~This Thread HAS More Corbal~

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I've got a gift for you beautiful......it comes wrapped in silk vanilla scented flesh.........:kiss:

..be still my heart! :heart:

I would prefer your own natural, luscious scent... tasting and taking all of your deliciousness in. Now that's an aphrodisiac! I can be witty and say 'bottle it!', but I would rather your scent straight form the source... :kiss:

I hope all is well Beautiful. How's the wrapping coming along?
 
Tell him I made you do it :D
Hmm...you made me give her beer?
I'm gonna do that just so I can fuck with a dumb-asses head.....sounds fun, doesn't it!
Just pick another brand of beer. That's Baltika 3, it's Russki beer.
Ask him if he's always been a beer drinker.
I like this suggestion!
well your av is hot. LOL
You should see the rest of me!! :eek:
Public embarrassment? Or let him down gently? Your choice Tek
I think public embarrassment is against the laws of lit.
Should I cuddle with him too?
LOL! ummmm... Answer 'thank you'?

Well, it is a very nice AV! :D
I like the fox tail butt plug one even more. :D
 
Your drink, huh? Suuuure ;)

So, I'm conflicted- some guy PMed me earlier saying he REALLY enjoyed my AV. What should I do/say?

Yes; my drink!........( and I read the articles in Playboy, too)



You should play along and send the guy pics.....see if you can get money out of him for some dirty panties or something:eek:
 
In keeping with the earlier theme of the day....


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Niow someone explain to me how South Carolina dosen't have the number one recruiting class in the nation every year.

Hi Corbal, hope you are having a wonderful day:kiss:

John
 
If you wear any of the above......we're calling off the wedding.......no man of mine is wearing bike shorts or sliding pants.......ugh! You might as well strap a rubberband to your balls......they just look painful.....:D

You will be relieved to know I have never worn a pair of bike shorts in my life. And while I did have sliding pants in little league I never acually wore the damn things....so we're good, right?;)

Rubber band to the balls, a really good reason to stick to boxers...

:kiss:

John
 
A confession.

I have bike shorts........but I bike, so.....what of it!

And I may possibly belong to the aforementioned club, although attendance gets sketchier with age...
 
From the looks of those things, she may have balls in her breasts.... :rolleyes:

Ha! Yeah, if those are real, then I'm the Pope

*dons cerimonial robe, large pointed hat, grabs wooden staff, switches to Latin, "urbi et orbi...."*
 
Okay..........

Cocks
Prickly cocks
Pussy
Young pussy
Tek
Tek as a girl
Beer
Everyones favorite beer
Criagslist
How To on Criaglist
Fucktards
Fucktards I call my friends
Um......did I miss anything?!?


Tell me...........

Does this thread have more disfunction than Corbal?




I'll go with.......FUCK YES!
 
Okay..........

Cocks
Prickly cocks
Pussy
Young pussy
Tek
Tek as a girl
Beer
Everyones favorite beer
Criagslist
How To on Criaglist
Fucktards
Fucktards I call my friends
Um......did I miss anything?!?


Tell me...........

Does this thread have more disfunction than Corbal?




I'll go with.......FUCK YES!
Yes, indeed it does
 
A confession.

I have bike shorts........but I bike, so.....what of it!

And I may possibly belong to the aforementioned club, although attendance gets sketchier with age...

You wear chic clothes....the biker shorts are the least of your problems.....:D



I kid! :)
 
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