An Open Letter To _____

Dear Light Ice,

You're like a walking, talking, living, breathing sin.

Sincerely,
Aus
 
Dear Aus,

There is a moment in every one of your posts where my prick gives a hard, violent lurch and demands attention. If I ever needed to find provocation for the sensual: Your thread would be a swift solution.

-LI
 
Dear Jameson and Sons,

I think our relationship is beginning to become unhealthy. If you send me compensation for this morning and the end of last night I might be willing to forget how I feel.

Because I already have forgotten what happened last night to make me feel this way.

-LI
 
Dear Obnoxious Research Partner:

I gave you, and the morons we work with, exactly twenty minutes to come onto Skype last night. When no one showed, I left, turned off the computer, and moved on with my life. Because there are other things going on in my world than this one class. Please refrain from leaving me passive-aggressive voicemails in which you subtly question my work ethic. You're incredibly smart. I'm even smarter. Don't fuck with me.

Sincerely,
FuckFantasy
 
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Dear mom,

Can you PLEAAAAAASSEEE stop calling me about the damn lab tests? I don't have them yet, alright! Nor do I want to hear about some friend of yours and her experience, I have enough on my mind as it is.

-Niri
 
Dear Pussies,

Kill yourselves. I mean it.

This world is neither fair or kind and it will never give you what you desire. The things we want in life must be taken. They must be stolen. They must be salvaged from the ruins of everything else and rescued. They cannot be handed to you. I know society is attempting to convince you otherwise.

You contribute nothing. You take too much. All of you, in your many incarnations, are like leeches on the left testicle of the planet.

To me? You are walking insults. Walking reminders that if I was built any other way I could stop solving problems and start shrinking at their feet.

I could throw my hands up and make any of your countless excuses.

I tried.
I can't.
They won't let me.
They don't give me a chance.
They're so mean.
This isn't fair.
Why can't it be another way?


Get a job. Get some pride. Get a clue.

You are owed nothing in this world.

All of you, kill yourselves. DO it.

Because I can't fucking do it for you. Nomatter how much, in this moment or any other, I would like to.

If your life sucks it is your fault. YOURS.

And if you disagree, if you argue with this at all, then congratulations.

You're a fucking pussy.
 
Dear fleeting memory,

You told me once you loved me,desired me,cherished me. You told me i was all you had ever dreamed of,the one you had been looking for. I was your everything,your world.

Then you began to say how inept I was, undesirable. Noone else would want me,need me,love me. you told me that in order for me to appreciate things I must learn to deal with the physical pain as well. Each bruise a reminder of what i did wrong,how i didnt please,how i failed as a person.

Then you dug me so deep into the dirt,I thought I was no longer able to rise above it. I thought I was done. then I found that tiny grain of sand,that would one day turn into a pearl. I pushed myself up from the dirt,dusting myself off. Looking at you finally for the really first time.

I told you no more...I was done. Done with feeling all these things,yet I have to also thank you. You made me more of who I am today. I am stronger,confident. I dont take shit from anyone any longer. I speak my mind,what I want,what I need. I am that grain of sand,now flouriishing into the beautiful pearl I am.

So this is more of a thank you letter,thanking you for being the asshole you are. Letting me discover i am so much more than what you really needed. I am standing on my own two feet,running my life as I see it. No longer the broken battered woman I used to be. So again thank you for showing me there is a whole new world out there for myself,without you.

Gaia
 
Dear JJ -

I'm a horrible sister. I'm stealing your iPod and syncing it to my own iTunes library while you're at school. I can't find mine. I need to work out. Sorry, sweetie.

xoxo
 
Dear ...

I moved in with you, not your boyfriend.
You hired me to nanny your children, not your boyfriend.
He plays nice now, but not later, your boyfriend.
How can you not see that it is an act?
How can you expect me to collect half my wages from him?
I do not work for him.

Your fucking boyfriend.

Sincerely,
Ang.
 
Dear (husband)

Did I tell you today I love you? I don't think so..at least not in the way I want to.
'Love you' at the end of a phone call as part of a good bye isn't '' I love you''.

Did I say how happy I am and how I love seeing you're happy too?..That our kids are as normal and well adjusted as they should be , and that when they argue, they always know the other still has their back. That I'm really proud they share their Mum and Dad with a little guy who has never been seen as anything by them but as a little brother.

I think we're doing ok love. We might not be perfect, but who wants perfect?...Perfect's boring..
'Almost' perfect has the added bonus of make up sex after an argument,.. sudden hugs just for the sake of giving them, and laughter when something goes wrong with us sexing the other up and someone ( coughs 'you') gets a cramp. You make me smile pet.

I love you..You shagalisious man. See you later, and wake me up.
 
Dear Dream University -

Accept me. I'm awesome. You know you want to!

Love,
FF.

P.S. I'm going to knock your socks off when you do. Just watch me!
 
Dear (husband)

Did I tell you today I love you? I don't think so..at least not in the way I want to.
'Love you' at the end of a phone call as part of a good bye isn't '' I love you''.

Did I say how happy I am and how I love seeing you're happy too?..That our kids are as normal and well adjusted as they should be , and that when they argue, they always know the other still has their back. That I'm really proud they share their Mum and Dad with a little guy who has never been seen as anything by them but as a little brother.

I think we're doing ok love. We might not be perfect, but who wants perfect?...Perfect's boring..
'Almost' perfect has the added bonus of make up sex after an argument,.. sudden hugs just for the sake of giving them, and laughter when something goes wrong with us sexing the other up and someone ( coughs 'you') gets a cramp. You make me smile pet.

I love you..You shagalisious man. See you later, and wake me up.

You're the second person I've said this to in the past few days, but I LOVE the people on here who talk about their spouses in this manner. Your post is inspiring. I'm not looking for a romance to blow away all romances. (Well, I wouldn't turn it down, but you know what I mean.) Perfect isn't possible, and it's highly boring, as you said. I don't need every single second to be heart-bursting bliss. I just want consistent love and even more consistent sex, make-up or otherwise. :D I want a love I can depend on.

I'm happy you're so happy. <3
 
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Dear Guy at Taco Bell,

I just want to say thank you so much! I was having a down day but when I arrived, you made it all better!

Sure, you were as flaming as flaming could be but I like that! You were happy! You made me smile! Hell, you made me laugh out loud!

Keep up the good work!

Even though you fucked up my drink, your attitude made it all the more bearable.

Thank you!

Love,
Zy
 
Dear FuckFantasy,

You are a beautiful, sweet, and gentle-hearted girl.

Tonight?

I am going to absolutely destroy you and that pretty little pussy.

-LI
 
Dear Daddy,

Fuck me until I collapse, and send me off to bed painted head to toe in molten, oozing, pearly white cum. That first load is for my pussy. The subsequent loads need to be smeared all over every inch of your baby doll's slutty body.

I wouldn't expect anything less from a stud like you, LI.

xoxo FF
 
You're the second person I've said this to in the past few days, but I LOVE the people on here who talk about their spouses in this manner. Your post is inspiring. I'm not looking for a romance to blow away all romances. (Well, I wouldn't turn it down, but you know what I mean.) Perfect isn't possible, and it's highly boring, as you said. I don't need every single second to be heart-bursting bliss. I just want consistent love and even more consistent sex, make-up or otherwise. :D I want a love I can depend on.

I'm happy you're so happy. <3

Thank you FF. He's one of the good guys.
 
Dear, My muse.

I love you. I hate you. You are there only when I need you or don't expect you. You are never there when I want you. I reach for you and you step just out of my reach, giggling coyly at my impotence. Why is that?

Why do you like to play such games with me? Hold me close. Tell me I'm smart, and wonderful-a fucking genius. Then let me languish in stupidity staring into the face of how mundane I am without you.

I stare at the blank screen waiting for a word from you. I can't do this on my own. Where are you?

I wait for your lightning to strike me. I need you to inspire me, to push me, to tell me I am more than I am. To hold my back as I assail the closed fortress of the blank screen that last time.

My muse, I love you. I hate you. I can do nothing without you. I need your touch. I am obsessed with hearing you speak. I am nothing without you.

With devotion, your toy, your champion
Veroe.
 
Dear IM Roleplaying partners,

Am I really that scary? That bad at writing? Or is there something that is not my fault, and you all are just being inconsiderate pricks?
You think it's funny to let someone fall in the middle of a story? Make her wait for you to get turned on again and wanting a quick release?

Well, fuck you all. You basterds are the reason why I'm quitting writing over IM's. Consider yourself winners, you selfish tards, you just missed out on something special.

Please fall down a well.

Niri.



PS: I'm still on Lit, just not going to RP over IM's anymore.
 
Dear guy in maroon holden parked next to me at the shops yesterday,

I'm really sorry my car door swung too far and hit yours but to be fair, your car is a heap of shit with a million dings in it and mine is much nicer than yours anyway.

Was the glaring at me and my little sister really necessary?
Why didn't you stop after the first minute?

I said sorry to you!
What the hell was your problem?
It's not like it put a dent in your already incredibly dented door!

~ Minx
 
Dear Light Ice,

I thought you already did?

But I wouldn't begrudge you a repeat at all...
Maybe when I am done with my moving house errands of today, you can drop by my Boudoir...or my box anytime ;)

Signed with a :kiss:

Minx.
 
To Whom It May Concern:

I'd really like my wallet back that you stole yesterday. It only had ten dollars in it, I mean surely you weren't so desperate to have ten dollars back. Also, I cancelled all my credit cards. If you could, would you mind telling me what in the fuck you're going to do with a student id with MY picture on it. Do you look like me? That's what has me really curious.

Please return it to the campus police!

Thank you,

~Inserts her real name here~
 
Dear -.

You know what? I'm taking your advice.

I'll stop worrying about trying to be happy. I'll be content with what I have. I'll give up on trying to find what makes me happy, because its not important and there's far more to worry about.

I'll try to make better goals. Set a more adamant deadline. I better get working, since its only 17 years to 45. With my family history, I doubt I'll make it past that.

I'll stop being so emotional over stupid things. I'm sorry I cried over my gram at work. I'm sorry I got so upset when you told me I couldn't keep the job I'd grown to love. I'm sorry I got angry about being ignored, then even more when I was told it was my own fault. I won't do that anymore.

You told me to focus more on my family than worrying about work. You made it sound like demoting me was supposed to make everything better. Hey, you're right. My hubby and I talk so much more now- if you count fighting and screaming over money. So thanks! This is GREAT! Know what's even better? Finding out he won't fix your car, not because it costs more money but would be evened out by being able to find a job, but because he doesn't want you going out without him knowing! I should be staying home and being Donna Reed! Time to go find some 50's dresses- but it'll have to be on eBay, because that's cheaper and I can't leave the house.

Thanks for showing me all this!
I feel so much better!
-S.
 
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