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Hey scouries & freddie.. How u guys doing? Oh, scurrs, I am disappointed that I'm not on your list of faves! I know I haven't been around much lately with my schoolwork, writing work, and now packing to move. fun. fun. But, seriously, did you forget about me so soon?

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Not like I've written much lately either… I don't take time for my creative pursuits nearly enough these days. I have some recent artwork posted on facebook though. What have you guys been up to?


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You are so sexy I had to put your picture up twice!! NO, THREE TIMES!!! And I’m going to definitely put you on my list of FAVORITES a.s.a.p. Once I figure out how to do it…

I hope you didn’t post my long awaited LadyF painting on FACEBOOK. In fact, since you’re packing, why not pack that one separately and put my name on it and mail it down.

Has your daughter left for College? Are you alone? Awaiting your scourian dream?

And hey, don't worry about this NANO thing. Where it's at these days is the A.I.R. CONTESTS.

Moving? Down here? You’re definitely a beach babe and I believe it’s about time you graced South Beach with your bikini (or monokini) clad body. Hey, I’ll even show you around.​



[size=+2]james r scouries esq.[/size]
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner, MILLION SELLER,
Author of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story on LITEROTICA
 
[SIZE=+4]Welcome to ScouriesFantasyWorld[/SIZE]

Where Scouries ego is the one and only thing that counts.

Grand_High_Poobah aka Gabby aka Gabrielle L. is one of scouries many alt. So he's inviting you to his fantasy world as one of his fantasies. Scouries logic always amazes me. :rolleyes:
 
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Oh, no... I am not moving to Florida. My dad is always trying to talk me into moving down there, but Florida's not my thing. I'm half Irish and half Scottish, scurrs. The beach is not my friend.

Autumn in the mountains is my ideal environment. I'm staying here in PA.. though I miss New England.

My daughter is away at college. My sons are still here. My fiance is in Afghaniraq or Iraqistan.. one of those. He thought he was gonna be coming home.. was back in the states.. then they deployed him again. summovabitch! Not cool, so who knows how long until his return.

Scurrs, I would be more than happy to ship your painting to you, but I told you that the bank would not cash the check written in crayon. Also, I need a slightly more detailed address than "between Gabby's thighs."
 
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I love fur. Raccoon and coyote is a nice fur for men. Sheared beaver is very warm. I don't care much for muskrat.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/ce/Charlottenburg_muskrat.jpg
muskrat

http://hosted.met-art.com/met-art_om_64_117//full/met-art_om_64_5.jpg
sheared beaver

Good choice [size=+2]Freddie!!![/size]

[size=+2]james r scouries esq.[/size]
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner, MILLION SELLER,
Author of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story on LITEROTICA

I'm laughing my ass off. I was too busy looking at the shaved beaver to see the real beaver. You are pure genius. Thank you for the laugh.
 
arrived at Dolphin Stadium

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Oh, no... I am not moving to Florida. My dad is always trying to talk me into moving down there, but Florida's not my thing. I'm half Irish and half Scottish, scurrs. The beach is not my friend.

Scurrs, I would be more than happy to ship your painting to you, but I told you that the bank would not cash the check written in crayon. Also, I need a slightly more detailed address than "between Gabby's thighs."


Weren’t you ever told that “Daddy Knows Best”?

Irish? Scottish? Those people flock to Miami Beach every Winter. There are Scottish Festivals every second week. A bloody bagpipe on every corner… Hell, I’d even put a kilt on for you…

http://pribek.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/bagpipe.jpg

And the Irish? Sheee-it! More fake Irish bars down here than there are Cuban ones.

PA? Just add two esses and you’ll know exactly what I think of that state. They have more car junkyards up there than they have schools.

Gabby is pretty famous! If the U.S.PO can find Santa they can find Gabby’s thighs…

jrs esq
 

Expecting the worst, I'm hoping for the best. Yet, in looking at all the teams in the NFL, there aren't any super team standouts this year. I'm waiting for one or two teams to step up and take over. Miami has a good time, a better team than the Patriots this year and they have better looking cheerleaders, too.

I've always said to myself, "Self a football team is only as good as it's cheerleaders."

You wouldn't by chance have a graphic of Miami's cheerleaders, would you? If you put them side by side with the Patriots' cheerleaders, it's like putting a photo of women who shop on Rodeo Drive and women who shop at Wal-Mart.

All I can say is...wait until next year (lol).
 
Sorry, that was all my fault.

I was so busy going on about how better Miami's cheerleaders are than the Patroit's cheerleaders, probably because it's so damn cold in Foxboro, that I forgot to warn you about the Patriots special teams (lol).

Wasn't that a GREAT game? I don't know about you, being that you live in Miami (lol), but I thoroughly enjoyed it.

Hey, all I can say to you Jim is...better luck next year (lmao).

Hey, maybe Chad should take a job as a cheerleader. What do you think?
 
Chad may have played like a cheerleader but he certainly doesn't look like one. I must say I was pretty dubious about the guy right from the start - you can never trust these Michigan people...

Looks like your boys got their asses handed to them last night. You'd know all about that wouldn't you?

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4111/5054749715_fcc4c3afcf_o_d.jpg

Go ahead and insult the Lions, too. Everyone else does. They suck. No big surprise there.



Oh and I see now why you love the Dolphins so much:

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4103/5054749599_ace792e712_o_d.jpg

Goes back to that whole Scouries QUEEN FOR A DAY thing, huh?

...at least we do have excelllant cheerleaders... I'm planning on hiring them to perform at the 1000+ Club Annuual Banquet in February...

Like they'd give a panty-waist like you the time of day at your make-believe banquet. Although, maybe you could get some fashion tips from them for the whole Scouries QUEEN FOR A DAY THING.

Oh and by the way, it's excellent, not excelllant, you twit.


Yeah, if you're a lawyer, then I'm a Supreme Court Justice.
 
Expecting the worst, I'm hoping for the best. Yet, in looking at all the teams in the NFL, there aren't any super team standouts this year. I'm waiting for one or two teams to step up and take over. Miami has a good time, a better team than the Patriots this year and they have better looking cheerleaders, too.

I've always said to myself, "Self a football team is only as good as it's cheerleaders."

You wouldn't by chance have a graphic of Miami's cheerleaders, would you? If you put them side by side with the Patriots' cheerleaders, it's like putting a photo of women who shop on Rodeo Drive and women who shop at Wal-Mart.

Oh come on, Freddie. You can't discount the Lions! I mean, they're having such a banner season! *snerk*

All I can say is...wait until next year (lol).

Yeah, Lions fans say the same thing and they see the same thing every year. Thankfully, I'm not a Lions fan.
 
is she talking about our freddie?

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Are you a scurries sychophant, or are you your own man? From here, it really looks like you're wearing the badge of sychophancy. Lit doesn't expect "loyalty" and doesn't turn on you when you post at other sites or disagree publicly with its management. Scurries, on the other hand, does attack those he considers "traitors" to his cause. You always agree with him, cheer him on, and generally act like his personal yes-man. Why is that? Why is he worthy of your loyalty? Because Lit's voting structure isn't the best? Contests are problematic? You're not getting paid?

I must say that the post the above quote was taken from (Post #513 on the dixielee SCOURIES tribute thread) sets a new low even for miss muffin.

I have to assume she has no idea of the definition of the word sycophant (she can’t spell it for starters). I suggest ma’am you look in the mirror before you use the term again.

Sycophant: n. A servile self-seeker who attempts to win favor by flattering influential people.


Here’s some of what Wikipedia says about sycophancy:

Sycophancy means: Obsequious flattery; servility.

Alternative phrases are often used such as:
• apple-polishing
• ass kissing
• ass licking
• bootlicker
• brown nosing
• crawler
• fawning
• flunky
• groveling
• hanger-on
• kowtowing
• lackey
• lickspittle
• sucking up
• toady
• yes man

http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/Assets/sycophant.jpg
freddie?

As to my friend [size=+2]freddie :D
: there are a lot of terms one could use to describe him but “sycophant” certainly isn’t one of them. Just the opposite in fact.

Whether you like him or hate him BOSTONFICTIONWRITER is his own man.

Okay he is a commie which isn’t good. And an accountant and everyone knows about those guys. And he only showers once a week. And ...​
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[size=+2]james r scouries esq.[/size]
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner, MILLION SELLER,
Author of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story on LITEROTICA
 
Playground? This doesn't sound like play...

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There are other parts of the bulletin boards beyond your itty bitty little set of interests, scurries. It just means that she's a regular at the Playground. Look around, you will eventually find it. It's one of those bastions of readers that have no clue who you are, along with the rest of the known universe.

Okay I found it! It’s hidden under LITEROTICA PERSONALS if anyone else is looking for it. Wasn’t sure what it was all about so I clicked open the one STICKY THREAD that was there. Moderated by someone called LadyG (surely not that lady g?). Looked okay until I scrolled down the sticky. Then I got to posts number 14, 15 and 16. Looks like they have the same problems every other forum has. Some real bitterness and anger.

I wonder how you could blame this one on little old me miss muffin?

And quite frankly it doesn’t look like a “bastion of readers”, more like a bastion of posters. So before you give me any more of your muffin attitude, please check before posting.

post 14 liz This is just my two cents....I think people that enjoy the playground venue appreciate 'manners'. I feel it's an unwritten rule that when we post our opinions on a topic and someone doesn't agree, hopefully you can 'agree to disagree' and move on so-to-speak.

For instance, on the General Board I expect to be called a "fat ugly cunt" if I post something that someone doesn't agree with (yes, this has happened. oh well ) But not here in the playground! One person can ruin a whole thread for several others...that has been very clear the last weeks/months...


Playgrounders....do we NOT want to raise the bar and have some stricter rules enforced? Even if it is just for us? There are good and decent people that are leaving because of all this shitty drama.

Again, this is just my two cents. I'd like to thing that someone agrees...just a little? LOL

And I don't doubt that some people will want to express how they feel here openly, except guess what? They are afraid of being flamed. Ironic, isn't it? For a long time, I felt this way too...or felt it wasn't worth the effort cause I was only one person.

*climbs off her soapbox
Have fun and be well,
Liz


Post #16Ex Mod I have returned to Lit to simply respond to the above two posts (I was alerted to them by a friend who saw them)

In my very short "tenure" as a mod here, I very much wanted the PG to not become a GB Lite and for people to behave "responsibly". For those that did not, it would have been nice for some sort of "ultimate" solution to be in place if they did not stop the unwanted behavior after being asked repeatedly. Unfortunately, nothing would happen. Emails to the owners went unanswered. This is not a new phenomena... many people have never heard back. Violations in the avatars would go uncorrected. In short, we had very little or prompt support from the owners. Mods cannot even really "delete" anyway, they can only remove a post or thread to a special queue where it is then ultimately reviewed by the owners and then deleted or restored. Mods have very, very few powers at Lit. As I have said before, at Lit you have way more "free speech" rights then you have in the real world... and I would imagine that is why some people come here... to behave in a fashion that would earn them a sanction in the real world.
The bottom line is that short of violations of the above rule posted by LadyG and the few other things like being an identifiable "minor", you can behave anyway you want... (see below), even if the "target" is a moderator. And of course, if you don't like it, then you can use the "ignore" feature or choose to leave as I have done... along with others apparently. So far there is no indication that this will change despite many voicing their discontent.

From the Forum Guidelines -
"Anything else goes. You may post whatever you like. Consequently, so can everyone else. The administrators here don't believe they are anyone's parents nor are they anyone's Jiminy Cricket. It's not their responsibility to make sure that everyone on the site uses free speech responsibly. It's up to individual users to be responsible for themselves. For those who are not, the programmers at Jelsoft have added an ignore function for your convenience. Just go here and add the user you don't want to deal with anymore."


[size=+2]james r scouries esq.[/size]
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner, MILLION SELLER,
Author of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story on LITEROTICA
 
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I can spew smut words across a screen for hours, but that doesn't make a story. It just means that I'm writing like Samuel X. Stopping and thinking about what's going to happen is a sign of a good writer

I despair of you aligning yourself with scouries, who is anti-Literotica. You've conspicuously allied yourself with a person who actively works against Lit, why does it shock and anger you that people view you in the same light? It's one thing to have your own opinions and be independent of the site. It's quite another thing to attempt to subvert the general public and align them against the site owners to further one's own ends, like scurries does.


Look honey, I don’t like you and you don’t like me. That’s just life. We’re both adults and I’m sure we can both live with it. The easiest solution would be for you to stop following me around like you’ve been doing for the past few years. As others will tell you I don’t chase after people who leave me alone.

But if you come to my house with that terrible attitude I promise you I’ll continue to kick your ass.

Scouries anti-LITEROTICA? C’mon young lady!

BE HONEST FOR ONCE.

The bottom line is that you haven’t posted a story on LITEROTICA since 2004! Over 6 Llong years ago! Instead you’ve spend your time attacking those who are among the greatest contributors to the site, people like SamuelX, BOSTONFICTIONWRITER and of course yours truly.

It sounds to me that you’d like to ban all writers who actually submit stories to the site. Somehow contributing authors are “anti-LITEROTICA” in your bizarre view of the world while non authors who spend their days posting drivel are “pro-LITEROTICA”.

Perhaps that makes sense in your muffinesque view of LITEROTICA but it doesn’t to any sane observer.

Before you forget: LITEROTICA is an erotic story site whose existence is defined by the stories that hard working authors post to the site and the millions of readers who come to read these posted works.

And while you have been contributing nothing but criticism over the past 5 years I have posted over 75 stories (some 60+ are still up) and have drawn about 20,000,000 readers. Readers who have posted over 100,000 votes.

And even as I’ve produced this incredible body of work, in spite of mealy mouthed little gnats like yourself, I’ve selflessly worked to improve the site in my spare time as a thank you the opportunities the site gave me

I think it's time for you to move on...

[size=+2]james r scouries esq.[/size]
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner, MILLION SELLER,
Author of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story on LITEROTICA
 
I have to assume she has no idea of the definition of the word sycophant (she can’t spell it for starters). I suggest ma’am you look in the mirror before you use the term again.

Sycophant: n. A servile self-seeker who attempts to win favor by flattering influential people.

You learned how to use a dictionary! Funny though about you pointing out someone else's spelling errors when you can't spell independent and excellent correctly (just to name two words you've misspelled in the last few weeks)

Oh yeah, those who can't do teach, right? :rolleyes:

And I'd say KM hit the mark with her use of the word sycophant. So what if she misspelled it? Still got the point across.
 
Don't Despair!!

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I can spew smut words across a screen for hours, but that doesn't make a story. It just means that I'm writing like Samuel X. Stopping and thinking about what's going to happen is a sign of a good writer

I despair of you aligning yourself with scouries, who is anti-Literotica. You've conspicuously allied yourself with a person who actively works against Lit, why does it shock and anger you that people view you in the same light? It's one thing to have your own opinions and be independent of the site. It's quite another thing to attempt to subvert the general public and align them against the site owners to further one's own ends, like scurries does.


Look honey, I don’t like you and you don’t like me. That’s just life. We’re both adults and I’m sure we can both live with it. The easiest solution would be for you to stop following me around like you’ve been doing for the past few years. As others will tell you I don’t chase after people who leave me alone.

But if you come to my house with that terrible attitude I promise you I’ll continue to kick your ass.

Scouries anti-LITEROTICA? C’mon young lady!

BE HONEST FOR ONCE.

The bottom line is that you haven’t posted a story on LITEROTICA since 2004! Over 6 Llong years ago! Instead you’ve spend your time attacking those who are among the greatest contributors to the site, people like SamuelX, BOSTONFICTIONWRITER and of course yours truly.

It sounds to me that you’d like to ban all writers who actually submit stories to the site. Somehow contributing authors are “anti-LITEROTICA” in your bizarre view of the world while non authors who spend their days posting drivel are “pro-LITEROTICA”.

Perhaps that makes sense in your muffinesque view of LITEROTICA but it doesn’t to any sane observer.

Before you forget: LITEROTICA is an erotic story site whose existence is defined by the stories that hard working authors post to the site and the millions of readers who come to read these posted works.

And while you have been contributing nothing but criticism over the past 5 years I have posted over 75 stories (some 60+ are still up) and have drawn about 20,000,000 readers. Readers who have posted over 100,000 votes.

And even as I’ve produced this incredible body of work, in spite of mealy mouthed little gnats like yourself, I’ve selflessly worked to improve the site in my spare time as a thank you the opportunities the site gave me

I think it's time for you to move on...

[size=+2]james r scouries esq.[/size]
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner, MILLION SELLER,
Author of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story on LITEROTICA

Fascinating, interesting. I had to go read some of the named authors here. I read something Samuel X wrote and I was blown away by his .. style, wow! Formulaic, no attempt to really include an accent even though his women are as diverse as New York's Times Square... I noticed NO spelling or punctuation errors. Yet he gets low scores and keeps writing more. Well, good for him, I found it atrocious. I will probably never, ever, ever go back to check it out, because I didn't like it enough to go back. Also the self-aggrandizing is kinda funny.

Before that, I read Mr. Scouries' highest rated work, and was not surprised to see signs that it was unpolished. Still, there was some effort and a few laughs and quips that I envied, my stuff is pitifully devoid of jokes. Okay so unlike Samuel X I got exactly what I came for. Um, eventually. After the maddeningly hard to follow dialogue about university, shopping (which I skipped), and how for no apparent reason other than a big dick and bookish professor lifestyle, this guy's niece and daughter are both dying to be deflowered by him.

When the characters say and do things that make no sense, the reader is forced to suspend his disbelief on behalf of the author. And to some degree we might expect that shortfall in smut. Not so much in literature.

And I'll be the first to say my work is unpolished. I have errors. The goal to really be great is to put out stories that on the whole make the reader very very satisfied so he rubs one out.

I gotta hand it to him though, Scouries does provide heaps of entertainment in these threads. There is art to his antagonistic gall. I mean, I laughed out loud when he asked that we not quote anyone on his ignore list when in his threads. HA! I'm still chuckling over that gem. Admit it, the shit is funny. And it's self-deprecating self-aggrandizing humor to boot! Scouries is riffing on these threads bigtime, with his unmitigated arrogance.

So is scouries really is at all that harmful? I don't mind the naked pics he posts either.:devil: I've CERTAINLY read better on Lit.. And.. miss iwannatouchem buns, I hope that your despair was short lived. What.. what did he ever do that was so bad, I wonder?:confused:
 
Fascinating, interesting. I had to go read some of the named authors here. I read something Samuel X wrote and I was blown away by his .. style, wow! Formulaic, no attempt to really include an accent even though his women are as diverse as New York's Times Square... I noticed NO spelling or punctuation errors. Yet he gets low scores and keeps writing more. Well, good for him, I found it atrocious. I will probably never, ever, ever go back to check it out, because I didn't like it enough to go back. Also the self-aggrandizing is kinda funny.

Before that, I read Mr. Scouries' highest rated work, and was not surprised to see signs that it was unpolished. Still, there was some effort and a few laughs and quips that I envied, my stuff is pitifully devoid of jokes. Okay so unlike Samuel X I got exactly what I came for. Um, eventually. After the maddeningly hard to follow dialogue about university, shopping (which I skipped), and how for no apparent reason other than a big dick and bookish professor lifestyle, this guy's niece and daughter are both dying to be deflowered by him.

When the characters say and do things that make no sense, the reader is forced to suspend his disbelief on behalf of the author. And to some degree we might expect that shortfall in smut. Not so much in literature.

And I'll be the first to say my work is unpolished. I have errors. The goal to really be great is to put out stories that on the whole make the reader very very satisfied so he rubs one out.

I gotta hand it to him though, Scouries does provide heaps of entertainment in these threads. There is art to his antagonistic gall. I mean, I laughed out loud when he asked that we not quote anyone on his ignore list when in his threads. HA! I'm still chuckling over that gem. Admit it, the shit is funny. And it's self-deprecating self-aggrandizing humor to boot! Scouries is riffing on these threads bigtime, with his unmitigated arrogance.

So is scouries really is at all that harmful? I don't mind the naked pics he posts either.:devil: I've CERTAINLY read better on Lit.. And.. miss iwannatouchem buns, I hope that your despair was short lived. What.. what did he ever do that was so bad, I wonder?:confused:

Where to start, now there is the question. Accusing everyone who has ever won a contest of cheating. Accusing the AH and now the owners of this site of fixing the contests. Making up fake lists and trying to pass them off as Lit lists. Making up a fake contest so he can win something, even if it's his own fake contest. Being an asshole in general to everyone who calls him on his bullshit.

Causing an author to pull all his stories off lit because he didn't want to be on one of scouries list. He didn't want his name to be used to farther scouries bullshit lists.

Now, if you go back to the first of this thread, you'll find bigotry, bias toward women in general, racist remarks and his hatred of the AH and his vow to bring it and Lit down.

Is that enough for you, because there is much more. This is just the highlights.
 
an observation

I don't have time to read over 100 pages of posts, so I am a little vague on the background, but it appears to a disinterested viewer of this Hatfields v. McCoys exhibition that folks on this thread take themselves way too seriously.

Wet_special is excepted from this post.

Isn't anyone else here to have fun?
 
I don't have time to read over 100 pages of posts, so I am a little vague on the background, but it appears to a disinterested viewer of this Hatfields v. McCoys exhibition that folks on this thread take themselves way too seriously.

Wet_special is excepted from this post.

Isn't anyone else here to have fun?

Fun? Scouries threads aren't about fun. They are about his ego and hatred of all things that do not stroke that ego the way he thinks they should.

Maybe you do need to read back a ways to actually understand this.
 
I don't have time to read over 100 pages of posts, so I am a little vague on the background, but it appears to a disinterested viewer of this Hatfields v. McCoys exhibition that folks on this thread take themselves way too seriously.

Wet_special is excepted from this post.

Isn't anyone else here to have fun?

Every one of Scouries threads and posts are tongue firmly planted in cheek fun.

The man is a genius. I love reading whatever he writes because he makes me laugh with his words and with his graphics.

Then, there's the information that he gives about so many writers. No other writer on this site gives as much back than Scouries.

Then, we have TxRad who cannot stay away and must post his red disclaimer. Obviously, the man or woman is jealous of Scouries talent and genius.

No other writer in Literotica's history has amassed as many hits on his stories in such a short time, as has Scouries.

TxRad needs to start his own thread or just get a life or just permanently stay away. No one likes him or her. There's something serious wrong with the man or woman. I wish Literotica would ban him from posting here.

He does nothing for this site but weigh it down with his negative hate for other writers.

 
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