The Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

[the captians wench]

cleaning while wearing my tail is proving to be rather distracting

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Somehow I don't think that showing off those single tail's marks on Fetlife is a good idea at this point in time ...

Then show them off *here!*

 

[ecstaticsub]

*hugs*

A was having a bitchy couple of days, and I'd chewed her ass for being mean to her brother and sister, and then put everyone to bed and was in my room crocheting, and she comes in and, in tears, apologizes for her bad mood and says she doesn't know why she's in such a bad mood.

I hugged her, reminded her it was a puberty thing, and normal (although being mean still isn't allowed, bitchy or not). Then I told her what my mom told me and her mom told her.

I wouldn't wish puberty on my worst enemy. It's a horrible thing to do to a good little girl.

I have no idea why she found it so funny, but maybe your daughter will, too.

Thanks

I was just reading an article on adolescents this morning saying how puberty turns their brains into pudding. lol

Unfortunately right now I am working evenings. She is in school all day. I see her for a few minutes every mornings and parts of 2 days a week. I hate so much of that time being spent on conflict. It is so frustrating. I ended up this morning emailing her. She spends forever on the computer anyway so this may be the best way to let her know I love her, but there must be boundaries and she must be respectful.

 

[ecstaticsub]

Somehow I don't think that showing off those single tail's marks on Fetlife is a good idea at this point in time ...

You know what I am going to say about this!

Toy, yeah right ... painslut

 

[the captians wench]

I really hate Mondays

Well, okay, I only hate Mondays when I had to close the night before.

 

[rida]

Then show them off *here!*

If you insist ...

You know what I am going to say about this!

Toy, yeah right ... painslut

Deny, deny, always deny!

Thanks

I was just reading an article on adolescents this morning saying how puberty turns their brains into pudding. lol

Unfortunately right now I am working evenings. She is in school all day. I see her for a few minutes every mornings and parts of 2 days a week. I hate so much of that time being spent on conflict. It is so frustrating. I ended up this morning emailing her. She spends forever on the computer anyway so this may be the best way to let her know I love her, but there must be boundaries and she must be respectful.

I'm sooo not looking forward those years!

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Then show them off *here!*

If you insist ...

We do, we do.

 

[chy_girl]

There is the slightest of possibilities that the fever fried the brain cells that made the internal pause button work.

 

[the captians wench]

So I took the tail out and decided to finish the day's chores with benwas in. . . and now one won't come out.

I always have this problem. I even used the heavier ones this size, but unless they are the really heavy ones my cunt just doesn't like to let them go.

going for a hot bubble bath and try pushing it out again. *sigh*

 

[ecstaticsub]

So I took the tail out and decided to finish the day's chores with benwas in. . . and now one won't come out.

I always have this problem. I even used the heavier ones this size, but unless they are the really heavy ones my cunt just doesn't like to let them go.

going for a hot bubble bath and try pushing it out again. *sigh*

Hopefully you have gotten them out by now. It happened to me once and once of the balls somehow got stuck way up as if it were in a pocket way up there. Nothing worked, including a glass of wine and trying to just relax. So I took a hot bubble bath with bath oils and used spaghetti tongs to reach in and grab it and pull it out. A little scary but it worked.

 

[chy_girl]

10 - 15 minutes of stretching twice a day... I almost wish one of them would just give me a punishment and get it over with.

 

[Vixandra]

Fuck, fibromyalgia sucks. Especially when its cold.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

There is the slightest of possibilities that the fever fried the brain cells that made the internal pause button work.

Oh, that sounds promising.

 

[chy_girl]

Oh, that sounds promising.

Easy for you to say. You have a Bossy One hat.

 

[Lizzie_Borden]

Hopefully you have gotten them out by now. It happened to me once and once of the balls somehow got stuck way up as if it were in a pocket way up there. Nothing worked, including a glass of wine and trying to just relax. So I took a hot bubble bath with bath oils and used spaghetti tongs to reach in and grab it and pull it out. A little scary but it worked.

Man, that sounds intense.

I'm so little, I can tickle my own cervix if I really try, so I can't imagine sometihng getting stuck.

Mind you, I got the frickin smart balls (the pair that are joined up) and I can't get them all the way in!

I've decided to ask for these bad boys instead.

 

[Lizzie_Borden]

And while I'm on the subject of sex toys

Holy crap! Suction cup handcuffs for sex in the shower!

(I love how they assume sex in the shower requires restraints)

 

[Cattypuss]

I am craving thick hot white toast with butter and Marmite on it.

 

[the captians wench]

Hopefully you have gotten them out by now. It happened to me once and once of the balls somehow got stuck way up as if it were in a pocket way up there. Nothing worked, including a glass of wine and trying to just relax. So I took a hot bubble bath with bath oils and used spaghetti tongs to reach in and grab it and pull it out. A little scary but it worked.

Nope, slept all night and nothing. Was kind of funny when I'd turn in my sleep and hear a little jingle.

So I'm off to work wearing panties and hoping all the movement will work it loose.

Man, that sounds intense.

I'm so little, I can tickle my own cervix if I really try, so I can't imagine sometihng getting stuck.

Mind you, I got the frickin smart balls (the pair that are joined up) and I can't get them all the way in!

I've decided to ask for these bad boys instead.

See I have short arms, so I can barely get my finger tips inside of me past the first knuckle. And my muscles are so tight, that they suck up anything that goes in.

Not sure what to do at this point other than go about my day and then ask if I can give myself a massive orgasm later and hope it flys out.

And while I'm on the subject of sex toys

Holy crap! Suction cup handcuffs for sex in the shower!

(I love how they assume sex in the shower requires restraints)

I want. I know they aren't practical, but I want.

 

[Cattypuss]

... or thick, hot white buttered toast with very mature cheddar and Patak's aubergine pickle on.

Shit - hope I'm not up the duff!

 

[rida]

We do, we do.

Just for you

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Just for you

Very nice - with or without the markings.

 

[chy_girl]

... or thick, hot white buttered toast with very mature cheddar and Patak's aubergine pickle on.

Shit - hope I'm not up the duff!

Perhaps your body is just missing something and that's what's causing the craving. Mine does that all the time and I can't be up the duff. Try just having a slice of the toast prepared as the craving dictates and see if it helps.

(And ignoring such cravings only makes it worse, because you over eat in other areas trying to make up for it. Just listen to your body and go with moderation.)

 

[graceanne]

Perhaps your body is just missing something and that's what's causing the craving. Mine does that all the time and I can't be up the duff. Try just having a slice of the toast prepared as the craving dictates and see if it helps.

(And ignoring such cravings only makes it worse, because you over eat in other areas trying to make up for it. Just listen to your body and go with moderation.)

Unless you're trying to break your bodies addiction to processed flour and sugar.

Then good luck. I'll pray. If you manage it, let me know how you did it. *hugs* lol

 

[chy_girl]

Unless you're trying to break your bodies addiction to processed flour and sugar.

Then good luck. I'll pray. If you manage it, let me know how you did it. *hugs* lol

Given the various combinations on white bread, I wonder if it isn't something yeast related. With a side of calcium or milk fat.


ETA my blurt:
They've both given me daily tasks. And I feel like an absolute fucking moron because after the second daily task was given I found my self taking a deep breath and feeling safe. Because of the damned daily tasks from each of them. I'm always surprised at how stupid I can be sometimes.
:/

 

[Lizzie_Borden]

Given the various combinations on white bread, I wonder if it isn't something yeast related. With a side of calcium or milk fat.


ETA my blurt:
They've both given me daily tasks. And I feel like an absolute fucking moron because after the second daily task was given I found my self taking a deep breath and feeling safe. Because of the damned daily tasks from each of them. I'm always surprised at how stupid I can be sometimes.
:/

That's totally not stupid at all.

Daily tasks = extention of control = happy, safe place.