Lovely Co-Workers

SeaCat

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For the past eight years I have been working the same shift. Sat., Sun. and Monday 0700-1900. Yesterday I finished my three days and am now scheduled for 18 glorious days off.

Last week the new schedule came out for the next two months. I found that my schedule had been changed. When I asked about this I found it was at the demands of the Nurse Externs, (Temporary Per Diem employees who are supposedly there to learn a bit about hands on Nursing.) as well as one of the new Full Time Aides whom I call "The Princess". Now my usual days of work are being filled by the Externs and "The Princess". My schedule is now Tuesday thru Friday 0700-1900. I'm also scheduled to work extra days while I work every damned Holiday. Needless to say I grumbled about this and not in a good natured way. It was underhanded and dishonest on the parts of all involved including the person making the schedule.

Then came this morning.

At 0500 this morning my phone rang. Without looking I answered to hear the overnight Charge Nurse, (who happens to be the person who does the scheduling) asking me if I could possibly come in to work. They had a call off for the morning shift. I wasn't awake and I wasn't thinking otherwise I would have said no. Instead I mumbled that I would be in as soon as I woke up, hung up and stumbled for the shower.

I showed up for work right on time and was met by the news that I was the only Aide on duty with 29 patients. WTF? When I checked the duty book I saw that the three Aides who had been asigned to work today had all called off. ("The Princess" and two of the Externs.)

At 0830 the boss showed up and wasn't happy that there were only 4 R.N.'s working the shift. (She didn't like this because it meant we couldn't accept more patients.) The only acknowledgement she gave me working was to wave at me from the end of the hallway.

At 1400 I had finished caring for my patients. At 1430 another R.N. came in to work and soon after we had five more patients.

At 1630 the boss left for the day.

At 1830 the overnight shift started straggling in. Among them was the Charge Nurse. She thanked me for coming in and was ready to hustle away when I stopped her. I asked her what if any excuse the three had given for calling in and she said all three of them had gone to Miami for a concert of some kind. She wanted to know why I wanted to know, I just smiled and walked away.

I'll have to think of some way to thank my lovely co-workers.

Cat
 
Geez, I've heard some bad things about working in healthcare but your co-workers always seem to take the cake. I don't know how you stand it.
 
Geez, I've heard some bad things about working in healthcare but your co-workers always seem to take the cake. I don't know how you stand it.

I stand it because I care about the care my patients receive. That to me is the one and only thing that truly matters.

Cat
 
I stand it because I care about the care my patients receive. That to me is the one and only thing that truly matters.

Cat

Without wishing to sound daft, I wish that more 'care workers' felt the same way.
I do hope you find a way of re-paying their careful thought.
 
Must have been the MGMT concert. How old are your co-workers? My teenage daughter went to that show.
 
Methinks it's time to leave a container of jalapeño/habanero laced goodies labeled "Please do not eat' in the community fridge during their shift. :devil:
 
Methinks it's time to leave a container of jalapeño/habanero laced goodies labeled "Please do not eat' in the community fridge during their shift. :devil:

not being familiar with such goodies, please explain what they are for a non-foody?
 
not being familiar with such goodies, please explain what they are for a non-foody?

Habanero peppers are rated 100,000-350,000 in Scoville Heat Units; Jalapenos a mere 2,500-8,000 SHU's

By way of comparison, Law Enforcement pepper spray is rated 5,000,000-5,300,000 SHU's.

Scoville Heat Units are the measure of capsaicin content (eg: the amount of heat) in a chili pepper.

Cornbread would be an effective camouflage for this booby-trapped treat. :devil:


* Here's Wiki on SHU's http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scoville_scale
 
not being familiar with such goodies, please explain what they are for a non-foody?
Given the choice of a whole Habanero and a hot coal from the fireplace, take the hot coal. :p It will hurt less and only burn your mouth -- habaneros stay 'hot' all the way through the system.
 
Methinks it's time to leave a container of jalapeño/habanero laced goodies labeled "Please do not eat' in the community fridge during their shift. :devil:

That might work and can be held as a back up but I'm thinking of some other ways of educating them. Nothing that will cause them permanent damage mind you.

Cat

Oh, have you ever tried the "Ass Kicking" brand of things like Jerky and Jelly Beans? They are worthy of sampling.
 
How absolutely wonderful! What a lovely way to start off, professional and considerate and clearly going above and beyond. You must remember to send them thank-you bombs. :D
 
That might work and can be held as a back up but I'm thinking of some other ways of educating them. Nothing that will cause them permanent damage mind you.

Cat

Oh, have you ever tried the "Ass Kicking" brand of things like Jerky and Jelly Beans? They are worthy of sampling.

Thought:
We have a brand of chocolate called "ex-lax" which is a laxative; quite a good one. Fancy cooking some chocolate cookies for them ?

PS. I do hope you got loads of overtime or credit for this extra work.
 
PS.
On our TV this evening was a favourite film: "El Dorado" (Wayne, Mitchum). James Caan has a cure for the drunken Sheriff, 2which I discovered on Wiki:-

The ingredients that Mississippi recites for Johnny Diamond's recipe to sober up J. P. Hara are: cayenne pepper, hot mustard powder, ipecac, asafoetida, and croton oil. Ipecac is a strong emetic, asafoetida is a spice known for its strong sulphurous odour, and croton oil is a potent purgative.

Anyone who administered this combination in real life would likely be shot a day or two later when the patient could finally leave the outhouse, assuming the unfortunate victim had not died of dehydration from the violent fluid diarrhoea croton oil causes.


Perhaps a small drop of croton oil in their coffee when they leave for home ?
 
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Have anymore of that skunk oil from the nightclub caper? BTW, what happened with that?
 
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