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[scouries]

I’m james r scouries esq., welcome to my world

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[size=+2]james r scouries esq.[/size]
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner, MILLION SELLER,
Author of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story on LITEROTICA

 

[scouries]

Discussion Thread - 12th Annual Literotica Reader's Choice Awards

Hello Readers & Writers!

Welcome to the 12th Annual Literotica Reader's Choice Award Nominations! In this round, you will have the chance to nominate your favorites of 2010 in 6 special categories. At the end of the nomination period, we will close down the nominations and whittle them down to 4 in each category.

Please take the time to make a nomination in each category below. You have until February 28th to make a selection, so you feel free to go back and reread your favorites. Thanks, and have fun!!

What a way to start 2011!!! I want to thank our good QUEEN for accepting my suggesting (see POST #15 on last years discussion thread - http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=728384).

I think her decision proves that good suggestions don’t always fall on deaf ears – that in fact she and PRINCE MANU are willing to listen to those who are trying to help improve the site. BRAVO!

I just wish that our friends in AHland could throw off their petty jealousies and join the effort to make this world a better place. ​

[size=+2]james r scouries esq.[/size]
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner, MILLION SELLER,
Author of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story on LITEROTICA

 

[TxRad]

In this category, please nominate the writer who affected you the most in 2010. Whose stories did you seek out and enjoy? Who made laugh/cry/etc.?

Author must be an active Literotica author (meaning their account is still currently on Literotica – it has not been removed or cancelled) who submitted stories during the year 2010 (and those submissions must still be on the site).

One nomination per member, please. If multiple nominations are made by a member, only the first listed will count.

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This is what Laural actually said. The crap above is all lies and pure scouries fantasy and bullshit as usual

 

[TxRad]

[SIZE=+4]Welcome to ScouriesFantasyWorld[/SIZE]

Where Scouries ego is the one and only thing that counts.

Where scouries spends his days twisting things to fit his own deluded mind.

 

[bopeep1]

Holy Moley!!!

I am fairly new to LiterO, have truly enjoyed reading and have tried my hand at writing too.

This is a fantastic site, entertaining and encouraging. You all know that.

I didn't realize that a whole other Lit level exists beneath the surface! I just stumbled upon this thread -
Who is this Scouries and how does he do it??? Oh to be so in love with one's self!


Easy as you go people - dear Scouries may take your words to heart and when you're in love with yourself, breaking up can get messy!

 

[sr71plt]

how does he do it???

He doesn't actually do it. Just keep that in mind, and it will all be clear to you.

 

[bopeep1]

Love himself so thoroughly I meant

 

[sr71plt]

Love himself so thoroughly I meant

He seems to think someone has to--and there isn't much here for him from anyone else.

 

[scouries]

Sweet Jeeezus!!!!

First our retard Texan invents an ALT called johnnydoo … and then he pretends he’s down under and called VROSEJ 10 and then quotes himself.

Then he tries to insult the scouries name, the name of the most respected and famous author on LITEROTICA.

Isn’t there a home somewhere in Texas for people as mentally damaged as this old clown?

http://www.microedgeinc.net/jollyjoeys/images/logotca.jpg
vrosej10??? Johnny doo????
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[size=+2]james r scouries esq.[/size]
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner, MILLION SELLER,
Author of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story on LITEROTICA

 

[bopeep1]

...and the love affair continues.

I think it would benefit you to get out a little Mr. Scourie, give your hand a rest, eh?

xo Bopeep

 

[TxRad]

Sweet Jeeezus!!!!

First our retard Texan invents an ALT called johnnydoo … and then he pretends he’s down under and called VROSEJ 10 and then quotes himself.

Then he tries to insult the scouries name, the name of the most respected and famous author on LITEROTICA.

Isn’t there a home somewhere in Texas for people as mentally damaged as this old clown?

http://www.microedgeinc.net/jollyjoeys/images/logotca.jpg
vrosej10??? Johnny doo????
​

[size=+2]james r scouries esq.[/size]
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner, MILLION SELLER,
Author of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story on LITEROTICA

Sorry scouries but the only one of those that's me is me.

You seem to draw the most interesting of people. I did find the Australian slag for your name very interesting though. Now, you play nice, ya hear, I got some bullshit to fight.

 

[scouries]

QUOTE ralphie What does it matter, Scouries? ... It's always been about the story. My personal goal is to enter 100 stories in a contest or at least 500,000 words. What do you think?

…even Laurel posted … Next, you'll be wanting to limit readers.

Maybe we should institute a rule where we writers must pay for every story entered… as there are too many twisted people here, such as yourself, who don't like writers that are so prolific.

For the record, I am Andtheend, Bostonfictionwriter, CarBuffStuff, PositiveThinker, WmForrester, and now SuperHeroRalph.

I wrote the most read story in all of 2010, I Love You Mommy, by WmForrester, with nearly 600,000 reads and closing in on 1,000 votes. Modesty, when it comes to my writing is not my strong suit. I'm having way too much fun…

First off let me address your last claim: “that you wrote the most read story in all of 2010”

Quite simply that’s untrue. A lie in fact. One, there are no stories yet published on LITEROTICA by Ralph. Claiming someone else’s work as your own is the lowest of the lows.

Two, if you check post #9522 by the adorable Gabby in the SCOURIES thread that lists the ten most read “new” stories of 2010 I don’t think you’ll find the name WmForrester anywhere.

Third, for your information, the story “Ohhh Mommy”, I Groaned, by yours truly sold more than 808,000 LITEROTICA copies in 2010 (and received over 3900 votes!).

So my good man neither WmForrester nor you had the #1 best seller in 2010.

I’ll address the rest of your stupidity later… ​

[size=+2]james r scouries esq.[/size]
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner, MILLION SELLER,
Author of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story on LITEROTICA

 

[scouries]

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[size=+2]james r scouries esq.[/size]
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner, MILLION SELLER,
Author of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story on LITEROTICA

 

[Darkniciad]

Laughing my ass off here

 

[TxRad]

Laughing my ass off here

Either scouries is as stupid as I thought he was or he's between a rock and a hard place. If he admits he knew who Freddie's alts were then he was lying. If he didn't get it then he's the only one and a total idiot.

Poor scouries.

Oh yeah, the contest he's yakking about above is a fake.

Sorry, that's the best I can do between fits of laughter.

 

[Darkniciad]

Been a pretty bad year for scouries along those lines, hasn't it? *laugh*

His delusional, relentless, mouth-foaming reactions to the various face-plants he's tripped into have managed to convince many of the hesitant to finally take the plunge and put him on ignore, too.

Well over-played, scouries. Well over-played

 

[scouries]

QUOTE ralphie http://thegrandchawhee.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/ralphie.jpgScouries, please stop shitting all over this thread and leave if for what it was meant to be the contest thread. Go post on your own thread and I wish others would leave you alone to post whatever you want without posting shit on your thread.

Now, allow me to clarify my claim. I wrote the most read 'new' story I Love You Mommy, by WmForrester, Me, from the period of October 2009 until October 2010. Now, if you can find a story that has amassed more hits, reads, or in your case, sales, than the just under 600,000 that I compiled, please name the story.

Well little ralphie I do think a couple of points should be made.

One, for all your claims of being someone else you still don’t have any stories up under your posting name. ZERO! You’re not an author you are a poser.

Two, your claim to be WmWhoever and that you ”wrote the most read story in all of 2010, I Love You Mommy, by WmForrester” was proven wrong and still is wrong. Now you’re claiming it was a 2009 story! And my dear boy(?) it was still outsold by “Ohhh Mommy”, I Groaned.

Three, your, ”leave if for what it was meant to be the contest thread” seems to ignore the fact that my original post is solely concerned with contest issues. Perhaps you misunderstood. So I’ll explain it as clearly as I can – I believe that your planned posting of 20 or 30 stories in every 2011 contest is a disservice to everyone involved and that it shouldn’t be allowed.And I’ll continue to express this view as long as you (or anyone else for that matter) continues to hog the spotlight with their oversized ego.

Only a spoiled brat would do what you’re planning. You’d be far better off playing in a sandbox with others of your mental age. Come back when you've grown up a little...
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[size=+2]james r scouries esq.[/size]
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner, MILLION SELLER,
Author of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story on LITEROTICA

 

[scouries]

Been a pretty bad year for scouries along those lines, hasn't it? His delusional, relentless, mouth-foaming reactions to the various face-plants he's tripped into have managed to convince many of the hesitant to finally take the plunge and put him on ignore, too. Well over-played, scouries

Well I guess my dark friend that it depends on how you define “a bad year”.

I’m sorry DB but I can’t help but think that it was a GREAT year for both myself and for LITEROTICA. On the

[SIZE=+3]ScouriesWorld

front the following could be noted:

* Sales of over 3.2 million units
* Over 25,000 votes cast for my stories
* Continued presence on the MOST FAVORITE AUTHOR and MOST FAVORITE STORY lists
* 2 stories among the Top Twenty MOST READ stories all-time list
* Author of the highest selling story on LITEROTICA in 2010 (for the 3rd consecutive year)
* Author of the HIGHEST VOTE RECEIVING story of 2010 (for the 4th consecutive year)
* Owner of more 1000+ VOTE STORIES than any other LITEROTICAN
* Record ROYALTIES received
* Proposer of the major changes made on LITEROTICA in 2010
* Owner of the MOST POPULAR (andinsightful) thread on the site…

Etc.,etc., …

But of course it could have been better. And I promise you db that james r scouries won’t lay back on his laurels in 2011. I’ll continue to strive to be the best and to help those less talented.

People rushing to put me on ignore? First I’d suggest you look at the view to post numbers of the various scourian threads.

Second, what you and your AHLand buddies have never been able to comprehend (nor understand) is that the SCOURIES thread has never been about you.

Before you put me on ignore I suggest you go back to post #1 and read just for who and for what reason this thread was designed. It was never, nor will be in the future, a place for the small minded lackeys from AHLand.

Instead it’s always been, and always will be, for my reading public. [/SIZE]​

[size=+2]james r scouries esq.[/size]
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner, MILLION SELLER,
Author of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story on LITEROTICA

 

[TxRad]

Been a pretty bad year for scouries along those lines, hasn't it? His delusional, relentless, mouth-foaming reactions to the various face-plants he's tripped into have managed to convince many of the hesitant to finally take the plunge and put him on ignore, too. Well over-played, scouries

Well I guess my dark friend that it depends on how you define “a bad year”.

I’m sorry DB but I can’t help but think that it was a GREAT year for both myself and for LITEROTICA. On the

[SIZE=+3]ScouriesWorld

front the following could be noted:

* Sales of over 3.2 million units
(Again, for the twelve hundredth time, A view is not a sale. Nothing on this site is as far as stories go is sold, bought, or purchased.)
* Over 25,000 votes cast for my stories
* Continued presence on the MOST FAVORITE AUTHOR and MOST FAVORITE STORY lists
(So am I but I don't go around pounding it on other peoples heads all the time.)
* 2 stories among the Top Twenty MOST READ stories all-time list
(Sorry but views are not reads, just like they are not sales. A view is someone click on the story. You should know that from the sore fingertips you have for hitting the button so many times.)
* Author of the highest selling story on LITEROTICA in 2010 (for the 3rd consecutive year)
(Again, for the twelve hundred and oneth time, A view is not a sale. Nothing on this site is as far as stories go is sold, bought, or purchased.)
* Author of the HIGHEST VOTE RECEIVING story of 2010 (for the 4th consecutive year)
* Owner of more 1000+ VOTE STORIES than any other LITEROTICAN
* Record ROYALTIES received
(No one on this site gets royalties or any other compensation for stories posted here)
* Proposer of the major changes made on LITEROTICA in 2010
(All of which are aimed at getting you a win in a contest, any contest. Also you want to know how the voting and sweeps work so you can go back to circumventing them like you used to when you piled on all those votes to your stories.)
* Owner of the MOST POPULAR (andinsightful) thread on the site…
(No where close. This thread has less than a tenth of the views and less than that in posts of the really and truthfully popular threads on Lit.)

Etc.,etc., …

But of course it could have been better. And I promise you db that james r scouries won’t lay back on his laurels in 2011. I’ll continue to strive to be the best and to help those less talented.
(Less talented? Who might that be?)

People rushing to put me on ignore? First I’d suggest you look at the view to post numbers of the various scourian threads.
(Yeah why don't you do that. Most of the posts are people laughing at your bullshit or staring in disbelief at your outrageous claims.)

Second, what you and your AHLand buddies have never been able to comprehend (nor understand) is that the SCOURIES thread has never been about you.
(You are perfectly right. It's all about you and your overinflated ego. There is none bigger.)

Before you put me on ignore I suggest you go back to post #1 and read just for who and for what reason this thread was designed. It was never, nor will be in the future, a place for the small minded lackeys from AHLand.
(Dark and I, neither one have any intentions of putting you on ignore. You are funnier than hell. I wouldn't miss the laughs. Now, just about everyone else already has you on ignore.)

Instead it’s always been, and always will be, for my reading public. [/SIZE]​

(Uh, one question? What reading public on this thread or any of your threads? I've never seen one give an appearance since you started them. This thread and all the rest of your threads are for one reason and one reason only. To boost your own ego by associating your name with the real writers on this site.)

[size=+2]james r scouries esq.[/size]
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner, MILLION SELLER,
Author of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story on LITEROTICA

I know this was posted for Dark but here's the corrected answers to scouries claims in red above.

And he still doesn't get the irony of Darks post.

 

[Darkniciad]

I know this was posted for Dark but here's the corrected answers to scouries claims in red above.

And he still doesn't get the irony of Darks post.

Oh, I'm sure that he understands somewhere deep in that swampy morass of a brain. He just stomps reality down into the murky depths every time it bubbles to the surface. The truth! It burns! It burns!

 

[michchick98]

(Uh, one question? What reading public on this thread or any of your threads? I've never seen one give an appearance since you started them. This thread and all the rest of your threads are for one reason and one reason only. To boost your own ego by associating your name with the real writers on this site.)

Actually, the few of his readers who have come here have seen what a lunatic he is. They tell him so and he...being so caring of 'the readers'....insults them, simply because they don't gush and sing his praises.

 

[michchick98]

Oh, I'm sure that he understands somewhere deep in that swampy morass of a brain. He just stomps reality down into the murky depths every time it bubbles to the surface. The truth! It burns! It burns!

The most hilarious part of his recent diatribes is that Freddie even said who he was and revealed ALL his alts and scouries STILL doesn't get it. He continues to rip Freddie to shreds because he's (scouries) is just that fucking stupid.

Priceless, absolutely priceless.

 

[scouries]

thank you nipples thread...

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[scouries]

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[scouries]

I’m james r scouries esq., welcome to my world

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[size=+2]james r scouries esq.[/size]
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner, MILLION SELLER,
Author of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story on LITEROTICA