I have the power to get someone here fired

[Garnate]

I think it's sad that Powertone is so unaware of his own stupidity. He needs an intervention before it's too late.

Justified.

We all know how much you like semen, but semen? Eeeewwww.

Drummers, dude. But I'm compelled to throw out a "No homo" to you on this one.

 

[richard_daily]

He seemed hotter on the phone.

He was using a Fabio voice modulator.

 

[SkyMoonAbove]

http://www.promotionalitemsbuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/I-Cant-Believe-Its-Not-Butter-Fabio.jpg

 

[Peregrinator]

He was using a Fabio voice modulator.

He sounded like a foreigner with a nasophaynx the size of the Astrodome?

 

[hogjack]

Best yank it?

Yes, that's your best bet to save face, fuck for brains.

Not that you need encouraging.

 

[richard_daily]

He sounded like a foreigner with a nasophaynx the size of the Astrodome?

Imagine his real voice... Trust me, it's an improvement.

 

[richard_daily]

Has the cowardly lie'n called yet?

 

[Powertone]

Has the cowardly lie'n called yet?

find the phone number if you can...ya fuck

 

[Luk]

http://www.myexceltemplates.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/termination-checklist.jpg

 

[Honey123]

Has the cowardly lie'n called yet?

Ok..that was clever!

 

[cookiejar]

Silliness all around. Put each other on ignore, don't keep fueling fires.

 

[Liar]

Silliness all around. Put each other on ignore, don't keep fueling fires.

What? And deprive us of teh lulz?

 

[phrodeau]

There is only one possible solution.

The address was real, Ishmael got the card, then lied about it.

 

[where]

find the phone number if you can...ya fuck

so I suppose that means that you are actually impotent, in the truest and fullest sense of the word.

 

[Ulaven_Demorte]

find the phone number if you can...ya fuck

Jesus.. You can't google Republican Women Federated Oxnard? You don't get "the google" in the hole you've dug yourself into moron?

Took all of about 3 seconds to find an address and several contact numbers.

But then I have more than three functioning brain cells to rub together.

JoAnn Linder...she must be in the Oxnard phone book...lets call her and tell her she's being raked over the coals here by a guy she does business with named Luke_Atmydyk...

As a matter of fact, the first number I came across listed her specifically. Just admit it Sementone, you're full of shit and trying to cover your ass and lack of cajones.

 

[hobbit.]

If you were seriously going to get anyone fired, you wouldn't post it on the net before hand, maybe afterwards though. why not just kill'em but frame someone else?

 

[bronzeage]

The address was real, Ishmael got the card, then lied about it.

Nothing brings out alternate explanations faster than declaring there is only one.

I discounted the solutions which required someone to lie about it. Any scenario which had to take into account lies told by Ishmael or Lt quickly gets out of hand.

 

[richard_daily]

The address was real, Ishmael got the card, then lied about it.

Or it was all part of ish's elaborate and well planned out trap... that you all fell for!

 

[richard_daily]

find the phone number if you can...ya fuck

So... you're too scared to call then.

 

[RoryN]

Yet another reminder that a large majority of my most vocal detractors on this site - such as the thread starter - are human garbage.

 

[Garnate]

What? And deprive us of teh lulz?

This.

 

[Morcheeba]

http://storagestart.divshare.com/launch.php?f=8318359&s=c6c&i=normal​

Ahahaaahaaahaaaaahaaaa....

 

[Morcheeba]

If you were seriously going to get anyone fired, you wouldn't post it on the net before hand, maybe afterwards though. why not just kill'em but frame someone else?

Food for thought ^^

 

[richard_daily]

Has there been a call placed yet?

 

[RobDownSouth]

The address was real, Ishmael got the card, then lied about it.

One of the greatest moments in Lit history.