Bits and pieces

[y=mx+b]

Belated happy birthday, y. I wish you many happy returns.

p.s. you are a hairy beast.

thank you.

I shaved some off and put in a little plastic baggie to send to you for your birthday. All I need is an address.

 

[y=mx+b]

Sigh doesnt he?

One could easily argue that I don't have to and that the only reason I do is to win the attention and affections of as many internet hotties as I can.

all I have to say to these astute individuals is... no shit.

but I would like to offer the counter argument that in light of the last couple months or so I do have quite the track record of being an absolute crass asshole.

But one could counter my counter argument saying that being such very well could be a ruse, pandering to those absurdly attracted to volatile bi-polar passive aggressiveness... that such "episodes" have been crafted for the sake of preserving the meaning, integrity, and emotional validity of my more poetic creative moments.

to this I would argue that if such was the case it could be argued that perhaps I craft my smoother sexier erotic self in order to validate the meaning and intent of my less savory side.

to which one could argue that no matter what my intent was behind whatever manner I post that I do so with the purpose of scoring more chicks.

to this I would say: well... yeah.

 

[Vixxennn]

One could easily argue that I don't have to and that the only reason I do is to win the attention and affections of as many internet hotties as I can.

all I have to say to these astute individuals is... no shit.

but I would like to offer the counter argument that in light of the last couple months or so I do have quite the track record of being an absolute crass asshole.

But one could counter my counter argument saying that being such very well could be a ruse, pandering to those absurdly attracted to volatile bi-polar passive aggressiveness... that such "episodes" have been crafted for the sake of preserving the meaning, integrity, and emotional validity of my more poetic creative moments.

to this I would argue that if such was the case it could be argued that perhaps I craft my smoother sexier erotic self in order to validate the meaning and intent of my less savory side.

to which one could argue that no matter what my intent was behind whatever manner I post that I do so with the purpose of scoring more chicks.

to this I would say: well... yeah.

And to all this I say... fuck it. I'll take everything you say at face value and continue to swoon and be impressed.

Because whether you like it or not, you have this strange X-factor that makes you unique and curious and impressive and intriguing. And sexy to boot. And you can't argue your way out of that one

 

[y=mx+b]

don't mind me...

 

[y=mx+b]

And to all this I say... fuck it. I'll take everything you say at face value and continue to swoon and be impressed.

Because whether you like it or not, you have this strange X-factor that makes you unique and curious and impressive and intriguing. And sexy to boot. And you can't argue your way out of that one

Until I do, I wish to declare my right to undermine your sentiment, and impose a sensed feeling that I am ignoring you by blowing off this post.

anyone else want some of this? I got all damn night... or at least until I tire of myself being an asshole. Which actually could happen sooner than I think... but until then I shall remain in denial.

 

[Vixxennn]

Until I do, I wish to declare my right to undermine your sentiment, and impose a sensed feeling that I am ignoring you by blowing off this post.

anyone else want some of this? I got all damn night... or at least until I tire of myself being an asshole. Which actually could happen sooner than I think... but until then I shall remain in denial.

You don't scare me. Be an asshole. Continue all night, or everyday for all I care, you're not going to change my mind about you. Much to your dismay, I know.

 

[shadysmurfette]

1Maybe you have attracted females immune to the effects of passive aggressive assholeness

2.Keeping talking, I dont mind

3. Maybe we are into S&M

 

[funluvinaj]

One could easily argue that I don't have to and that the only reason I do is to win the attention and affections of as many internet hotties as I can.

all I have to say to these astute individuals is... no shit.

but I would like to offer the counter argument that in light of the last couple months or so I do have quite the track record of being an absolute crass asshole.

But one could counter my counter argument saying that being such very well could be a ruse, pandering to those absurdly attracted to volatile bi-polar passive aggressiveness... that such "episodes" have been crafted for the sake of preserving the meaning, integrity, and emotional validity of my more poetic creative moments.

to this I would argue that if such was the case it could be argued that perhaps I craft my smoother sexier erotic self in order to validate the meaning and intent of my less savory side.

to which one could argue that no matter what my intent was behind whatever manner I post that I do so with the purpose of scoring more chicks.

to this I would say: well... yeah.

this somehow brought to mind Monty Python and not because it was outwardly funny but just that roundabout logic they often employed.

to this I say, you intrigue me. I don't really care what your motivations are. If someone interests me I'm going to pay attention.

Furthermore, you are freaking sexy as hell.

*nods*

 

[y=mx+b]

I hate feeling alone when I am not alone.
This isn't to be confused with feeling/being ignored.

 

[y=mx+b]

I may have a beer or two tonight.

 

[y=mx+b]

maybe find something worth my time on Netflix

 

[Vixxennn]

Sounds like my night too!

 

[y=mx+b]

Sounds like my night too!

what are you talking about? I seen your updates in your thread surely you have crazy PM action going on right now.

wait... yeah... feeling alone when you are not alone. I gather that pretty much sums up how a lot of women around here with pic threads feel.

 

[Vixxennn]

what are you talking about? I seen your updates in your thread surely you have crazy PM action going on right now.

wait... yeah... feeling alone when you are not alone. I gather that pretty much sums up how a lot of women around here with pic threads feel.

Couple of beers and netflix will be my night too.

And shame on you for thinking I reply to all of my PMs.

 

[y=mx+b]

Couple of beers and netflix will be my night too.

And shame on you for thinking I reply to all of my PMs.

I have been shamed

 

[Vixxennn]

What's the frown for?

 

[y=mx+b]

What's the frown for?

the shaming of me has caused me to be humiliated. all the ladies that I am told follow my thread but have yet to expose themselves to me or be actually proven to exist by others are laughing at me.

 

[Guest]

found you!

 

[Vixxennn]

the shaming of me has caused me to be humiliated. all the ladies that I am told follow my thread but have yet to expose themselves to me or be actually proven to exist by others are laughing at me.

Oh, I've exposed myself to you... and I do exist. And I love to interact with you, for the record. You're a challenge... and I love that.

 

[y=mx+b]

found you!

*Okay; note to self, try to refrain from scaring her off by making known your rabid desire to slap her tits while violently throat fucking her.*

 

[y=mx+b]

Oh, I've exposed myself to you... and I do exist. And I love to interact with you, for the record. You're a challenge... and I love that.

now by challenge do you mean like... sudoku type challenge, or short-bus type challenge?

 

[whynotjustsayit]

the shaming of me has caused me to be humiliated. all the ladies that I am told follow my thread but have yet to expose themselves to me or be actually proven to exist by others are laughing at me.

I follow this thread...but did I expose that fact yet ?

 

[Vixxennn]

now by challenge do you mean like... sudoku type challenge, or short-bus type challenge?

Funny guy.

I mean challenge like guy who tries to prove himself to be one way but is clearly better than he recognizes and is reluctant to anyone who thinks highly of him.

 

[JessiePi]

Funny guy.

I mean challenge like guy who tries to prove himself to be one way but is clearly better than he recognizes and is reluctant to anyone who thinks highly of him.

Well said V!
Not usually the "following" type... But this thread can keep my attention.

 

[Guest]

*Okay; note to self, try to refrain from scaring her off by making known your rabid desire to slap her tits while violently throat fucking her.*

scaring me off? what is this madness you speak of?