FuckFantasy
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Aug 7, 2008
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(This is long, so I bolded the important parts for those of you who'd rather not read a dissertation.)
Dear Studs -
Hi there! How are you? How's your mom? Good, good.
I'm not so good, boys. In fact, I'm absolutely irate. I have a problem, and I'm hoping some of you will be men enough to help a girl out: I've got mad, frenetic sexual energy coursing through every inch of my young, curvaceous, supple body. The kind of desire that can only be quenched with lots and lots of hardcore sucking and fucking action. Furthermore, I've got the talent, the drive, and the creativity to get my partners equally, if not more revved up and raring to bang. I post on Lit a lot. I'm not shy. I come across as pleasant, articulate, and open. I've made my fair share of filthy commentary and playful repartee. My handle, if you haven't noticed, along with my signature and avatar, pack a punch. I'm smart and sassy, and I definitely don't have a prudish side.
Hardly anyone offers to play with me.
I'll let you all absorb that for a second before I move on. For those of you who aren't, somehow, shocked, I'll explain why I'm so mystified. I'm sexy. I'm a gorgeous girl. I've got a way with words. My playing experience on the boards is limited, but you know what? I know how to write an AMAZING fuck. I'm a role player, and I'm a girl who thinks about wild, wicked sex scenes every. Single. Day. I look sweet. My mind is filthy. I sound adorable and breathy. My need for dick is on par with a nymphomaniac's some days. I'm not kidding. Beyond all of that, I love to write. I'm turned on by intelligence. I love a man who can find new ways to describe an act that's older than time, and more widely discussed than any other topic on earth. Toss in the fact that my name is 'FuckFantasy' and I post daily with a couple of suggestive graphics, and you'd wonder why I don't get my PM box pounded with sexual invites.
I'm a rational, logical woman. I've tried to analyze my issue with you boys. I've questioned whether I'm simply not talented ENOUGH or sexual ENOUGH or whatever. I don't think that's the problem. I'm not so full of myself to believe I am God's gift to the art of writing a moan-inducing sex scene. Really, if you're gagging at how in love with myself I sound, you really needn't bother. I'm aware of my weaknesses, just as much as I'm in tune with all my strengths as a writing partner.
But practice makes perfect, you know? And if not, practice can at least make for a fun time for you, while I attempt to stretch myself... as a writer.
So, I believe the main issue is in the form of a man named Light Ice. Well, no, HE'S not the issue - your perception of him, and of what I am to him, is what's holding you all back from ravaging me.
Let's put all the cards on the table. I believe in facing a problem head-on. When you do that, you take away your obstacle's power. So let's talk about Light Ice, or 'Light Ice and FuckFantasy', shall we? (Since, you know, so many people think we're 'an item'. That cracks me up, really.)
The man is brilliant. I love his play. We flirt and fuck all over these boards. We enjoy one another thoroughly and repeatedly. He's awesome. And he thinks I'm awesome too. He is not, however, my boyfriend, my master, my lover, my husband, etc. Get all of those crazy ideas out of your heads. I can't believe how many times people have approached us both and assumed that I'm his 'property' or asked if they aren't stepping on his toes or mine.
Seriously, people? This is all text. This isn't the real world. I know I refer to Light Ice as 'Daddy', and that's probably throwing some of you off. But let me break it down for all of you: I call him 'Daddy' because it makes his huge, thick monster cock throb every time I purr it. (And I DO mean monster, ladies.) And in turn, it makes his Baby Doll, his nasty fuck toy, positively drenched with desire whenever she says it. That's it, more or less. It's an ownership that doesn't actually MEAN he owns me, or that I own him. It's funny to me that I have to even explain this, because LI and I both know what's up. But the rest of you are under the impression that just because we throw the 'D' word around, I'm owned completely.
It's not true. At all. Nobody owns me. I'm free to fuck, and I'm more than willing. Take me, I'm yours for the night!
And yes, I know, some of you argue that we have 'great chemistry' and 'a real connection.' Any idiot can see that. I won't deny it, and I'm fairly certain LI won't either. (And if he does, that's okay. I'll just punish him later!) But I'm a bit of a freak. I love watching him fuck other girls on here. Seriously. Jealousy is a natural part of life. It's hard to be too jealous, however, when he's pounding one of you sexy beauties silly and you're giving it back to him in your own lewd, lovely ways. It's difficult to be super envious when I'm panting and rubbing my slit at the screen.
Again, people: This is all text. It amounts to nothing.
I think Light Ice wants to watch me go at it too. I've played with exactly one other man in the Lounge. Ever. That was back in July. It was with Chronicle_Tenko. I'm pretty sure he enjoyed it.
Not a single other man has approached me in the Lounge and asked me for a good time on the spot.
Is it me? Is it because I'm new? Is it the lack of a desire for BDSM and flogging and nipple clamps? I really can't figure it out.
And don't get me wrong: I get PMs. And some of the best writers on here have approached me for a story. I'm grateful, really. But sometimes all I want is a dirty, detailed, but impromptu scene in this neck of the woods. Everyone sits there and whines about an 'emotional connection' or their ties to other women, or past jealousies, or old dramas, or..... *Yawns*
Guys. This is supposed to be a hobby, a distraction! Is it really asking too much for you to leave your emotional garbage at the door and just FUCK me? Forgive me for coming across as crass and lewd... then again, no, that's sort of the point of a porn board. That's not to say I can't make it elegant and sensual and tension-filled. I can play a lot of different ways, when given the opportunity.
I don't care who you play with regularly. I don't care if you've had a relationship with someone on here before. I don't care about your ex girlfriend or your fiance or your mommy who didn't make you feel loved. If you want hysterics and complications, go find someone else. If you want a nice bit of escapism with a girl who's smart enough to know that Literotica doesn't equate with reality, you're in the right place.
Let's make this simple:
You have a girlfriend/slave/sub that you feel devoted to? That's great. I don't care. Fuck me.
You worry what other people will think if we parade around together in the lounge? That's funny. I don't care. Fuck me.
You need us to be best friends and confidantes before we can RP? That's adorable. I don't care. Fuck me.
You just got out of a bad relationship, online or off? How sad for you. I don't care. Fuck me.
So please: PM me. Anytime. Ask me if I'd like to play. If I like your writing well enough, and I have time, we'll make it work. It doesn't have to be a huge production. You don't have to worry about me falling hopelessly in love with you, or getting possessive of you. I won't. But I'll be sure to give you something to smile about, even after we're all done.
Kisses (all over),
FuckFantasy.
P.S. Ladies, seriously, if you haven't jumped on Light Ice's dick yet, what the hell are you waiting for? He doesn't want to marry you or ruin your Lit relationships. He just wants to get off. Take advantage of it!
Dear Studs -
Hi there! How are you? How's your mom? Good, good.
I'm not so good, boys. In fact, I'm absolutely irate. I have a problem, and I'm hoping some of you will be men enough to help a girl out: I've got mad, frenetic sexual energy coursing through every inch of my young, curvaceous, supple body. The kind of desire that can only be quenched with lots and lots of hardcore sucking and fucking action. Furthermore, I've got the talent, the drive, and the creativity to get my partners equally, if not more revved up and raring to bang. I post on Lit a lot. I'm not shy. I come across as pleasant, articulate, and open. I've made my fair share of filthy commentary and playful repartee. My handle, if you haven't noticed, along with my signature and avatar, pack a punch. I'm smart and sassy, and I definitely don't have a prudish side.
Hardly anyone offers to play with me.
I'll let you all absorb that for a second before I move on. For those of you who aren't, somehow, shocked, I'll explain why I'm so mystified. I'm sexy. I'm a gorgeous girl. I've got a way with words. My playing experience on the boards is limited, but you know what? I know how to write an AMAZING fuck. I'm a role player, and I'm a girl who thinks about wild, wicked sex scenes every. Single. Day. I look sweet. My mind is filthy. I sound adorable and breathy. My need for dick is on par with a nymphomaniac's some days. I'm not kidding. Beyond all of that, I love to write. I'm turned on by intelligence. I love a man who can find new ways to describe an act that's older than time, and more widely discussed than any other topic on earth. Toss in the fact that my name is 'FuckFantasy' and I post daily with a couple of suggestive graphics, and you'd wonder why I don't get my PM box pounded with sexual invites.
I'm a rational, logical woman. I've tried to analyze my issue with you boys. I've questioned whether I'm simply not talented ENOUGH or sexual ENOUGH or whatever. I don't think that's the problem. I'm not so full of myself to believe I am God's gift to the art of writing a moan-inducing sex scene. Really, if you're gagging at how in love with myself I sound, you really needn't bother. I'm aware of my weaknesses, just as much as I'm in tune with all my strengths as a writing partner.
But practice makes perfect, you know? And if not, practice can at least make for a fun time for you, while I attempt to stretch myself... as a writer.
So, I believe the main issue is in the form of a man named Light Ice. Well, no, HE'S not the issue - your perception of him, and of what I am to him, is what's holding you all back from ravaging me.
Let's put all the cards on the table. I believe in facing a problem head-on. When you do that, you take away your obstacle's power. So let's talk about Light Ice, or 'Light Ice and FuckFantasy', shall we? (Since, you know, so many people think we're 'an item'. That cracks me up, really.)
The man is brilliant. I love his play. We flirt and fuck all over these boards. We enjoy one another thoroughly and repeatedly. He's awesome. And he thinks I'm awesome too. He is not, however, my boyfriend, my master, my lover, my husband, etc. Get all of those crazy ideas out of your heads. I can't believe how many times people have approached us both and assumed that I'm his 'property' or asked if they aren't stepping on his toes or mine.
Seriously, people? This is all text. This isn't the real world. I know I refer to Light Ice as 'Daddy', and that's probably throwing some of you off. But let me break it down for all of you: I call him 'Daddy' because it makes his huge, thick monster cock throb every time I purr it. (And I DO mean monster, ladies.) And in turn, it makes his Baby Doll, his nasty fuck toy, positively drenched with desire whenever she says it. That's it, more or less. It's an ownership that doesn't actually MEAN he owns me, or that I own him. It's funny to me that I have to even explain this, because LI and I both know what's up. But the rest of you are under the impression that just because we throw the 'D' word around, I'm owned completely.
It's not true. At all. Nobody owns me. I'm free to fuck, and I'm more than willing. Take me, I'm yours for the night!
And yes, I know, some of you argue that we have 'great chemistry' and 'a real connection.' Any idiot can see that. I won't deny it, and I'm fairly certain LI won't either. (And if he does, that's okay. I'll just punish him later!) But I'm a bit of a freak. I love watching him fuck other girls on here. Seriously. Jealousy is a natural part of life. It's hard to be too jealous, however, when he's pounding one of you sexy beauties silly and you're giving it back to him in your own lewd, lovely ways. It's difficult to be super envious when I'm panting and rubbing my slit at the screen.
Again, people: This is all text. It amounts to nothing.
I think Light Ice wants to watch me go at it too. I've played with exactly one other man in the Lounge. Ever. That was back in July. It was with Chronicle_Tenko. I'm pretty sure he enjoyed it.
Not a single other man has approached me in the Lounge and asked me for a good time on the spot.
Is it me? Is it because I'm new? Is it the lack of a desire for BDSM and flogging and nipple clamps? I really can't figure it out.
And don't get me wrong: I get PMs. And some of the best writers on here have approached me for a story. I'm grateful, really. But sometimes all I want is a dirty, detailed, but impromptu scene in this neck of the woods. Everyone sits there and whines about an 'emotional connection' or their ties to other women, or past jealousies, or old dramas, or..... *Yawns*
Guys. This is supposed to be a hobby, a distraction! Is it really asking too much for you to leave your emotional garbage at the door and just FUCK me? Forgive me for coming across as crass and lewd... then again, no, that's sort of the point of a porn board. That's not to say I can't make it elegant and sensual and tension-filled. I can play a lot of different ways, when given the opportunity.
I don't care who you play with regularly. I don't care if you've had a relationship with someone on here before. I don't care about your ex girlfriend or your fiance or your mommy who didn't make you feel loved. If you want hysterics and complications, go find someone else. If you want a nice bit of escapism with a girl who's smart enough to know that Literotica doesn't equate with reality, you're in the right place.
Let's make this simple:
You have a girlfriend/slave/sub that you feel devoted to? That's great. I don't care. Fuck me.
You worry what other people will think if we parade around together in the lounge? That's funny. I don't care. Fuck me.
You need us to be best friends and confidantes before we can RP? That's adorable. I don't care. Fuck me.
You just got out of a bad relationship, online or off? How sad for you. I don't care. Fuck me.
So please: PM me. Anytime. Ask me if I'd like to play. If I like your writing well enough, and I have time, we'll make it work. It doesn't have to be a huge production. You don't have to worry about me falling hopelessly in love with you, or getting possessive of you. I won't. But I'll be sure to give you something to smile about, even after we're all done.
Kisses (all over),
FuckFantasy.
P.S. Ladies, seriously, if you haven't jumped on Light Ice's dick yet, what the hell are you waiting for? He doesn't want to marry you or ruin your Lit relationships. He just wants to get off. Take advantage of it!
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