I'm scared...be nice!

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Shouldn't that be me who's easy?? :D

Ha ha.....you need to get in practice for Christmas ;)

you're easy? cool, fancy a bunk up :p

it could be argued I've had enough practice and I should be a bit better at it by now but I still keep falling over.
 
in a take you to bed, or on the stairs, or in the shower, and fuck you to heaven and back kind of way right? Not in a gay best friend way :)

Lmao......on the stairs is my preference........shower cubicle is too small :D
 
Lmao......on the stairs is my preference........shower cubicle is too small :D

stairs is dangerous, one slip and you're definitely talking some severe carpet burns of the arse :p

I have a big shower and I don't wiggle much :)
 
stairs is dangerous, one slip and you're definitely talking some severe carpet burns of the arse :p

I have a big shower and I don't wiggle much :)

Very true!!

Ok, your shower it is then ;)
You're more of a straight, thrusting man? :D
 
Very true!!

Ok, your shower it is then ;)
You're more of a straight, thrusting man? :D

I think with you in the shower I'd be more of a 'oops sorry can we try again in 10 minutes, I got too excited' kind of man :)

all that soap and slippery bits, I'm only human, just
 
I think with you in the shower I'd be more of a 'oops sorry can we try again in 10 minutes, I got too excited' kind of man :)

all that soap and slippery bits, I'm only human, just

Ha ha......love it!! :D

10 minutes?? Are you sure about that? ;)
 
you were obviously fibbing anyway, there's no way you'd go out with me and not end up shagging me :p

I nearly wet myself.........not a good look :D

How drunk are you planning on getting me? :confused:
 
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