Looking for something to stick up my butt ;)

[roz77]

Really fucking horny right now, and I really want something up my tight asshole. Unfortunately, there is no cock to be found. Any suggestions?

 

[evercurious]

A thumb, a dildo, a vegie?

 

[ukbicuriousguy]

A thumb, a dildo, a vegie?

a veggie?

you nickname should be 'epicurious'

 

[sissieSezPlease]

once when i found myself alone and without a toy to play with, i think one of my more creative efforts was two condoms doubled up and stretched over the handle of a rather large screwdriver, dipped in a tub of butter..

 

[eastanglianboy]

nice sized carrot with a condom or a cucumber depends on how much you can take. sod the butter buy some lube

 

[reachedme]

once when i found myself alone and without a toy to play with, i think one of my more creative efforts was two condoms doubled up and stretched over the handle of a rather large screwdriver, dipped in a tub of butter..

that's why it so much I didn't use butter

 

[blubyuf6]

Just curious as to why you put condoms on vegies?

 

[sissieSezPlease]

that's why it so much I didn't use butter

hee hee
well, when you find yourself in the middle of nowhere, in the middle of the night, at least 50 miles from anything even resembling civilization and nowhere to buy much of anything much less a tube of lube.. well..

 

[pornguy25]

its kinda kinky but i have used the foot peg on the power rider.

 

[sarod]

yes!

I used to buy plasticlay, childrens play clay, not playdough though,at the dollar store and shape it into a penis, then roll a condom over it and fuckmyself with it. It was soft, yet firm enough that it mantained its shape to get me off. I used a handle broken from a hairbrush in the center of it to keep it from bending too much.

Really fucking horny right now, and I really want something up my tight asshole. Unfortunately, there is no cock to be found. Any suggestions?