise. He'd tried to go further and she hadn't wanted to so he got huffy and slept on the couch.

She was happily sharing a funny/exciting moment. I was thinking..I'm going to hunt the little punk down and punch him in the face for touching my little sister. Cocky little b-
I might not be good with my hands but my knee will do some serious damage when I go ninja on your crotch!

Of course, I have to keep such violent thoughts to myself if I want her to keep sharing with me. I have quite a number of her exes on my hit list now. And her current boyfriend is in no good standing. Told her when she had just had his baby - get dna test and lose weight you're disgusting (scuse me? she's just had your baby you knob head) and last time they had an argument he called her a whore. I find it impossibly difficult not to punch him in the face when I see him.

Good Morning Ms Bethy, remind me never to piss you off!

 

[Beth87]

Good Morning Ms Bethy, remind me never to piss you off!

Lol Well unless you plan on calling one of my sisters a whore or disgustingly fat we shouldn't have a problem

Yeah, you know you're scared of my super ninja capabilities

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSvGZy_A7oN9ih8gy8V_L3eQtq3W19OaZllZqM7IAB2istX_3cycg

How are you today?

 

[stefaunk]

Lol Well unless you plan on calling one of my sisters a whore or disgustingly fat we shouldn't have a problem

Yeah, you know you're scared of my super ninja capabilities

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSvGZy_A7oN9ih8gy8V_L3eQtq3W19OaZllZqM7IAB2istX_3cycg

How are you today?

Woke up horny and alone in my hotel room. Other than that not too bad and you?

 

[Beth87]

Woke up horny and alone in my hotel room. Other than that not too bad and you?

business trip?

I'm good if you class eating chocolate icing spread as lunch because it's the only thing other than ketchup in the cupboards as good?? It is pretty nice aside from the sickly feeling

 

[stefaunk]

business trip?

I'm good if you class eating chocolate icing spread as lunch because it's the only thing other than ketchup in the cupboards as good?? It is pretty nice aside from the sickly feeling

Yep, I travel a gerat deal for business. MMMMM there are severl wonderful ways I can think of to eat chocolate icing.

 

[Beth87]

Yep, I travel a gerat deal for business. MMMMM there are severl wonderful ways I can think of to eat chocolate icing.

Nothing beats off skin..but im being a lady and using a spoon instead of fingers. I prefer peanut butter if i must eat out of a jar though.

I hate to go but if I don't ill never be on time to pick up my nephew Think of the chocolate in my more concealed places and have some fun

 

[HeavenAndHell]

Move to UK

Is that an invitation?

 

[starport968]

<hurried looking through diary to make sure I haven't annoyed any sisters in Rural England>

Morning babes...

 

[captain_badger]

*dashes in and waves at Bethy before rushing off to work*

 

[Beth87]

Morning boys...a fly by moment.

Had a bunch of fmaily shite last night...some people make it really fecking difficult for you to love them when they throw your olive branch back in your face along with everything they possibly can to hurt you - except I am immune to her tactics...wich gets her more annoyed and nastier. I particularly enjoy the moment when her attack gets so absurb it makes me laugh and its like she implodes.

However, outside of the confrontation...it is really horrid to have someone throw your insecurities/failings/how they really think of you in your face to score points. I bloody hate when people do that.

I know I will sound like I'm lying when I say this...but I don't; at all. I have in the past but you wouldn't believe the inhuman amount of control I have in an argument. It scares me sometimes....but sssh that's a secret If I'm going to say something I say it then I am relatively calm...anger might push me to say something but it will be something I would say in a calm place.

All this peace keeping and biting my tongue means I have massive tension points over my chest and shoulders...need a decent massage

Roll on May and my holiday away from the drama. I tell you...im not coming back!!!

 

[SoulWeaver]

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[stefaunk]

Would not blame you

Morning boys...a fly by moment

All this peace keeping and biting my tongue means I have massive tension points over my chest and shoulders...need a decent massage

Roll on May and my holiday away from the drama. I tell you...im not coming back!!!

Good Morning darlin'. Sorry for you family drama. Why do people insist on being assholes some times? Oh well , we all get through it and move on. Now about that much needed massage. Get you cute butt to room 544 and there are a very eager pair of hands at the ready.

 

[starport968]

Morning gorgeous, sorry to hear about all the new dramas. you know where I am if you feel like venting at someone impartial.....

 

[Beth87]

...................

I *think* I can remember your original post..or it was a pm someone sent me. Now I can't remember.

Well whomever asked me..the answer is no. May is a holiday not me leaving lit or whatever.

Why did you erase your post???

Good Morning darlin'. Sorry for you family drama. Why do people insist on being assholes some times? Oh well , we all get through it and move on. Now about that much needed massage. Get you cute butt to room 544 and there are a very eager pair of hands at the ready.

Yes sir

Morning gorgeous, sorry to hear about all the new dramas. you know where I am if you feel like venting at someone impartial.....

Thanks sweetness. When I return later I will share my awesome way of handling it I'm pretty proud of myself!

 

[captain_badger]

Wave, hug, kiss etc.

Missed you

 

[starport968]

Thanks sweetness. When I return later I will share my awesome way of handling it I'm pretty proud of myself!

Cant wait. I will have to make notes on what to look out for!;-)

 

[erostorm]

Nothing beats off skin..but im being a lady and using a spoon instead of fingers.

OMFG! You Brits. That's the funniest thing. So, do you warm the spoon first, or just go right from the silverware drawer to business?

ROTFL!!!!

Morning Bethy Hope I'm not, um, interrupting anything!