theapproachingcurve
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Self-objectification
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Papa_Cali
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Oooo you're quick.
Thank you! I've made it to 23, woot!
Here's to another 73! or 74!
theapproachingcurve
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Is it bad that when I did the math I muttered, "I'm too old for this shit.." ?
Probably, yes.
theapproachingcurve
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I'm doing well! How are you?
WOOOOO! Indeed! I'm thinking another underware/slipper dance party in my kitchen but this time there needs to be cheesecake.
Papa_Cali
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Is it bad that when I did the math I muttered, "I'm too old for this shit.." ?
Probably, yes.
LOL! a+b=hmmmm...... whats on TV?
theapproachingcurve
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Doing great, other than being at work.
Cheesecake AND underwear/slippers? Ok, not gonna lie. I just felt my heart flutter with joy.
Work shmork. I'll kidnap you and then we can go out and dance on some tables.
I would tell you except I haven't the foggiest idea. I probably won't have the foggiest idea when I'm 96 either.
Papa_Cali
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I would tell you except I haven't the foggiest idea. I probably won't have the foggiest idea when I'm 96 either.
As long as you're still hangin' and bangin' at 96!
theapproachingcurve
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Oh the imagery... eesh.
theapproachingcurve
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I think that's a capital idea. I'll even help out and toss myself over the back of the getaway scooter.
Perfect! We will be in definite need of some dramatic flair as your co-workers chase you down with staplers and freshly sharpened pencils...
Papa_Cali
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LOL! wrinkly!
theapproachingcurve
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*insert nauseous face*
I can scream rape. Would that help?
Silly goose, one must scream "Fire!" if you want to attract attention.
*insert nauseous face*
Silly goose, one must scream "Fire!" if you want to attract attention.
Hmmmmm. Sounds good.
Ok, any details that we've forgotten for this daring rescue/kidnapping?
Papa_Cali
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"hey baby, is that a deep wrinkle I'm trying to stick my penis into? hmmm...... go grab the steamer, will ya?"
peanut butta jelly time!
theapproachingcurve
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Leg warmers. We need leg warmers. And a smokey exhaust pipe that mimics a shotgun when it first starts.
Birthday!
Birthday indeed!
I mean....really? You are a piece of work, sir.
*jotting notes*
Oh, and my wrists will need to be tied, of course. I'll let you handle that.
Edit: Make sure the knot is appropriately ostentatious.
Tongueflicker
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"'Day' is a vestigial mode of time measurement based on solar cycles. It's not applicable... "
*blank look*
"I didn't get you anything."
(I am soooo hoping people recognize that quote!)
Anyway, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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lionguy1975
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Oh my goodness! Happy Birthday!!!! Here's to many more. I am going to stop and wait for you to catch up to me 
What do you want for your birthday?
What do you want for your birthday?
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I just missed you earlier. I'm doing fine. How are you?
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