The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

[Handley_Page]

and the tiger looses it in the rough.

I put in a good walk, ruined...

by hoards of seekers of the magic golf ball. . .


I put in the Thunderclap that Zapped my ADSL modem/router and caused hours of problems thereafter.

 

[Austin8]

by hoards of seekers of the magic golf ball. . .


I put in the Thunderclap that Zapped my ADSL modem/router and caused hours of problems thereafter.

and you get a song: Dazed and Confused

I put in an old pair of running shoes

 

[xOxCherryxOx]

and you get a song: Dazed and Confused

I put in an old pair of running shoes

and no matter how fast you run you can't outrun reality.

I put in a huge check of reality, unwanted...

 

[Austin8]

and no matter how fast you run you can't outrun reality.

I put in a huge check of reality, unwanted...

yes I can, lol, Hi Cherry! Hug!

and I reject your reality and substitute my own

 

[xOxCherryxOx]

yes I can, lol, Hi Cherry! Hug!

and I reject your reality and substitute my own

lol no you can't! Hi Austin *hugs*

I put in a free pass..this time

 

[Austin8]

lol no you can't! Hi Austin *hugs*

I put in a free pass..this time

come run with me, we can run like Forrest.

I put in a gentle kick in the ass to get you started

 

[xOxCherryxOx]

come run with me, we can run like Forrest.

I put in a gentle kick in the ass to get you started

Run Forrest Runnnnn!

rubs my ass.. as if it hasn't been kicked enough for one day sighs

I put in 2 bottles of Gatorade for quenching a thirst..

 

[Austin8]

Run Forrest Runnnnn!

rubs my ass.. as if it hasn't been kicked enough for one day sighs

I put in 2 bottles of Gatorade for quenching a thirst..

awww, hug! are you ok?

I put in a Florida Gators jersey circa 1965, signed by Ray Graves

 

[xOxCherryxOx]

awww, hug! are you ok?

I put in a Florida Gators jersey circa 1965, signed by Ray Graves

I've been better. Just an awful day :-/ hugs

and I put it on Ebay in hopes it sells for enough I can buy some Louboutin's.

I put in a shopping spree..

 

[kimbalee]

I've been better. Just an awful day :-/ hugs

and I put it on Ebay in hopes it sells for enough I can buy some Louboutin's.

I put in a shopping spree..

and I got everything I have always wanted and more! thanks!

I put in a few extra things that made their way into my cart, to share with you...

 

[Handley_Page]

and I got everything I have always wanted and more! thanks!

I put in a few extra things that made their way into my cart, to share with you...

and they get lost in transit.

I put in a blasted ADSL Modem/Router (lightning damage, I fear).

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and they get lost in transit.

I put in a blasted ADSL Modem/Router (lightning damage, I fear).

and it gets Rerouted into LADS.

I put in a Lass or two...

 

[Austin8]

and it gets Rerouted into LADS.

I put in a Lass or two...

and they get redirected into Wales

I put in a birch bark torch

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and they get redirected into Wales

I put in a birch bark torch

and, that reminds me of hot Dr. Pepper.

I put in a coke with an aspirin.

 

[ravi64]

and, that reminds me of hot Dr. Pepper.

I put in a coke with an aspirin.

that reminds me of a kick

I put in a flavored rubber

 

[YoursSINSerely]

that reminds me of a kick

I put in a flavored rubber

and, I wonder why they bothered to do that.

I put in a tube of raspberry flavored lip gloss.

 

[ravi64]

and, I wonder why they bothered to do that.

I put in a tube of raspberry flavored lip gloss.

i put in a lick before i put in something bigger

i put in a caress lower down

 

[YoursSINSerely]

i put in a lick before i put in something bigger

i put in a caress lower down

and, it must be the G69 button that is now dispensing feelings from the vending machine instead of products.

I put in toy.

 

[ravi64]

and, it must be the G69 button that is now dispensing feelings from the vending machine instead of products.

I put in toy.

i switch on the toy

i put in a cuddle

 

[Austin8]

i switch on the toy

i put in a cuddle

and the aliens think your cute, 4 green forked tongues are better than one

I put in a nut pick

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and the aliens think your cute, 4 green forked tongues are better than one

I put in a nut pick

and you don't miss a bit of the prairie oyster.

I put in a pair of polished walnuts...

 

[Austin8]

and you don't miss a bit of the prairie oyster.

I put in a pair of polished walnuts...

and they fit the crack, but how do you attach the runner?

I put in a frayed daisy chain

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and they fit the crack, but how do you attach the runner?

I put in a frayed daisy chain

and Daisy escapes again.

I put in five fathoms of half-inch hawser...

 

[Austin8]

and Daisy escapes again.

I put in five fathoms of half-inch hawser...

but the monkey fist is too lite

I put in a gri-gri

 

[Tio_Narratore]

but the monkey fist is too lite

I put in a gri-gri

and get quite a jolt when the belay is delayed.

I put in a double Carrick bend...