The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

[YoursSINSerely]

and by the time the order arrives, (35 min. later) I am one low-blood-sugar "hangry" woman (the phenomenon of hunger causing anger).

I put in an apology to the server for my bad behavior...

and, she puts down a plateful of SOS in front of you.

I put in a couple of tickets for a cruisliner.

 

[Handley_Page]

and, she puts down a plateful of SOS in front of you.

I put in a couple of tickets for a cruisliner.

but they are dated April 1917


I put in a galvanised steel bath

 

[YoursSINSerely]

but they are dated April 1917


I put in a galvanised steel bath

and, it sinks the ship.

I put in an undersea artifact.

 

[LunaEroticaMystica]

and as I hold it in my hands, I am transported to the Lost City of Atlantis.

I put in a lemurian seed crystal...

 

[Handley_Page]

and as I hold it in my hands, I am transported to the Lost City of Atlantis.

I put in a lemurian seed crystal...

which, when planted properly, will grow into a rock your neighbours will envy.


I put in a loofah

 

[Tio_Narratore]

which, when planted properly, will grow into a rock your neighbours will envy.


I put in a loofah

and the tourist asks, "What is a loo for?"

I put in a member of the Coelenterata...

 

[Handley_Page]

and the tourist asks, "What is a loo for?"

I put in a member of the Coelenterata...

but the jelly does not taste nice at all.


I put in a wet sunday afternoon

 

[Tio_Narratore]

but the jelly does not taste nice at all.


I put in a wet sunday afternoon

and it makes a good excuse for staying in and writing naughty poems.

I put in the first snow of the season...

 

[Handley_Page]

and it makes a good excuse for staying in and writing naughty poems.

I put in the first snow of the season...

it's a storm leaving drifts over 12 feet thick across miles of the landscape.


I put in a wind-up torch

 

[Tio_Narratore]

it's a storm leaving drifts over 12 feet thick across miles of the landscape.


I put in a wind-up torch

and you use it to storm Dr. Frankenstein's Castle.

I put in a hand-generator flashlight...

 

[LunaEroticaMystica]

which would make a ghost-hunter happy to never have to replace energy depleted batteries, again. If only that were the case with digital cameras.

I put in an antique dentist's cabinet (cringing about the next few hours of work to be done on her mouth)...

 

[Tio_Narratore]

which would make a ghost-hunter happy to never have to replace energy depleted batteries, again. If only that were the case with digital cameras.

I put in an antique dentist's cabinet (cringing about the next few hours of work to be done on her mouth)...

and you luck out when a modern dentist appears in place of the antique one.

I put in a liquor cabinet fashioned from a dental antique...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and you luck out when a modern dentist appears in place of the antique one.

I put in a liquor cabinet fashioned from a dental antique...

Booze? Did someone finally put booze in the vending machine. Yeah!

I put in a rocks tumbler.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Booze? Did someone finally put booze in the vending machine. Yeah!

I put in a rocks tumbler.

and you get to open a nice little artsy hand-made jewelry boutique featuring your own tumbled rocks.

I put in a pitcher of cosmos and a fifth of Redbreast...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and you get to open a nice little artsy hand-made jewelry boutique featuring your own tumbled rocks.

I put in a pitcher of cosmos and a fifth of Redbreast...

and, that sounds like dinner for two.

I put in the second course.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, that sounds like dinner for two.

I put in the second course.

and I ask if you're the desert.

I put in a little taste of Babs...

I'm off until next time, Babs. see you real soon.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and I ask if you're the desert.

I put in a little taste of Babs...

I'm off until next time, Babs. see you real soon.

and, hers lips are sweet as wine (wonder why?).

I put in an after dinner cordial.

 

[Austin8]

and, hers lips are sweet as wine (wonder why?).

I put in an after dinner cordial.

I throw that out, and replace it with a nice glass of filtered water!

I put in a pair of warm gloves

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I throw that out, and replace it with a nice glass of filtered water!

I put in a pair of warm gloves

and you get warm, but lonely, hands.

I put in a stroll, hand-in-hand, through the woods on a snowy evening...

 

[LunaEroticaMystica]

and I pause, tugging the hand holding mine into the snow with me, to make snow angels together.

I put in a voice in the dark...

 

[Austin8]

and I pause, tugging the hand holding mine into the snow with me, to make snow angels together.

I put in a voice in the dark...

and I grab you and make a run for the house.

I put in a hockey mask! Yikes!

 

[Handley_Page]

and I grab you and make a run for the house.

I put in a hockey mask! Yikes!

but you trip fail your game selection.


I put in a new Puck

 

[LunaEroticaMystica]

and he and I converse over verse about other sprites.

I put in a rainbow...

 

[Handley_Page]

and he and I converse over verse about other sprites.

I put in a rainbow...

alas, the pot of gold has vanished.


I put in an oz of Titanium

 

[Austin8]

alas, the pot of gold has vanished.


I put in an oz of Titanium

but, but, the Oz munchkins have no titanium!

I put in a troy oz. of solid vermiculite.