I have the power to get someone here fired

[bronzeage]

All of us send him Christmas cards?

How would he know if you did and it didn't get there?

 

[TerribleChester]

Just do it. Or haven't you got the balls for it?

 

[Spider Rand]

With great power comes great responsibility, and when in doubt, don't be a dick.

 

[impetuous]

and you're still Luke_Atmydyk
by the way...it's 5-4 that I make the call , Dyk.

7-4 , Luke . It's not looking good for you .

Is there a reason you didn't make the poll public?

Aside from the obvious reason, I mean.

Just curious.

 

[eyer]

I long to suckle earthmother...

 

[hogjack]

I've got a wife and a kid to think about...

Which hand is the wife and which hand is the kid?

 

[Sonny Limatina]

Which hand is the wife and which hand is the kid?

I actually figure him for more of a thumb-and-index-finger guy. Why bring a bomb to a knife fight, and all that.

 

[hogjack]

I actually figure him for more of a thumb-and-index-finger guy. Why bring a bomb to a knife fight, and all that.

Powertone/semen4her has a healthy relationship with his right thumb & index finger.

His left hand feels similar to how his ex-wife felt: disappointed but not surprised by it.

 

[Ulaven_Demorte]

So did little Powerdouche sack up or is he, as I figured from the start, a chicken shit little douche that was puffing out his chest?

Usually the person being threatened telling the wannabe bully to "bring it" and laughing in their face makes them either follow through or shuffle away grumbling. It's rare that one will just continue to issue idle threats and posture for the crowd when his bluff is called.

Powertone: "I'm going to call Oxnard and get your ass fired!"

Luke: "Go ahead.. Call them."

Powertone: "B-b-b-b-but, you were supposed to be afraid!"

Luke: "Call them, gelding."

Powertone: "I'll do it! I swear I will! Your ass is fired come tomorrow morning!"

Luke: *yawns and laughs*

Two days pass with Powertone continuing to issue threats, then tempering them with "concern" that Luke may retaliate against his attempt at taking an online spat into real life with one of his own.

Powertone: "I would, but Luke might come hunt me down and shoot me in the head!"

Powertone then attempts to hedge his way out of doing anything, appealing to the crowd as if he were the gladiator asking them to give their thumbs up or down on his prey.

Powertone: "What do you think guys? Should I do it?

Let the voting begin!

Of course, the majority of people here are going to say not to do something as fucking moronic and insane as try to get someone fired over an online vendetta you ignorant douche. This poll gave you the out you were looking for. But don't kid yourself into thinking that you did anything but make yourself look like a massive douche-bag on a level few here have managed.

Not only that, you exposed yourself to be just that much of a douche to make the threat, but showed that you have the stones of a three year old when your obvious bluff was called.

I'm pretty sure few here were surprised though. Neither was much of a revelation to anyone who has paid the slightest bit of attention.

 

[richard_daily]

Get that summabitch fired as soon as you can!

After that, harass her ass then stalk some innocent woman off ampics.

Free speakers must be stopped!

You fucking dumbass.

$20 says that he doesn't do it... He's been threatening it for several days, but he won't man up to actually do it.

He just wants the attention. Probably because he has a little pee-pee.

 

[unregistered]

 

[where]

The answer is obviously don't be a twat.

It does kind of remind me of my finest Literotica moment, though.

I got Ishamael's address off LT so, just on the off chance that it was the real deal, I sent him a post card. I didn't mention this to anybody because I thought, what are the odds?

Anyway, a week or so later, Ishmael got in touch with me via the board to tell me that the post card (which nobody knew I was sending) HADN'T arrived at his address.

In terms of time wasting on a bulletin board that's got to be a home run

hang on, does that mean le jerk and ishy are the same person?

and I don't give a fuck whether you call or not, you snivelling little shit fucker.

 

[Saint Peter]

snivelling little shit fucker?

 

[The Playa]

All it's going to take is a phone call or two .
Should I consider this week is Thanksgiving and be kind & compassionate and forgo making this person sweat in an unemployment line during the Christmas holiday?

Or should I send a message to a punk here who won Troll of the Year 2009 ?
Ya fuck with people long enough and they need to be set down , no-whut-ahm-sayin ?

You are going to get one of the posters fired?

 

[where]

snivelling little shit fucker?

if the closest thing you have to animal warmth is a pile of fresh shit, then you might be tempted!

 

[bronzeage]

hang on, does that mean le jerk and ishy are the same person?

and I don't give a fuck whether you call or not, you snivelling little shit fucker.

I puzzled over that, too. I have two possible solutions.

1. Ish and LT are the same person. This is poorly supported by other data.

2. Ish and LT have more personal communication than is revealed on the board. There is no data to support this, but none to refute it, either.

Most likely scenario: LT received bogus Ish address from an Ish alt. LT passes on the address, then sends pm to Ish, bragging about it. How the postcard detail was revealed is a problem.

This would not be the only time LT fell for this trick.

 

[firespin]

I was going to say that my money was on Powertone not being stupid enough to really follow through, but that could be more of a hope than a realistic expectation.

I'm probably confusing him with RightField or something.

 

[pointless]

I puzzled over that, too. I have two possible solutions.

1. Ish and LT are the same person. This is poorly supported by other data.

2. Ish and LT have more personal communication than is revealed on the board. There is no data to support this, but none to refute it, either.

Most likely scenario: LT received bogus Ish address from an Ish alt. LT passes on the address, then sends pm to Ish, bragging about it. How the postcard detail was revealed is a problem.

This would not be the only time LT fell for this trick.

actually, i think the most likely scenario would be the usual pm back biting bullshit that goes on her all the time. somebody say something to someone else and then they passed it on to what's his face and then what's his face passed it on to that one dumbass and so on until it got back to ish.

either that or it's just a bunch of bullshit that never actually happened.

also, this thread sucks without closure.

 

[Peregrinator]

Doesn't Luke own his own business? That would make the phone call especially hilarious.

 

[bronzeage]

actually, i think the most likely scenario would be the usual pm back biting bullshit that goes on her all the time. somebody say something to someone else and then they passed it on to what's his face and then what's his face passed it on to that one dumbass and so on until it got back to ish.

either that or it's just a bunch of bullshit that never actually happened.

also, this thread sucks without closure.

That would work if Borscht never really sent a post card.

The really cool thing about this thread is that any one of a hundred people could make the call. It may have already happened six or seven times.

Down at Teabag headquarters, the phone lady is probably hanging up as soon as she hears someone say, "Do you know a web site called Literotica?"

 

[Saint Peter]

What a bunch of dildos!


All ya'all.

 

[pointless]

What a bunch of dildos!


All ya'all.

y'all. there's only one a, goddamnit.

 

[Saint Peter]

y'all. there's only one a, goddamnit.

I got carried away in the moment.


Don't fire me. I need this shitty job.

 

[pointless]

That would work if Borscht never really sent a post card.

The really cool thing about this thread is that any one of a hundred people could make the call. It may have already happened six or seven times.

Down at Teabag headquarters, the phone lady is probably hanging up as soon as she hears someone say, "Do you know a web site called Literotica?"

that would be my bet.

I got carried away in the moment.


Don't fire me. I need this shitty job.

you have been warned.

 

[koalabear]

What a bunch of dildos!


All ya'all.

CALL THE UNION STEWARD! Never mind he went after doughnuts.