NextTimeWeHaveSex

[xssve]

NextTimeWeHaveSex could you try not drinking beer - in the middle of it?

That would be my ex, and there will be no next time.

 

[Stella_Omega]

She needed the electrolytes?

 

[xssve]

She was in love - just not with me.

 

[TE999]

Parent's photo on the bedroom wall? Ewww!

 

[Handley_Page]

Parent's photo on the bedroom wall? Ewww!

Some (well, many) years ago, I discovered that my old pal and his missus had been making love overseen by an Elvis Presley picture.
Eeeugh !

 

[TE999]

Some (well, many) years ago, I discovered that my old pal and his missus had been making love overseen by an Elvis Presley picture.
Eeeugh !

I hope it wasn't one of those flourescent paintings of Elvis done on black velvet where the eyes followed you around the room. Double ick!!

 

[EmeraldKitten]

I sat there last night way past my bedtime reading stuff on that site...
I have never laughed so hard in my life.
it!

 

[3113]

This one's my fave: "NextTimeWeHaveSex I’ll make sure it's you and not your twin brother."



And what's wrong with Spiderman sheets?

 

[TxRad]

This one's my fave: "NextTimeWeHaveSex I’ll make sure it's you and not your twin brother."



And what's wrong with Spiderman sheets?

Plot bunny!

Spiderman as a Dom using his webs to restrain beautiful women. Might even have a good non-consent plot bunny to go along with it.

 

[SlickTony]

I sat there last night way past my bedtime reading stuff on that site...
I have never laughed so hard in my life.
it!

Heh heh! It is hilarious!