2011 Golden Globes (tonight on NBC)

[Sidney_1]

You really need to check out more Modern Family episodes either online or rent an entire season at Blockbuster.

Or, be like me and have like 38 fucking percent of the DVR full of Modern Family Episodes until I finally burn the episodes onto CDs.

One episode was enough torture for me. I am going to give Glee a chance, though.

 

[Morcheeba]

Jane Fonda supporting her friend Cher...


We need some video of their hot friendship, no?

 

[Morcheeba]

One episode was enough torture for me. I am going to give Glee a chance, though.

One episode was torture. Guess that means I should keep my well-endowed horses back in the stable before meeting you, Sidney sugar.

 

[Morcheeba]

That chick from The Fighter won AGAIN!



Poor Mila Kunas... girl, come rest your worried head on my bosom.

 

[Morcheeba]

Never seen Robert DeNiro do such a relaxed speech and with that hair, holy shit, watch out hot black women in his range!

 

[Morcheeba]

Halle Berry never seems to age and kudos to Howard Stern and his movie 'Private Parts' for ever cracking Paul Giamatti's code as Pig Vomit! What a great actor he's since turned to be!!

 

[Morcheeba]

"He totally wants to sleep with me!" - Natalie Portman the Knocked Up One talking about the father of her baby just now

 

[Morcheeba]

Ahhhh, Colin Firth won yet again and we didn't get enough of Sandra Bullock.

Hopefully he's not as drunk during this speech, then again, go at it.

 

[Morcheeba]

Yes, thank you to GOD for making the non-American an Athiest.

 

[Sidney_1]

"He totally wants to sleep with me!" - Natalie Portman the Knocked Up One talking about the father of her baby just now

Yes, thank you to GOD for making the non-American an Athiest.

That was the dullest Globes I've ever seen.

Thank God it's over.

 

[OzoneRed]

Damn! I thought this was gonna be a thread about suntanned boobies.

 

[Morcheeba]

I can only guess that Mila Kunis tastes like raspberries...

Since creating this thread I heard that Mila Kunis is blind in one eye (from a local sleb gossip queen in between songs about women being nasty enough to swallow what's on the menu and to open wide and say "ahhhh" because we're thirsty. I still thank the fucks for removing our one and only hard rock station for all this exposure to such delightful music).

So huh. How bout that. A relative of mine was born that way but excelled in sports enough to receive scholarships and even went on to coach. Much kudos to Mila Kunis even more. Call me?

 

[Morcheeba]

One episode was enough torture for me. I am going to give Glee a chance, though.

I gave Glee a chance last night, oh yes I did. They went into song and dance with a black girl singing Bon Jovi's "Living On a Prayer" and then it was all gay gay I am gay but in the closet and you're gay (obviously) so let me smash you against the locker and then kiss you and then... well, I really didn't get the point of it all besides the fact that it's okay to be gay. Oh, and to be like Pink and toss tons of glitter in the air and make someone else pick it up for your freaky ass.

How it beat 'Modern Family' is beyond me.

Say, btw, new Modern Family tonight for all those watching the new American Idol Show.

 

[Morcheeba]

No Glee defenders up on my ass>?

Awww, but what a good time for all to be had.