The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

[YoursSINSerely]

you need to write what the person ahead of you gets before you put in your item...

and, you get a teacher who knows how to teach with a ruler in his hands.

I put in a white knuckle ride.

 

[Anniegyrl]

I put in a resume

And you get a job as a phone sex operator.


Hmmm... Think I'll just drop in my husband's thong

 

[YoursSINSerely]

And you get a job as a phone sex operator.


Hmmm... Think I'll just drop in my husband's thong

and, he gets arrested for indecent exposure.

I put in a pair of handcuffs.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, he gets arrested for indecent exposure.

I put in a pair of handcuffs.

and you get a rather enjoyable arrest.

I put in an interrogation room...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and you get a rather enjoyable arrest.

I put in an interrogation room...

and, I clam up until you find the pearl.

I put in some scalloped oysters.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, I clam up until you find the pearl.

I put in some scalloped oysters.

and you get hybrid bivalves.

I put in Venus on the half-shell...

 

[LunaEroticaMystica]

and out emerges de Milo from the crashing waves.

I put in a prayer feather...

 

[Austin8]

and out emerges de Milo from the crashing waves.

I put in a prayer feather...

but I pray to God not a feather...

I put in a 100m world record.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

but I pray to God not a feather...

I put in a 100m world record.

and get disqualified for outside assistance from a deus ex machina.

I put in a Kiowa Bear Dance Shield...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and get disqualified for outside assistance from a deus ex machina.

I put in a Kiowa Bear Dance Shield...

and, it affords you the proper distance for a waltz.

I put in a pair of tap dance shoes--black, satin ones.

 

[Austin8]

and, it affords you the proper distance for a waltz.

I put in a pair of tap dance shoes--black, satin ones.

and some Italian guy says: Im agonna tappa dance on yo face yo

I put in a trip to London 2012.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and some Italian guy says: Im agonna tappa dance on yo face yo

I put in a trip to London 2012.

and, I hope the bridge is still standing my then.

I put in a sailboat.

 

[Austin8]

and, I hope the bridge is still standing my then.

I put in a sailboat.

and that awful devil symbol sails away... never to be seen again...

I put in a normal, common, friendly, non-suggestive, everyday conversation...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and that awful devil symbol sails away... never to be seen again...

I put in a normal, common, friendly, non-suggestive, everyday conversation...

and, you don't understand that I'm very animated--with an accent!

I put in a twang with some genetic hand gestures.

 

[Austin8]

and, you don't understand that I'm very animated--with an accent!

I put in a twang with some genetic hand gestures.

but it's confused for a Jamaican dialect Mon!

i put in a green, black, and yellow flag

 

[kimbalee]

but it's confused for a Jamaican dialect Mon!

i put in a green, black, and yellow flag

and you get an irate call from the greens keeper at the golf course where you got those flags.

I put in a load of laundry...

 

[Austin8]

and you get an irate call from the greens keeper at the golf course where you got those flags.

I put in a load of laundry...

"shoot! outta soap"... she said, grabbing for the dishsoap

I put in a pair of starting blocks

 

[kimbalee]

"shoot! outta soap"... she said, grabbing for the dishsoap

I put in a pair of starting blocks

lol, wow... that would make a bunch of suds!

and I use the starting blocks for a door stop.

I put in a shop vac to take care of all of those extra bubbles...

 

[Austin8]

lol, wow... that would make a bunch of suds!

and I use the starting blocks for a door stop.

I put in a shop vac to take care of all of those extra bubbles...

oh, bubbles roll out of the machine, and head out in search of something to eat at the diner, as they grow larger and reach higher.

I put in bottle of Mr. Bubble

 

[LunaEroticaMystica]

and I enjoy the bubble bath. Thanks!

I put in a subliminal message...

 

[kimbalee]

oh, bubbles roll out of the machine, and head out in search of something to eat at the diner, as they grow larger and reach higher.

I put in bottle of Mr. Bubble

and you get a loofah to go with it.

I put in some fluffy towels for when you are finished...

 

[Austin8]

and I enjoy the bubble bath. Thanks!

I put in a subliminal message...

and it says... "Luuuna, your tooooo sloooowww!! Lol

and you get a loofah to go with it.

I put in some fluffy towels for when you are finished...

but there carried high into the clouds atop the other laundry riding the massive bubble monster, thats headed for town...

I put in a bottle of Dawn.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and it says... "Luuuna, your tooooo sloooowww!! Lol



but there carried high into the clouds atop the other laundry riding the massive bubble monster, thats headed for town...

I put in a bottle of Dawn.

and Tony Orlando demands her back.

I put in some Homeric rosy fingers...

 

[LunaEroticaMystica]

I say, "Drat! It happens" Out comes a pair of rose-colored specs.

I put in a naughty faery...

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I say, "Drat! It happens" Out comes a pair of rose-colored specs.

I put in a naughty faery...

and Peter Pan decides to grow up.

I put in a secluded flower garden...