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You would be amazed how many people miss that reference. 'Splosion Man turned it into an achievement, I think that bodes well towards relevancy. It's not like I screamed Konami Code Haxor Haxor Haxor 1337
 
1. not even for a kiss.. shame..
2. Think what you will but now I know you would only cry for the soul purpose to get laid and negates the want to kiss them away.
3. I don't know why life fuckes you... and you must have been a very naughty thing to be reincarnated as something constantly being fucked and not enjoying it in the least.
 
Ahren said:
Everyone gets that reference. It also stopped being funny like 3 years ago.
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Few that don't play video games would get that reference and he already knew I never get anything he references.
 
I must of somehow been more sarcastic and cynical in a previous life, though that revelation would blow me away. I've been walking around with a healthy disdain for humanity and it's general competency since I was about 13; some people would call that baggage while I simply call it life skills.

Ok, I do cry. Not for attention though, that's stupid and painfully emo. I usually cry when I just hit a brick wall and loose my shit, I'm the type that internalizes until it boils over. Usually it comes out as anger (see above) but sometimes I break down and cry. Either way, that shit sucks.

3rd thought, I love making references you don't get. One day you will shock me and get it. Until then, I lob em out like hand grenades and watch the ensuing confusion.

Last thought, you've made getting a kiss into a project. It requires tears, feelings, etc. What happened to the good ole days when people just kissed each other based on passion or desire? I should of been alive in the 50's, bitchin fashion and simple women! I'm out Bob Crane style on that note.
 
1. -meh- whatever floats your boat.

2. Sounds healthy to me.

3.
a. project huh. Lemme know how that turns out for ya.
b. Doesn't require either.
c. That still happens.
d. 'simple women' still exist.. though thankfully have most women have evolved into more than "betty crocker's" that you can fuck.

Night JW.
 
But what if I don't want anything more profound then a Betty Crocker I can screw mindlessly? I mean I do, but what if? Huh? Huh?!
 
The land of 'what if'.... ahhh...

IF.. that were what you wanted... then you might as well not talk to 95% of the female population.
 
That is why I said 95%. I am sure there are quite a few women out of the billions that just might want, or dream or reenact that particular wish for themselves. I do wish him the best of luck in searching for the mindless twit to which he is referring.
 
Well forgive me for not realizing you knew, what with you acting all offended and stuff.
 
well the offence was supposed to be sarcasm... but alas, in type it was lost.
 
95% of women are not Betty Crockers. Leaves me with a 1 in 20 chance of find what I'm lookin for.

Challenge Accepted.
 
It's good for keeping you on your toes, you brat.
 
*giggles*
He has no idea I'm playing right in front of him :devil::heart::eek:
 
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