A New Subby (f)

[chy_girl]

hey, that makes too much sense, you'll confuse the troll!

I thought we liked the trolls shaken instead of stirred?

 

[graceanne]

But gracie, I didn't spend *any* time trying to understand the mind of a troll. I'm simply bored and have a wild imagination that likes to run loose every once in awhile.

*shrugs*
It was either invent a story about Mr. Troll Toes or make up a story in my head about what the big kid's rat is inventing in a secret underground room of his rodent condominium... Mr. Troll Toes sounded way more fun.

Sounds like a great childrens book. Mr. Troll Toes.

I thought we liked the trolls shaken instead of stirred?

Oh, I like trolls any way I can get them. Talk about endless sources of amusement.

 

[chy_girl]

Oh, I like trolls any way I can get them. Talk about endless sources of amusement.

*scuffs at the ground and blushes*
But they're far more fun once you shake them around a bit. They get all wobbly and tipsy when you shake them good and hard.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

<Snip> I like trolls any way I can get them. Talk about endless sources of amusement.

Fried, baked, sauteed?

 

[Stella_Omega]

Fried, baked, sauteed?

Just watch the heat-- they get tough if you let them cook too long, and then you end up stewing them for hours and hours...

 

[Lizzie_Borden]

Just watch the heat-- they get tough if you let them cook too long, and then you end up stewing them for hours and hours...

Depends.. are they a bad, fatty cut of meat?

Then lots of stewing makes them nice and tender!

 

[chy_girl]

Depends.. are they a bad, fatty cut of meat?

Then lots of stewing makes them nice and tender!

So does a tenderizing hammer...

 

[seela]

I thought this was a classy touch over on the other thread. Yeah, it's very likely that Graceanne with over 25,000 posts is queenietouch's alt.

 

[graceanne]

I thought this was a classy touch over on the other thread. Yeah, it's very likely that Graceanne with over 25,000 posts is queenietouch's alt.

I"m counting, at this point, at least three alts for that guy. Talk about a case of protesting too much; he's seeing alts everywhere cause he assume that I don't have a life, like him. S'ok. Maybe I'll even get lucky and he'll start a i hate grace kind of thread.

 

[Lizzie_Borden]

I"m counting, at this point, at least three alts for that guy. Talk about a case of protesting too much; he's seeing alts everywhere cause he assume that I don't have a life, like him. S'ok. Maybe I'll even get lucky and he'll start a i hate grace kind of thread.

Hamlet, Act III, Scene II

Freals.

 

[graceanne]

OMG. One of the alts just PM'd me and said he's a marine and he's gonna tell on me to Laurel and Manu and they're gonna boot me, cause I'm so disrespectful.

Really. I'd quote his PM, but rules, etc. Talk about what makes you laugh. I just said 'bring it on'.

 

[Lizzie_Borden]

OMG. One of the alts just PM'd me and said he's a marine and he's gonna tell on me to Laurel and Manu and they're gonna boot me, cause I'm so disrespectful.

Really. I'd quote his PM, but rules, etc. Talk about what makes you laugh. I just said 'bring it on'.

Ummm, he's focuses on the "I'm a Marine" point, then goes with the "I'm gonna tattle" line instead?

Really, you'd expect something better like "I fought for my country, and I know some kick ass ninja moves, and I'm gonna track your ass down, and nobody will ever know what happened to you" or something.

Sheesh.

What have internet threats come to these days?

 

[graceanne]

Ummm, he's focuses on the "I'm a Marine" point, then goes with the "I'm gonna tattle" line instead?

Really, you'd expect something better like "I fought for my country, and I know some kick ass ninja moves, and I'm gonna track your ass down, and nobody will ever know what happened to you" or something.

Sheesh.

What have internet threats come to these days?

Seriously. Then he calls me a little girl. Loser.

 

[Gil_T2]

Like i said before i don't give a fuck if you don't believe me. i dont have to prove shit to you. or anyone, i know what going to happen to the girl once i contact the FBI in the morning. I dont care how long you been one here, i really don't give a fuck, This has nothing to do with you so how about you Step the fuck out, and FUCK OFF.

A few steps for you to follow what every the fuck you name/s is/are.

1. Take your hand of your cock.

2. stand up.

3. bend over

4. now shove your head up your ass as no one believes a thing so why not go back to my face or spacebook & play with the other kiddies your lost out trying to play with adults.

 

[sb2009]

i'm laughing because I can't imagine the government doing all that in a matter of a day or so ROFL

 

[midwestyankee]

i'm laughing because I can't imagine the government doing all that in a matter of a day or so ROFL

And really, why pick on the Marines? Doesn't the kid know that the A-Team is much more likely to give a shit about an underage faux cyber ID? This is a perfect case for Murdoch to sponsor.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Oh man. I go to bed, and this thread explodes in delicious weirdness.

 

[graceanne]

i'm laughing because I can't imagine the government doing all that in a matter of a day or so ROFL

Well, there is that.

Oh man. I go to bed, and this thread explodes in delicious weirdness.

That'll teach you to go to bed. *pbth*

 

[graceanne]

Um, is it just me or are all the posts by william gone?

I think someone got banned again.

 

[graceanne]

All the posts by the guy who PM'd me are gone, too!

Darnit, I wasn't done having fun with them!

 

[PenIsMightier1]

Why would the FBI be investigating anything to do with paedophilia? especially if it was a marine who did it last time I checked the FBI don't handle the military

 

[graceanne]

Why would the FBI be investigating anything to do with paedophilia? especially if it was a marine who did it last time I checked the FBI don't handle the military

The marine was just one of his alts. I pissed him off, and he PM'd me to inform me he's a marine.

They're saying that queenies parents are navy.

 

[PenIsMightier1]

The marine was just one of his alts. I pissed him off, and he PM'd me to inform me he's a marine.

They're saying that queenies parents are navy.

I think he has a little too much fascination with the navy

 

[graceanne]

I think he has a little too much fascination with the navy

Yeah. lol

I think he's hoping to play off the sympathy's people have for veterans. Won't work with me, cause I'm married to a veteran, and I know he's full of shit.

 

[chy_girl]

The marine was just one of his alts. I pissed him off, and he PM'd me to inform me he's a marine.

They're saying that queenies parents are navy.

Wouldn't that still fall under the same NCIS thingy since the Marines and the Navy are sort of connected, but not really?