The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

[Tio_Narratore]

And I start playing emo music.

I put in a tube of black lipstick...

and you get a soft kiss in the moonless night.

I put in a wildwood flower...

 

[SweetMerry]

and you get a soft kiss in the moonless night.

I put in a wildwood flower...

and I enjoy its heady fragrance.

I give you an appreciative smile...

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And I start playing emo music.

I put in a tube of black lipstick...

and I enjoy its heady fragrance.

I give you an appreciative smile...

and a hand clasps yours for a walk in the darkness.

I put in a sea-splashed New England cliff...

 

[Handley_Page]

and a hand clasps yours for a walk in the darkness.

I put in a sea-splashed New England cliff...

and it compares well with the White Cliffs of Dover.

I put in a small camp-fire

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and it compares well with the White Cliffs of Dover.

I put in a small camp-fire

and, there's a group of camp-fire girls standing around it toasting marshmallows.

I put in a round of Kumbaya.

 

[1sickbastard]

and, there's a group of camp-fire girls standing around it toasting marshmallows.

I put in a round of Kumbaya.

and there's three of the campers slinking of into the woods in a desperate attempt to avoid the song.

I put in a bank of mist rising from the woodland floor.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and there's three of the campers slinking of into the woods in a desperate attempt to avoid the song.

I put in a bank of mist rising from the woodland floor.

and the Campfire Girls are rendered unconscious by the miasma.

I put in a troop of Boy Scouts trained in mouth-to-mouth resuscitation...

 

[1sickbastard]

and the Campfire Girls are rendered unconscious by the miasma.

I put in a troop of Boy Scouts trained in mouth-to-mouth resuscitation...

and the Literotica Censors cut out the next bit due to underage restictions
(reset)
and the troop quickly assembles a shelter of downed tree limbs and layers of leaf litter, big enough to look after their charges.

I put in an owl, silently prowling the night for its prey...

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and the Literotica Censors cut out the next bit due to underage restictions
(reset)
and the troop quickly assembles a shelter of downed tree limbs and layers of leaf litter, big enough to look after their charges.

I put in an owl, silently prowling the night for its prey...

and you get a fieldmouse, well-armed, and lying in wait...

I put in a re-balancing of nature...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and you get a fieldmouse, well-armed, and lying in wait...

I put in a re-balancing of nature...

and, you get a woman wearing pants taking out the trash.

I put in a trip to Mardi Gras.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, you get a woman wearing pants taking out the trash.

I put in a trip to Mardi Gras.

and you collect more bead necklaces than any other woman walking the street that night.

I put in a little hotel room at the end of the street...

 

[1sickbastard]

and you collect more bead necklaces than any other woman walking the street that night.

I put in a little hotel room at the end of the street...

and you collect a balcony from which you can watch the crewe's as they parade past.

I put in a group of collage co-eds on the street begging for some of the bead necklaces you have.

 

[Handley_Page]

and you collect a balcony from which you can watch the crewe's as they parade past.

I put in a group of collage co-eds on the street begging for some of the bead necklaces you have.

and you sell to them a do-it-yourself kit.

I put in the Instructions

 

[1sickbastard]

and you sell to them a do-it-yourself kit.

I put in the Instructions

And you collect a line of bead curtains to be sold at the next Burning Man

I put in a wolf-pack stalking a carabou...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

And you collect a line of bead curtains to be sold at the next Burning Man

I put in a wolf-pack stalking a carabou...

and, they aren't very hungry today and she escapes to take care of her young one.

I put in a vision of foot tracks in the snow.

 

[1sickbastard]

and, they aren't very hungry today and she escapes to take care of her young one.

I put in a vision of foot tracks in the snow.

and you collect a guy strrggling to find his snow blower buried in a deep drift! (sound familier?)

I put in a snowplow clearing out a mountain pass...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and you collect a guy strrggling to find his snow blower buried in a deep drift! (sound familier?)

I put in a snowplow clearing out a mountain pass...

yes, and I never did start it up today.

and, I get to sit by the fire in the lodge house.

I put in a couple of very long sticks.

 

[1sickbastard]

yes, and I never did start it up today.

and, I get to sit by the fire in the lodge house.

I put in a couple of very long sticks.

And you get a nice cozy fire, which warms your very soul.

I put in a dutch oven, simmering with a home made stew, the aroma of which fills the air...

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And you get a nice cozy fire, which warms your very soul.

I put in a dutch oven, simmering with a home made stew, the aroma of which fills the air...

and soon your cabin is filled with hungry strangers.

I put in a post-prandial game of Naked Twister...

 

[1sickbastard]

and soon your cabin is filled with hungry strangers.

I put in a post-prandial game of Naked Twister...

And you get a cabinfull of eager gamers

I put in a big bottle of cooking oil...

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And you get a cabinfull of eager gamers

I put in a big bottle of cooking oil...

and the game becomes much more interesting.

I put in a slippery mass of naked, writhing flesh...

 

[1sickbastard]

and the game becomes much more interesting.

I put in a slippery mass of naked, writhing flesh...

and you get a buch of folks that can't get a foot to blue, because they're stuffed with stew!

I put in a couple of bottle of good Irish Whiskey (say, that's redundant!)

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and you get a buch of folks that can't get a foot to blue, because they're stuffed with stew!

I put in a couple of bottle of good Irish Whiskey (say, that's redundant!)

and you get, in sequence, a tumbler of Redbreast, Tullamore Dew, Old Bushmill 18 yr old, Tyrconnel, and a 12 yr old Jameson.

I put in a a rousing rendition of Rosin the Bow...

 

[1sickbastard]

and you get, in sequence, a tumbler of Redbreast, Tullamore Dew, Old Bushmill 18 yr old, Tyrconnel, and a 12 yr old Jameson.

I put in a a rousing rendition of Rosin the Bow...

And you get a buch of drunk Irishmen (&women) singing and dancing naked in front of the fire.

I put in a knock at the door...

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And you get a buch of drunk Irishmen (&women) singing and dancing naked in front of the fire.

I put in a knock at the door...

and three policeman join the fun, agus faigamid suid mar ata se.

I put in a room where Bacchus is sporting with Venus...