The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

[LunaEroticaMystica]

Let's go fly a kite. *giggle*

I put in a forked-tailed avian version.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Let's go fly a kite. *giggle*

I put in a forked-tailed avian version.

and you find yourself flying back to Capistrano.

I put in a Monarch's flight to the Valley of Mexico...

 

[pathology_liz]

and you find yourself flying back to Capistrano.

I put in a Monarch's flight to the Valley of Mexico...

I think someone is getting grumpy about this cold weather?

I put in a warming internal glow (and wonder if the 63rd anniversary has passed? if so i'll sing happy birthday like Marilyn did; Oh so breathy)

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I think someone is getting grumpy about this cold weather?

I put in a warming internal glow (and wonder if the 63rd anniversary has passed? if so i'll sing happy birthday like Marilyn did; Oh so breathy)

and the VM overheats at the thoughtof the sounds that promise to float on a sultry breath four days into the new year.

I put in a bit of wondering about the wondering...

 

[LunaEroticaMystica]

and we wonder as we wander.

I put in pointy elf shoes...

 

[CafeBleu]

and we wonder as we wander.

I put in pointy elf shoes...

And I feel an irresistible urge to help a rotund bearded man dressed in red.

I put in a bright red raindeer nose...

 

[Austin8]

And I feel an irresistible urge to help a rotund bearded man dressed in red.

I put in a bright red raindeer nose...

and I attach it to the front of my bicycle

I put in a rotund dude, dreesed in red steering a pedi-cab.

 

[James G 5]

and I attach it to the front of my bicycle

I put in a rotund dude, dreesed in red steering a pedi-cab.

And you get a horny ungulate with a gin blossom nose.

I put in a vintage bottle of Napa Cabernet.

 

[Austin8]

And you get a horny ungulate with a gin blossom nose.

I put in a vintage bottle of Napa Cabernet.

not to be confused with Naptha

I put in some Napa Cabbage

 

[hellguy]

not to be confused with Naptha

I put in some Napa Cabbage

And you get back a recipe for some "laced" coleslaw.

I put in the entire Beatles Anthology.

 

[Handley_Page]

And you get back a recipe for some "laced" coleslaw.

I put in the entire Beatles Anthology.

and then discover the 'missing' tracks. . . . .

I put in a 12-track recording machine.

 

[hellguy]

and then discover the 'missing' tracks. . . . .

I put in a 12-track recording machine.

And find out that you forgot to remove the recording you made of last night.

I put in the tapes you left in the machine.

 

[Handley_Page]

And find out that you forgot to remove the recording you made of last night.

I put in the tapes you left in the machine.

Ah, thank you. She'll enjoy the final production, I hope.

I put in a pair of Rodgers broadcast-grade speakers

 

[hellguy]

Ah, thank you. She'll enjoy the final production, I hope.

I put in a pair of Rodgers broadcast-grade speakers

You are welcome. And you get two tickets to the performance.

I put in the set list.

 

[Austin8]

You are welcome. And you get two tickets to the performance.

I put in the set list.

Ready set go

I put in a alloy rim

 

[hellguy]

Ready set go

I put in a alloy rim

And you get back instructions on how to convert it into a BBQ grill.

I put in the recipe for the herbs and spices.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And you get back instructions on how to convert it into a BBQ grill.

I put in the recipe for the herbs and spices.

and you get a hefty plate of baby hog ribs Provencale.

I put in a smooth Cabernet to wash down the raclette...

 

[Handley_Page]

and you get a hefty plate of baby hog ribs Provencale.

I put in a smooth Cabernet to wash down the raclette...

and there's a quiet 'gurgle' as it vanishes.

I put in an underground EHV cable

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and there's a quiet 'gurgle' as it vanishes.

I put in an underground EHV cable

and the earth beneath your feet is electrfied.

I put in a herd of glowing sheep...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and the earth beneath your feet is electrfied.

I put in a herd of glowing sheep...

and, when they are sheared, the wool is spun into an electric blanket.

I put in some warm toes.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, when they are sheared, the wool is spun into an electric blanket.

I put in some warm toes.

and somewhere there's a cold foot stumbling about in the snow.

I put in a toast by the fire...

 

[Handley_Page]

and somewhere there's a cold foot stumbling about in the snow.

I put in a toast by the fire...

a toast to friends round the fire.

I put in SeaCat's survival rifle

 

[YoursSINSerely]

a toast to friends round the fire.

I put in SeaCat's survival rifle

and, it takes down a flock of birds.

I put in raised glass and kiss for good health.

 

[Handley_Page]

and, it takes down a flock of birds.

I put in raised glass and kiss for good health.

and there's a long chorus of AMEN.

I put in a P.E.G. tube.
[I don't really want it]

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and there's a long chorus of AMEN.

I put in a P.E.G. tube.
[I don't really want it]

and, someone creates one in baby blue to match your eyes.

I put in a good home cooked meal well processed.

So sorry for your troubles, HP.