blade_rocknut
Literotica Guru
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Oh Damn!!!!!I think I just spat my drink all over the keyboard.....
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OK. You're no longer allowed to drink near your keyboard. Draconian? Maybe. But it saves you on new keyboards (or laptops)...think of it as more money for shoes!Oh Damn!!!!!I think I just spat my drink all over the keyboard.....![]()
dude, can we move on? It's OBVIOUS that I'm not. Damn!
Sigh....Smdh...ok Tek...back up dancer. Corbal shall reprise her role as Lil (big) Kim. is there any fucking body in here who can gimme a beat?
OK. You're no longer allowed to drink near your keyboard. Draconian? Maybe. But it saves you on new keyboards (or laptops)...think of it as more money for shoes!![]()
Soo many comments:Just kidding about the sudden expulsion.....but seriously; my last laptop died a sticky death at the hands of a white Russian gone awry....Luckily I don't use them for much but e-mail, porn and Lit...
Soo many comments:
Was your laptop a Communist (a Red Russian, if you will)?
So, you don't think much of Lit, huh?
I always minimize my drinks' potential energy, so I always carry and place them below my laptop, if it is traveling with me.
Elllllooooooooooo! Where's that smartassed poetry I was promised?!?
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You promised me words
Now get THE FUCK ON IT!![]()
Hmmmm
I thought my PM broke
the day I met you
but it was a glitch
Now go read my story
and leave a comment
you silly sexy bitch
So, since I'm a relative newcomer to your little world of punishment, I may not be fully up to speed, and am inspired to pry..... Is it modular? park model, double wide? What are we talkin' here? Just tryin to get myself in the proper frame of reference...
Is there gonna be a tornado?Stop by on Saturday morning. She's having open trailer.
Stop by on Saturday morning. She's having open trailer.
I didn't get the memo...You stalkin' again, dude? How'd u know?
Wait- she's not; you just want me outta the way on Saturday!
* Goin' fishin' this weekend anyway*
Yo no soy un tejano, señor.Yeah! You know how I roll. And tek...in tx, they're called twisters.
Yeah! You know how I roll. And tek...in tx, they're called twisters.
Yo no soy un tejano, señor.
I B damd....down hyer we calz em whurlygigs.....
Thanks, H! You're always a sweetheart!
What the fuck are you two doing in here?!?![]()