I'm Not Looking for an Asshat PYL to Make My College Football Picks...

[DeepGreenEyes]

...but sometimes I look anyway. In the end though, I just fucking hate people. My question is, how do I tell my boyfriend?

 

[VelvetSin]

...but sometimes I look anyway. In the end though, I just fucking hate people. My question is, how do I tell my boyfriend?

You should wait until the best play of the game is happening, then communicate, communicate, communicate!

 

[the captians wench]

You should wait until the best play of the game is happening, then communicate, communicate, communicate!

No no no! You can't communicate something this important durring the throws of passion of a great play! That is not the time for this kind of conversation. This kind of nagotiation should take place before the coin toss. *nods wisely*

 

[graceanne]

*wipes tea off screen*

*glares*

 

[the captians wench]

*wipes tea off screen*

*glares*

*innocent looking eye bat*

 

[ImOnIt]

My question is as follows: Can YOU take a rainbow coloured, tassel whirling, light projecting, resin cast replica of a secret ethnicity dong, and provide the latitude and longitude of the country from which said object was cast? All by touch?

 

[unregistered]

 

[graceanne]

Oh! I used to commit this offense frequently. I really had no idea how much I was bothering my husband early in our marriage until he finally asked me to please stop initiating serious conversations during key game moments. Now it's just funny.

DGE: Thanks for making me laugh! Again!

...oh the ideas . . . .

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

PM I just got:

Asshat: Hey slut. I'm going 2 make yer college football pics 4 u. Submit yer picks to me and give me yer laptop.

Me: I'm not looking for an Asshat PYL to make my college football picks.

Asshat: Bow down before you're ulminate LORD and MASTER!!!! I will fucking own you're picks!

Me: ...but sometimes I do look anyway.

Asshat: Do u cam? cause the ulminate LORD and MASTER wants to tell u what picks to make while u hold up ur laptop.

Me: I fucking hate people.

Asshat: How about I pick you're NFL games, then?

 

[VelvetSin]

No no no! You can't communicate something this important durring the throws of passion of a great play! That is not the time for this kind of conversation. This kind of nagotiation should take place before the coin toss. *nods wisely*

Oops! I guess you're right.

Alternatively, after a nightcap and a fitness Dom session, you could try to explain the dilemma in 5 BDSM words or sing him whatever song is in your head.

(Thank you for the thread!)

 

[VelvetSin]

PM I just got:

Asshat: Hey slut. I'm going 2 make yer college football pics 4 u. Submit yer picks to me and give me yer laptop.

Me: I'm not looking for an Asshat PYL to make my college football picks.

Asshat: Bow down before you're ulminate LORD and MASTER!!!! I will fucking own you're picks!

Me: ...but sometimes I do look anyway.

Asshat: Do u cam? cause the ulminate LORD and MASTER wants to tell u what picks to make while u hold up ur laptop.

Me: I fucking hate people.

Asshat: How about I pick you're NFL games, then?

Tell your boyfriend.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

You should wait until the best play of the game is happening, then communicate, communicate, communicate!

Communicate and communism look suspiciously similar to me, buddy. Also, commeleon, that lizard that changes color.

No no no! You can't communicate something this important durring the throws of passion of a great play! That is not the time for this kind of conversation. This kind of nagotiation should take place before the coin toss. *nods wisely*

So it is written.

My question is as follows: Can YOU take a rainbow coloured, tassel whirling, light projecting, resin cast replica of a secret ethnicity dong, and provide the latitude and longitude of the country from which said object was cast? All by touch?

I think so, yes. I was raised by feral dildos in the mountains. Wait. Is this a trick question?

Oh! I used to commit this offense frequently. I really had no idea how much I was bothering my husband early in our marriage until he finally asked me to please stop initiating serious conversations during key game moments. Now it's just funny.

DGE: Thanks for making me laugh! Again!

PBtoherJ: "HOW CAN YOU FUCKING DROP THAT PASS??!! ON THE WINNING DRIVE??? JEEEZ!!"

JtohisPB: "Do you think an increased gas tax would encourage conservation and the development of alternative fuels while funding mass transit, or is it simply a tax on those who can least afford to pay?"

...oh the ideas . . . .

I assume this doesn't involve cookies or tea...although is spewing involved?

Tell your boyfriend.

My boyfriend was banished from this site for being a bearded troll, and for ripping my heart out and leaving me crying in the fetal position in that hotel in Memphis. That was the last time i could trust any Asshat to make my college football picks, and when I began fucking hating people.

 

[midwestyankee]

My boyfriend was banished from this site for being a bearded troll, and for ripping my heart out and leaving me crying in the fetal position in that hotel in Memphis. That was the last time i could trust any Asshat to make my college football picks, and when I began fucking hating people.

Start fucking loving people...soon you will forget your boyfriend in a whirlwind of 12-verse sessions of Kumbaya.

And forget that Canadian Elvis. He. Has. Left. The. Building.

 

[chy_girl]

DGE, you really need to come visit some time so I can buy you a beer...

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Start fucking loving people...soon you will forget your boyfriend in a whirlwind of 12-verse sessions of Kumbaya.

And forget that Canadian Elvis. He. Has. Left. The. Building.

How about BLoved singing Kumbaya while reading the manifesto? Come back, BLoved! Come back! MidwestYankee has told me that he'll give you his account as an alt!

DGE, you really need to come visit some time so I can buy you a beer...

I shall. We can sit across the table from each other with laptops and PM.

 

[midwestyankee]

How about BLoved singing Kumbaya while reading the manifesto? Come back, BLoved! Come back! MidwestYankee has told me that he'll give you his account as an alt!

~smiles~

 

[sb2009]

I shall. We can sit across the table from each other with laptops and PM.

BWHAHAHA and this is why DGE is on my "five people you want to have dinner with" list. I imagine (and I am probably way off) that he can drink a lot of wine and still be coherant, but he will tend to wave his arms a bit, and stare directly in someone's eyes while makeing an absurd statement, daring them to deny the truth of his words....

 

[chy_girl]

I shall. We can sit across the table from each other with laptops and PM.

*snort*
If that's the case, it better be IM or texting. It's incredibly rude to not use real-time messaging when your in the same room as someone... Seriously - That'd PMing across the table would be like emailing across the table. Very uncouth.

~smiles~

It's very hard to explain certain levels of sudden laughter to a 15 year old. Especially when the explanation involves BDSM.

BWHAHAHA and this is why DGE is on my "five people you want to have dinner with" list. I imagine (and I am probably way off) that he can drink a lot of wine and still be coherant, but he will tend to wave his arms a bit, and stare directly in someone's eyes while makeing an absurd statement, daring them to deny the truth of his words....

Exactly. Very, very exactly.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

~smiles~

Is that really...You?

BWHAHAHA and this is why DGE is on my "five people you want to have dinner with" list. I imagine (and I am probably way off) that he can drink a lot of wine and still be coherant, but he will tend to wave his arms a bit, and stare directly in someone's eyes while makeing an absurd statement, daring them to deny the truth of his words....

Oh yeah! Dinner with me. We'll start with Fruity Pebbles, prepared by your server at your table. Then on to the ziti Hot Pocket and grain alcohol while I talk endlessly about my vintage collection of vintage "Don't Break the Ice" game hammers:

http://www.financialsensearchive.com/Market/goldberg/2005/images/0414game.jpg

It'll be a night to remember!

*snort*
If that's the case, it better be IM or texting. It's incredibly rude to not use real-time messaging when your in the same room as someone... Seriously - That'd PMing across the table would be like emailing across the table. Very uncouth.

Well, okay. How about we converse using the dorkiest bluetooth earpieces we can find, as we sip?

 

[midwestyankee]

Is that really...You?

I'll be posting the seventeenth chapter of my manifesto on the dangers of casual cheese within the week. You shall know me by my logic.

~smiles~

 

[notalwaysweak]

As long as we can have tea and cookies in the subbie pillow fort while the Doms are outside discussing how to give us lessons without us knowing aaaanything about what's going on, I guess it's okay if we watch the football.

And by 'watch the football' I mean of course the AFL Grand Final rematch, because our country can't agree on politics and can't agree on football and can't agree on whether it's meant to be hot or cold in the middle of spring.

Damn this indecisive country!

 

[chy_girl]

Well, okay. How about we converse using the dorkiest bluetooth earpieces we can find, as we sip?

I don't have a bluetooth, let alone know how to use one... We might have to go all stone age and actually *dramatic gasp* talk...

As long as we can have tea and cookies in the subbie pillow fort while the Doms are outside discussing how to give us lessons without us knowing aaaanything about what's going on, I guess it's okay if we watch the football.

*snip*

Can I vote for watching soccer instead?

It's way more interesting and doesn't stop every three seconds so people can yell about number such and such getting tackled. Again. For the 37th time in the last 10 minutes.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

I'll be posting the seventeenth chapter of my manifesto on the dangers of casual cheese within the week. You shall know me by my logic.

~smiles~

Oh, goodie.

As long as we can have tea and cookies in the subbie pillow fort while the Doms are outside discussing how to give us lessons without us knowing aaaanything about what's going on, I guess it's okay if we watch the football.

And by 'watch the football' I mean of course the AFL Grand Final rematch, because our country can't agree on politics and can't agree on football and can't agree on whether it's meant to be hot or cold in the middle of spring.

Damn this indecisive country!

Can I vote for watching soccer instead?

It's way more interesting and doesn't stop every three seconds so people can yell about number such and such getting tackled. Again. For the 37th time in the last 10 minutes.

(American) Football. (Australian) Football. (What everyone else calls) Football.

We really need to rethink this term.

I don't have a bluetooth, let alone know how to use one... We might have to go all stone age and actually *dramatic gasp* talk...

Yegods, woman. Get thee back to the stone age.

 

[Lizzie_Borden]

As long as we can have tea and cookies in the subbie pillow fort while the Doms are outside discussing how to give us lessons without us knowing aaaanything about what's going on, I guess it's okay if we watch the football.

And by 'watch the football' I mean of course the AFL Grand Final rematch, because our country can't agree on politics and can't agree on football and can't agree on whether it's meant to be hot or cold in the middle of spring.

Damn this indecisive country!

Win!.