I have the power to get someone here fired

[LiveInHD]

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[eyer]

Shouldn't the thread title read:

I have the power to try to get someone here fired ?

 

[Littlefinger]

plus he's whack enough to drive 3,000 miles to blow my brains out .
I've got a wife and a kid to think about...

he used to have a wife . she wised up .

That's something you call the police for. If it's not a real threat then it's not a real problem. Sounds like you're just looking for an excuse to bring internet shit into the real world. Which is pathetic.

"Waaaahhhh! He hurt me with words!"

Where did they put that butthurt application form? I think it applies here and needs to be reposted.

 

[tactful]

Gonna drop a dime on somebody?

Now that's just wrong, it's got to be at least a quarter, so,

Gonna drop a quarter on some body?

Do it, before you change your mind, he who hesitates is lost.

 

[RobDownSouth]

All it's going to take is a phone call or two .
Should I consider this week is Thanksgiving and be kind & compassionate and forgo making this person sweat in an unemployment line during the Christmas holiday?

Or should I send a message to a punk here who won Troll of the Year 2009 ?
Ya fuck with people long enough and they need to be set down , no-whut-ahm-sayin ?

Aw, look at the beta male thumpin' his chest tonight.

What sort of phone call might the widdle dogfucker make?

"Hi, you don't know me but one of your employees posts on a message board called Literotica!"

 

[Quoll]

That's something you call the police for. If it's not a real threat then it's not a real problem. Sounds like you're just looking for an excuse to bring internet shit into the real world. Which is pathetic.

"Waaaahhhh! He hurt me with words!"

Where did they put that butthurt application form? I think it applies here and needs to be reposted.

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[islandman]

Should I watch the Giants-Eagles game or should I study?

Poll to follow!

 

[RobDownSouth]

The answer is obviously don't be a twat.

It does kind of remind me of my finest Literotica moment, though.

I got Ishamael's address off LT so, just on the off chance that it was the real deal, I sent him a post card. I didn't mention this to anybody because I thought, what are the odds?

Anyway, a week or so later, Ishmael got in touch with me via the board to tell me that the post card (which nobody knew I was sending) HADN'T arrived at his address.

In terms of time wasting on a bulletin board that's got to be a home run

In fairness to Ishmael (ooo...."fairness" and "Ishmael" in the same sentence...a Literotica first!) though, postcards routinely get lost at the Seminole County Jail.

 

[Borscht]

In fairness to Ishmael (ooo...."fairness" and "Ishmael" in the same sentence...a Literotica first!) though, postcards routinely get lost at the Seminole County Jail.

Yeah, but the fucker lives in Florida!

If I lived in Florida I wouldn't wouldn't even know what the internet was.

My entire life would be one of mighty fish, icy beers, and biteably fat assed latinas.

I'd be like Hemmingway but without the monkish asceticism.

 

[Ulaven_Demorte]

Please please please make the call!

Make sure you record it and post the sound file here, we all need a good laugh.
Jesus you're a fucking stupid douche-nozzle.

If you were going to do anything you would have done so the first time you threatened to, days ago.

 

[Wok]

Please please please make the call!

Make sure you record it and post the sound file here, we all need a good laugh.
Jesus you're a fucking stupid douche-nozzle.

If you were going to do anything you would have done so the first time you threatened to, days ago.

Nothing is going to happen. Just more spouting from his cock holster.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Yeah, but the fucker lives in Florida!

If I lived in Florida I wouldn't wouldn't even know what the internet was.

My entire life would be one of mighty fish, icy beers, and biteably fat assed latinas.

I'd be like Hemmingway but without the monkish asceticism.

Yep, he lives about 5 miles away from where I used to live in Florida. I presumed he was incarcerated in the Seminole jail (Sanford/Lake Mary area) because thats where the mostly white strip clubs were but there's an outside chance he's in the Orange county jail.

 

[Powertone]

Get that summabitch fired as soon as you can!

After that, harass her ass then stalk some innocent woman off ampics.

Free speakers must be stopped!

You fucking dumbass.

ya see, Luke...this type of shit raving you excel at is what would motivate someone ( me ) to make some calls . you really have a chronic case what's called diarrhea of the mouth .
free speakers ? what the fuck r u on about ? you ripped a client to shreds here then dared me to call them ...
Lorelei sends her

ya sick fucker

 

[Powertone]

More details...

Powertone used to be known as "semen4eher." That's pretty much all you need to know.

and you're still Luke_Atmydyk
by the way...it's 5-4 that I make the call , Dyk.

 

[Powertone]

"Waaaahhhh! He hurt me with words!"

.

Dyk is the one hurting , dethdude .
Fuck he made not one but two polls about me wanting to hurt small business on the same day .
What a pathetic cry for help ~

 

[Littlefinger]

Please, quit dickin' around and just get to the part of the skit where you blackmail him for a handjob. If you're gonna do it, then fekkin' do it. If you're just gonna dangle it over his head for something, then make your demand already. Geez.

 

[Powertone]

Please please please make the call!

Make sure you record it and post the sound file here, we all need a good laugh.
Jesus you're a fucking stupid douche-nozzle.

If you were going to do anything you would have done so the first time you threatened to, days ago.

Luke_Atmydyk is lucky to have you in his corner , Wolfucker

 

[Powertone]

Please, quit dickin' around and just get to the part of the skit where you blackmail him for a handjob. If you're gonna do it, then fekkin' do it. If you're just gonna dangle it over his head for something, then make your demand already. Geez.

he used to jack-off in a VW lurking around a college campus...he denies that but it's something he stupidly admitted to .
he likes to hallucinate that I stalked someone off AmPics , too.
never mind that person lived in Scotland and actually got popped by someone who knew her husband...

 

[Saint Peter]

Posting personal info and then editing?

You have the balls of a gerbil.

 

[Luk]

ya see, Luke...this type of shit raving you excel at is what would motivate someone ( me ) to make some calls . you really have a chronic case what's called diarrhea of the mouth .
free speakers ? what the fuck r u on about ? you ripped a client to shreds here then dared me to call them ...
Lorelei sends her

ya sick fucker

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and you're still Luke_Atmydyk
by the way...it's 5-4 that I make the call , Dyk.

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Luke_Atmydyk is lucky to have you in his corner , Wolfucker

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he used to jack-off in a VW lurking around a college campus...he denies that but it's something he stupidly admitted to .
he likes to hallucinate that I stalked someone off AmPics , too.
never mind that person lived in Scotland and actually got popped by someone who knew her husband...

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[Powertone]

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7-4 , Luke . It's not looking good for you .

 

[Sonny Limatina]

What a pussy. Holy shit.

He's not scared and you're not tough. Get on with your life and stop wagging your tiny pecker around the place. It's just going to get eaten by a bird.

 

[KRCummings]

Who cares what a racist pile of shit like you does? Call, don't call, whatever. The end result will be the same, nothing.

 

[bronzeage]

The answer is obviously don't be a twat.

It does kind of remind me of my finest Literotica moment, though.

I got Ishamael's address off LT so, just on the off chance that it was the real deal, I sent him a post card. I didn't mention this to anybody because I thought, what are the odds?

Anyway, a week or so later, Ishmael got in touch with me via the board to tell me that the post card (which nobody knew I was sending) HADN'T arrived at his address.

In terms of time wasting on a bulletin board that's got to be a home run

There is only one possible solution.

 

[Saint Peter]

There is only one possible solution.

All of us send him Christmas cards?