I'm scared...be nice!

[_me_]

looking for a substitute , have anyone in mind ?

A substitute for your wife?

Does she know?

 

[starport968]

Ha ha
It is no more expensive in my opinion to Tesco

Lol I like Argos!!

You can buy part baked bread

Thought I was talking to Colleen Rooney for a minute there.... I'll take your word for that. Blimey we have some exciting chats, first laundry, now shopping, whatever next!!!

Its just soo last year dahling The internet is the future you know.

Not with rice or sawdust in I hope

 

[hotbubbles]

A substitute for your wife?

Does she know?

yes !

I assure u she won't mind, she has a low sex drive and she knows I have urges!

 

[Tnacifingisni]

A substitute for your wife?

Does she know?

You could fill in for mine any time!

 

[hotbubbles]

You could fill in for mine any time!

and u can have mine too

 

[_me_]

Thought I was talking to Colleen Rooney for a minute there.... I'll take your word for that. Blimey we have some exciting chats, first laundry, now shopping, whatever next!!!

Its just soo last year dahling The internet is the future you know.

Not with rice or sawdust in I hope

Ha ha......it's true!!

I reserve online, does that count?

Hope not!

 

[_me_]

yes !

I assure u she won't mind, she has a low sex drive and she knows I have urges!

Ha ha

 

[starport968]

Ha ha......it's true!!

I reserve online, does that count?

Hope not!

Should I bow???

Half way there, you are still a born shopper at heart aren't you, cant quite let go of going into the shop....

Cant see that catching on Waitrose, thats a bit to authentic (or rustic or whatever they call it)

 

[_me_]

You could fill in for mine any time!

That's a bit cruel to your wife, don't you think?

Welcome to my thread, Tnacifingisni

 

[_me_]

and u can have mine too

You're giving your wife away?!!

 

[hotbubbles]

You're giving your wife away?!!

no way ! it would be just a temp kind of thing i want her to loosen up and enjoy life and sex
i love her very much !

 

[_me_]

no way ! it would be just a temp kind of thing i want her to loosen up and enjoy life and sex
i love her very much !

Ah right

 

[theweescotsman]

Evening gorgeous, how is your lovely self and the lesbo rabbits doing today

 

[_me_]

Should I bow???

Half way there, you are still a born shopper at heart aren't you, cant quite let go of going into the shop....

Cant see that catching on Waitrose, thats a bit to authentic (or rustic or whatever they call it)

Behave!!

Definitely not!! I do most of my shopping online

Lol

 

[_me_]

Evening gorgeous, how is your lovely self and the lesbo rabbits doing today

Evening sexy bum!!

Those rabbits aren't enjoying the weather, neither am I

Have you had the rain?

 

[theweescotsman]

Evening sexy bum!!

Those rabbits aren't enjoying the weather, neither am I

Have you had the rain?

Not yet....sunny Scotland today

 

[starport968]

Behave!!

Definitely not!! I do most of my shopping online

Lol

Your secrets out now, you have been outed!

What? you dont like shopping? not even for shoes??

Although it would be funny if Sir Alan used it as a task for the apprentice, marketing dodgy bread!!! Might be on to something there...

 

[_me_]

Not yet....sunny Scotland today

I'm coming to live with you x

 

[_me_]

Your secrets out now, you have been outed!

What? you dont like shopping? not even for shoes??

Although it would be funny if Sir Alan used it as a task for the apprentice, marketing dodgy bread!!! Might be on to something there...

Not really, no

That would be funny

 

[starport968]

Not really, no

That would be funny

Best start thinking up your new ID for when the hordes come chasing...

Dont you? Blimey! I thought all ladies did (huge stereotype there)

I'm on the case...

 

[ndbf4ever]

I still haven't done them!

I'll have an early night

I did mine and went shopping too. Dreadful day only made better by leaving hugs & 's for you!
With the horrid weather, that's a wonderful idea. Snuggles with _me_.

 

[theweescotsman]

I'm coming to live with you x

Crikey better get some cleaning done before you arrive

 

[_me_]

Best start thinking up your new ID for when the hordes come chasing...

Dont you? Blimey! I thought all ladies did (huge stereotype there)

I'm on the case...

I used to like shopping more, now it's more of a chore, unless it's underwear

Ha ha

 

[_me_]

I did mine and went shopping too. Dreadful day only made better by leaving hugs & 's for you!
With the horrid weather, that's a wonderful idea. Snuggles with _me_.

Aww

I still haven't done mine

 

[starport968]

I used to like shopping more, now it's more of a chore, unless it's underwear

Ha ha

Fear not fair maid, your secret is safe with me

We like you shopping for underwear too, providing there is a show and tell afterwards...

Sadly no can do, something about food hygiene. Grrr, foiled.