Self-objectification

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Hey there, lovely lady! Hope you're having a good night! I just wanted to drop by and give you a goodnight kiss :kiss:!
 
Well then. Time to put your money where your mouth is. Or his penis where your mouth is. Whichever. ;)

The latter, preferably :kiss:

Eh. I fear it's a lost cause.

Hmm..in that case I should've picked a more wimpy poli sci name drop.. ;)

Hey there, lovely lady! Hope you're having a good night! I just wanted to drop by and give you a goodnight kiss :kiss:!

Good morning darling! Sorry I missed you last night, went to bed early! I hope you have a delightful Tuesday!! :kiss::kiss:

Save me a cheek:heart:

Miss you. :kiss:

:heart: tAC! I hope you're doing well!

Good morning sunshine! I hope today finds you happy and healthy :)
 
The latter, preferably :kiss:



Hmm..in that case I should've picked a more wimpy poli sci name drop.. ;)



Good morning darling! Sorry I missed you last night, went to bed early! I hope you have a delightful Tuesday!! :kiss::kiss:



Miss you. :kiss:



Good morning sunshine! I hope today finds you happy and healthy :)

*snickering* Have fun, you crazy kids! Oh, and pictorial proof is encouraged. You get bonus points, you know..... :rolleyes:
 

Huzzah! I like your attitude sir!

Oh that just hurts.

:kiss: I know I've got a Disney princess bandaid around here somewhere...


*snickering* Have fun, you crazy kids! Oh, and pictorial proof is encouraged. You get bonus points, you know..... :rolleyes:

I do believe you just dropped out of the race! Ugh. Honestly, we both know I'm down with crazy, I believe this was more a test of you and your redhead.. ;)
 
Huzzah! I like your attitude sir!



:kiss: I know I've got a Disney princess bandaid around here somewhere...




I do believe you just dropped out of the race! Ugh. Honestly, we both know I'm down with crazy, I believe this was more a test of you and your redhead.. ;)

Oh, I'm not dropping out. I'm simply accepting second place. I'm still hoping to finish the race. ;)
 
That statement makes me lean more toward lesbianism than I would've otherwise thought upon waking up this morning.

The line of ladies wishing to thank me forms to the left.

The line of guys wanting to kick my ass forms to the right.

I will be somewhere else entirely.
 
So I take it library sex before 3:30 this afternoon didn't happen then? ;)

That has been scheduled for this evening, thankyouverymuch! :kiss:

The line of ladies wishing to thank me forms to the left.

The line of guys wanting to kick my ass forms to the right.

I will be somewhere else entirely.

Somewhere like...hiding out in my kitchen and making hot cocoa with me? Superb! :kiss: Hope you have a great day babe :)
 
That has been scheduled for this evening, thankyouverymuch! :kiss:



Somewhere like...hiding out in my kitchen and making hot cocoa with me? Superb! :kiss: Hope you have a great day babe :)

Ooooo. Let me know how it goes. :devil: Don't forget your camera! :p

I'm still holding out hope for victory.....
 
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