What I Crave...

I have a low calorie snack for you.

If it's pretzels, no thanks. I bought a big Costco size bag of the whole wheat ones and I am so spun off them. No more fucking pretzels. My snack of choice right now is hummus and wheat thins.

'Cuz I have my old man glasses on. :)

Do I? Hmm. If so, only because I care.

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeah.
 
Awww, I lurve you too!

And, thank GOD sperm is not high calorie.

No joke! If I had to work out for swallowing jiz, I'd be so fucking pissed. It's hard enough to enjoy a 3x weekly fucking piece of chocolate or cookie without consequences. This turning 40 shit sucks ass.

Also, I just adore you. I know you know that. But I do. If I flipped ship to the other side, you'd be on some kind of hot list for me. Shhh. Don't tell your man.
 
Also, I just adore you. I know you know that. But I do. If I flipped ship to the other side, you'd be on some kind of hot list for me. Shhh. Don't tell your man.

I'd venture to guess my man would be fine with it, long as he could watch. ;)
 
I love your av, btw. Such nice tits. :D

Thanks, lady! Lemme rub 'em in your face! I posted a bunch (in the private album) over yonder, but I didn't post the naughty ones cuz they're against the rules for whatever reason.
 
Thanks, lady! Lemme rub 'em in your face! I posted a bunch (in the private album) over yonder, but I didn't post the naughty ones cuz they're against the rules for whatever reason.

Why do you post them in the open there but won't post them here?
 
I like calling you Sinsatiable.

You spelled your name wrong. And you know it.

But it was too late to change after you pushed the button.

Insatiable means incapable of being satisfied, so ... no. That's what my name alludes to. If my handle were satiable, it'd imply I'm easily pleased. I'm not.
 
Why do you post them in the open there but won't post them here?

They're not in the public over there, they're in a private friends only album and they're safe and don't have my face in them; and aren't really that much anyway. I'm ugly, you don't want to see me anyway.

Because she's smart?

I'm cautious and try to be smart. I had qualms about a cropped face shot here, but I feel sometimes it's good to reveal yourself; or at least parts of you. I'm trying to do that more.

Shit. I forgot to drink my limoncello and now it's warm. This is simply not acceptable. Back in the freezer it goes.
 
to drive you C R A Z Y.

Ha! You may have a point. There's something to be said for not revealing over here. There are so many men here who don't deserve to see us fully revealed. Over there is another story. I've never met nicer people on the Interwebz than I have on Lint. (though there are a few asses; they're tolerable, though).
 
Looks like Betty is doing his best to kill this thread.
 
Ha! You may have a point. There's something to be said for not revealing over here. There are so many men here who don't deserve to see us fully revealed. Over there is another story. I've never met nicer people on the Interwebz than I have on Lint. (though there are a few asses; they're tolerable, though).

Then why do you even post here.
 
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