Cucumber

[Cumergirl]

Do other guys get turned when you see the Cucumbers at the store?

 

[ADIDAS00]

Do other guys get turned when you see the Cucumbers at the store?

I don't get turned on at that...but I get turned on that you like it!

 

[noob10]

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[bye bye

 

[SexyLitForAll]

Do other guys get turned when you see the Cucumbers at the store?

Yes - when we see women picking them up - especially those long english ones!

 

[Phydeax69]

Saw a nice one this morning and considered it! ;-)

 

[wryteitu]

Too small...lol

 

[ralphman]

Cucumber Art

For many years now, I actually take cucumbers and sculpt them into life-like cocks. They are a very verstile vegetable and can bring much pleasure as well as vitamins....LOL

 

[HerLittlePiggy]

No but I have been known to deep throat a banana as practice before I eat it. I can take a pretty big one all the way down

 

[Kitkat103]

I get kind of alarmed when i see a cucumber at the store. I tried it once and it definitely did not work!

 

[Toontweeker]

Ahh...Cucumbers

I worked in loss prevention for a grocery chain here in Florida a few years ago. While monitoring the surveillance cams one morning, a woman in her late 40's came in and headed straight for the produce department. She picked out a cucumber and instead of placing it in a bag and dropping it into her cart, she held it in her hands as she proceeded to go about her shopping.

She was just a normal looking lady, dressed in a very short skirt, tank top, and flip-flops. As it was fairly early in the morning, and not a lot of shoppers, I followed her around through the store on the video monitors. She was holding on to that cucumber the whole time. After she had filled her cart up, she began going back and forth along the back aisle a few times, looking towards the front down every aisle. She finally headed down the paper goods aisle and after about ten feet, stopped and faced the shelf and looked from side to side a few times.

I kid you not, she lifted the front of her skirt, pulled her panties aside and shoved the cucumber all the way into her pussy, without hesitation. She must have been soaking wet. Fixed her panties and skirt, then as carefree as can be, headed to checkout.

I headed out to the floor and pretended to straighten out the carts at the entrance. As she walked out past me, I said "Thank you for shopping at ****** and I hope you found our fresh produce re-model to be more convenient" She turned ten shades of red.

A memory I'll never forget.

 

[Kitkat103]

I worked in loss prevention for a grocery chain here in Florida a few years ago. While monitoring the surveillance cams one morning, a woman in her late 40's came in and headed straight for the produce department. She picked out a cucumber and instead of placing it in a bag and dropping it into her cart, she held it in her hands as she proceeded to go about her shopping.

She was just a normal looking lady, dressed in a very short skirt, tank top, and flip-flops. As it was fairly early in the morning, and not a lot of shoppers, I followed her around through the store on the video monitors. She was holding on to that cucumber the whole time. After she had filled her cart up, she began going back and forth along the back aisle a few times, looking towards the front down every aisle. She finally headed down the paper goods aisle and after about ten feet, stopped and faced the shelf and looked from side to side a few times.

I kid you not, she lifted the front of her skirt, pulled her panties aside and shoved the cucumber all the way into her pussy, without hesitation. She must have been soaking wet. Fixed her panties and skirt, then as carefree as can be, headed to checkout.

I headed out to the floor and pretended to straighten out the carts at the entrance. As she walked out past me, I said "Thank you for shopping at ****** and I hope you found our fresh produce re-model to be more convenient" She turned ten shades of red.

A memory I'll never forget.

wow that is incredibly embarrassing! Like I hope she did not try to give it back!

 

[NightBirdNYC]

Not only they’re delicious but I’ve enlisted their “help” many times during my home alone playtimes
https://vlix.io/video/a64333a59674678fb283/

 

[Fabulous_Mr_Fister]

I have shopped for cucumbers many when working away and with no access to proper toys. I spend minutes looking for the "best" shape and girth. Same with zucchini and carrots. I always feel other shoppers know what I'm doing!

 

[Derrick0840]

Not only they’re delicious but I’ve enlisted their “help” many times during my home alone playtimes
https://vlix.io/video/a64333a59674678fb283/

I used to stretch my ex gf with very large cucumbers

 

[DickandDoof]

Sometimes a cucumber is just a cucumber.

 

[Badxxxwifey]

I always grab the two biggest ones to get guys reactions

 

[mtsnowrider]

Asian or Japanese eggplants are actually a much better substitute than cucumbers. More appropriate shape, size and degree of firmness

 

[load69]

I look at the extra long cucumbers lustfully and will occasionally buy one. I was able to bury about 9” of a nice one one time. It felt great! I took pics while fucking myself with it. DM me if you want to chat or see the pics.

 

[chapter6plan]

No but I have been known to deep throat a banana as practice before I eat it. I can take a pretty big one all the way down

Same. I scrape it gently with my teeth to make it smooth and slippery and nibble the best cockhead I can into the tip.