Three Dates

[ace_high]

Sex is hardly the most intimate experience imaginable, unless one has a very limited imagination.

Oh my God. Unreal. Simply unreal.

 

[richard_daily]

Why would it take 9 hours?

Sex is hardly the most intimate experience imaginable, unless one has a very limited imagination.

I'm voting for the later with this one...

 

[Wrong Element]

And since this thread got a little childish for no reason I'd like to hijack it by mentioning that Bama lost today so come the new polls guess who's gonna be numero uno?
I went to the game today and the campus has that same atmosphere they did a couple years ago when they couldn't lose until the title game. I'm hoping this year might end a little differently. I even had a beer. Livin' it up!

We're back, bitches.

I was at the game too. Close enough to the home locker room to yell at the asshole officials as they left the field. Good times!

 

[glynndah]

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[thefishfryer]

You figure at most, the average date might last three hours

You must be a slow eater? I can get through a whole packet in less time than that.

 

[sasaou]

I was watching a television show recently wherein one of the characters was going out on her third date with a man she had been seeing. A comment was made that was on the third date most people consumated their relationship. My mouth hit the floor. You figure at most, the average date might last three hours, so that's a total of about nine hours you've spent with a person...Good lord, I wouldn't loan my car to someone I'd only spent nine hours with, let alone share the most intimate experience imaginable. Does this sound strange to anyone else?

You're assuming people are all going on blind dates. A lot of people date someone they know in passing and/or have been introduced to by friends. Wouldn't there be texting/emails/phone calls etc in between dates? IE. More time spent getting to know someone. Also if you can't tell how you feel about someone by the third date, why continue seeing them?

 

[sufisaint]

The era of romantic courtship is way over, the modern mind wants immediate gratification or it is on to the next, which always promises more, in this disposable era...

 

[overthebow]

I once got it on with a woman whom I had met about 30 minutes earlier.

I put that in the "what the fuck was I thinking" file.

 

[firespin]

I was watching a television show recently wherein one of the characters was going out on her third date with a man she had been seeing. A comment was made that was on the third date most people consumated their relationship. My mouth hit the floor. You figure at most, the average date might last three hours, so that's a total of about nine hours you've spent with a person...Good lord, I wouldn't loan my car to someone I'd only spent nine hours with, let alone share the most intimate experience imaginable. Does this sound strange to anyone else?

Let me guess...a girl told you she was saving herself for marriage?

I think I saw her taking it hard from behind with the FedEx guy.

But at least it was a committed relationship, as delivery guy sex goes.

 

[pornstarwannabe]

Pornstarwannabe and I agreed on something the other day.
He had a semi-lucid moment that passed quickly enough but still, we agreed.

I was not semi-lucid at the time. I was semi-erect. I do my best thinking that way, you know, with the extra blood flow to the brain.

 

[pornstarwannabe]

The era of romantic courtship is way over, the modern mind wants immediate gratification

Blame touch tone phone dialing. Once we did not have to wait 30 seconds to rotary dial a number like 347-2156 (3: da da da, 4: da da da da, 7: da da da da da da da - 2: da da, 1: da, 5: da da da da da, 6: da da da da da da), it was all down hill from there. We can't wait for anything.

 

[phrodeau]

Blame touch tone phone dialing. Once we did not have to wait 30 seconds to rotary dial a number like 347-2156 (3: da da da, 4: da da da da, 7: da da da da da da da - 2: da da, 1: da, 5: da da da da da, 6: da da da da da da), it was all down hill from there. We can't wait for anything.

Now we wait for the voice-mail message to finish instead.

"The number you have dialled is not responding. If you'd like to leave a message, please wait for the tone. When you have finished recording, you may hang up, or press pound for more options. To leave a call-back number, press five." *beep*

 

[phrodeau]

I was watching a television show recently wherein one of the characters was going out on her third date with a man she had been seeing. A comment was made that was on the third date most people consumated their relationship. My mouth hit the floor. You figure at most, the average date might last three hours, so that's a total of about nine hours you've spent with a person...Good lord, I wouldn't loan my car to someone I'd only spent nine hours with, let alone share the most intimate experience imaginable. Does this sound strange to anyone else?

It all makes perfect sense if you add alcohol.

 

[pornstarwannabe]

Now we wait for the voice-mail message to finish instead.

"The number you have dialled is not responding. If you'd like to leave a message, please wait for the tone. When you have finished recording, you may hang up, or press pound for more options. To leave a call-back number, press five." *beep*

You wait for those? I have no patience and hang up. I've been this way ever since... geez, touch tone dialing.

 

[Karen Kraft]

I was watching a television show recently wherein one of the characters was going out on her third date with a man she had been seeing. A comment was made that was on the third date most people consumated their relationship. My mouth hit the floor. You figure at most, the average date might last three hours, so that's a total of about nine hours you've spent with a person...Good lord, I wouldn't loan my car to someone I'd only spent nine hours with, let alone share the most intimate experience imaginable. Does this sound strange to anyone else?

True.

I figured the same thing when I was tied to the bed at a party (blindfolded and naked), but things didn't work out that way; they sort of took their natural course instead.

 

[Karen Kraft]

Would you like to see video evidence? Because I have lots of it...

trust me.

Hey wait.

I never signed that model release.

 

[Karen Kraft]

What? You've never met someone in a bar, started chatting, started dancing, gone outside and made out, taken them home (or been taken home), did some more dancing (horizontal), woke up with a smile and kiss, had coffee and shared phone numbers both knowing you'd never call or be called?

No shit.

Particularly in Texas.

 

[Karen Kraft]

My palate is a bit, well actually, a lot more sophisticated than that.

One's palate can be adjusted and retrained by having a fine groin grind on your face. Every consider that?

 

[Karen Kraft]

Amen!

Was that priest mean to you? Did you ever report it?

 

[Karen Kraft]

You must be a slow eater? I can get through a whole packet in less time than that.

They might have been really big dates.

http://superhealthydiets.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/fruit-dried-dates-deglett.jpg​

 

[ace_high]

The era of romantic courtship is way over, the modern mind wants immediate gratification or it is on to the next, which always promises more, in this disposable era...

And that is a shame.

 

[ace_high]

You must be a slow eater? I can get through a whole packet in less time than that.

I figure dinner and a movie.

 

[ace_high]

Let me guess...a girl told you she was saving herself for marriage?

Actually I am saving myself for marriage. I wish to God I could find a woman who could say the same.

 

[toshiskitten]

Actually I am saving myself for marriage. I wish to God I could find a woman who could say the same.

You will one day.

 

[richard_daily]

I figure dinner and a movie.

Wow, that's original.