Oral Servitude

[rosco rathbone]

Hints of creosote, beeswax and seminal fluid. A bold aggressive nose and an ecstatic finish.

 

[Lizzie_Borden]

I think oral first then the massage. Then I'll just be a noodle.

True. If cumming down someone's throat doesn't put you to sleep, a good rub down afterwards will.

 

[NomadLady]

stress and tension need to be relieved. they need to be milked out of the body. absorbed by an outside source.



i have a question for you, NomadLady! have you ever hear of cock sucking contests at biker rallies? i'm curious.

Nope, never heard of a cock sucking contest at a bike rally....but I've seen a lot of "weenie bite" contests...LOL I've even driven my bike and let a guy try and bite the weenie while I drove him very slowly under it....and yes, it was TOO FUNNY!!!!!!
(weenie bite contest is trying a hot dog weiner on a string and suspend it from something....passenger on the back seat of a bike tries to take a bite as the bike is driven very slowly under the suspended weenie)

 

[NomadLady]

prostate massage is good for that. Slowly easing the cum out until you are drained.

that is just about the best way to coax it out slowly while you enjoy a longer session of oral servitude.....

 

[Marquis]

About a year ago a friend who works in theater took me to see a special showing of the cleveland orchestra. There was maybe 40 people in the audience and our table was front and center. Quartets would play 20 minute sets from Beethoven and Piazzolla. I was completely entranced.

Since then I have fantasized often about getting a BJ while sitting on a chair with an orchestra forming a perfect circle around me, playing this song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUAPf_ccobc

 

[neci]

 

[neci]

Nope, never heard of a cock sucking contest at a bike rally....but I've seen a lot of "weenie bite" contests...LOL I've even driven my bike and let a guy try and bite the weenie while I drove him very slowly under it....and yes, it was TOO FUNNY!!!!!!
(weenie bite contest is trying a hot dog weiner on a string and suspend it from something....passenger on the back seat of a bike tries to take a bite as the bike is driven very slowly under the suspended weenie)

i've heard of the weenie bite contests! that sounds like a blast.
the woman who told me about the cock sucking contest was a bit of a crack whore. there's no telling what actually happened. the story has always stuck in my mind like some kind of legend.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Seems like a proper cocksucking contest would run into trouble with the male refractory period.

Each contestant would have to blow a panel of judges, who would combine their scores.

But if it were to conclusion, the contest would stretch over a long time period. Seems like you wouldn't really get a fair assessment of the abilities unless it were to conclusion.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Contest would have to be double blind. It wouldn't work if either the oralist or judge had their judgement on one hand or their skills on the other affected by the sight of the other party.

Panel of judges would have to be a mix of different ages, staminas, experience level.

Each contestant would blow one judge per day.

 

[CuteBrat]

Contest would have to be double blind. It wouldn't work if either the oralist or judge had their judgement on one hand or their skills on the other affected by the sight of the other party.

Panel of judges would have to be a mix of different ages, staminas, experience level.

Each contestant would blow one judge per day.

I am so down for this!!!

 

[rosco rathbone]

I am so down for this!!!

Do you think that the panel of judges and the oralists should be allowed to view pictures of their counterparts before the contest? Or should it be totally double blind.

It might be somewhat like the idea of giving one man in the firing squad a blank cartridge...if some of the judges were gnarly, you could think to yourself "maybe this is the cute one..."

 

[CuteBrat]

Do you think that the panel of judges and the oralists should be allowed to view pictures of their counterparts before the contest? Or should it be totally double blind.

It might be somewhat like the idea of giving one man in the firing squad a blank cartridge...if some of the judges were gnarly, you could think to yourself "maybe this is the cute one..."

If its just on oral skills, then pics shouldn't be important. In fact it might be interesting to have one male contestant. I bet that's the only one who gives me a run for the money!

 

[rosco rathbone]

If its just on oral skills, then pics shouldn't be important. In fact it might be interesting to have one male contestant. I bet that's the only one who gives me a run for the money!

Wow, there's an idea.

 

[ownedsubgal]

Contest would have to be double blind. It wouldn't work if either the oralist or judge had their judgement on one hand or their skills on the other affected by the sight of the other party.

Panel of judges would have to be a mix of different ages, staminas, experience level.

Each contestant would blow one judge per day.

i understand refractory periods and such, but one per day is a bit extreme. i know that the more i suck, the better i get. long breaks in between would just throw me off my game.

 

[rosco rathbone]

i understand refractory periods and such, but one per day is a bit extreme. i know that the more i suck, the better i get. long breaks in between would just throw me off my game.

No reason you couldn't use fluffers. That would be up to the team coach and manager.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Or you could set it up like this: each contestant blows the whole panel, one after another. One contestant, one run through the panel of judges in a day.

Then you have a problem with who goes first and last. Trying to avoid that was why I went with the one a day idea.

 

[CuteBrat]

i understand refractory periods and such, but one per day is a bit extreme. i know that the more i suck, the better i get. long breaks in between would just throw me off my game.

Hey, if you can't handle the competition, maybe its best to just bow-out now.....

 

[rosco rathbone]

I'm going to be the Vince McMahon of this shit.

No trash talking ladies!!!, [/meanwhile instructs cam men to get close up of them ripping each other's blouses with their nails]

 

[ownedsubgal]

No reason you couldn't use fluffers. That would be up to the team coach and manager.

boo hiss to fluffers! it's important that i develop an intimate connection with each cock. we have to get to know each other.

i like the one contestant a day/whole panel idea. don't think it would matter who was first or last.

 

[ownedsubgal]

Hey, if you can't handle the competition, maybe its best to just bow-out now.....

um, oh no you didn't! lol

 

[rosco rathbone]

boo hiss to fluffers! i like the one contestant a day/whole panel idea. don't think it would matter who was first or last.

Yeah, but it only makes sense to assume that most oralists are going to peak somewhere in the middle. You'd have to rotate the judges.

Or you could have events, you might dominate in the "long distance" and someone else might be better on sprints.

 

[rosco rathbone]

um, oh no you di 'nt! lol

fixed your post

 

[CuteBrat]

um, oh no you didn't! lol

Seems like your mouth may be better suited for whining than sucking..... (bowing to give the blouse cam a good shot...)

 

[rosco rathbone]

[cops feels while holding OSG and CB apart Jerry Springer security style]

settle this in the Sucktagon, ladies!

 

[ownedsubgal]

Yeah, but it only makes sense to assume that most oralists are going to peak somewhere in the middle. You'd have to rotate the judges.

Or you could have events, you might dominate in the "long distance" and someone else might be better on sprints.

oooh yeah that would be good! individual events would give everyone a chance to shine. the deep throating and long distance could be my areas, the sprints and jerk/suck would definitely go to someone else. and of course we can't forget about rimming and tonguing the bumhole...i would want to get that one too.