The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

[Tio_Narratore]

and you get a big coffee table book with illustrations by R. Crumb.

I put in an invitation to a fancy-schmancy restaurant for a gourmet meal...

and by the time you get to the plat des fromages you feel more like a gourmand.

I put in two Zantacs and a 3-month gym membership...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and by the time you get to the plat des fromages you feel more like a gourmand.

I put in two Zantacs and a 3-month gym membership...

and, you get a calm, skinny guy out of that.

I put in a treadmilll covered with boxes and dust.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, you get a calm, skinny guy out of that.

I put in a treadmilll covered with boxes and dust.

and it could be in almost any home in the nation.

I put in a riverwalk on a balmy Autumn afternoon...

 

[Handley_Page]

and it could be in almost any home in the nation.

I put in a river walk on a balmy Autumn afternoon...

and you get the dry mushroom spores up your nose making you sneeze violently.

I put in a large glass of Mulled Wine.

 

[Handley_Page]

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[Tio_Narratore]

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and you get told to drink it, not mull over it.

I put in a pint of pumpkin ale...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and you get told to drink it, not mull over it.

I put in a pint of pumpkin ale...

and, it gets chased with a shot of cinnamon hot shots.

I put in a slow roasted acorn squash.

 

[theravenfox]

And all the squirrels pull up a chair.

I put in a chilly night and a warm blanket for two.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

And all the squirrels pull up a chair.

I put in a chilly night and a warm blanket for two.

and, you get a couple of pigs in a blanket for breakfast.

I put in a cup of hot cocoa with marshmallow fluff on the top.

 

[Austin8]

and, you get a couple of pigs in a blanket for breakfast.

I put in a cup of hot cocoa with marshmallow fluff on the top.

and I throw that out and sub in a cup of green tea with lemon

I put in a bowl of hot oatmeal

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and I throw that out and sub in a cup of green tea with lemon

I put in a bowl of hot oatmeal

and, you get a handful of raisins while I'm raisin' a handful.

I put in a rise and shine breakfast in a cozy kitchen cottage.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, you get a handful of raisins while I'm raisin' a handful.

I put in a rise and shine breakfast in a cozy kitchen cottage.

and he serves it to you in bed.

I put in a very-late get-up call on a crisp Autumn morning...

 

[Handley_Page]

and he serves it to you in bed.

I put in a very-late get-up call on a crisp Autumn morning...

because you're tired out from all that fresh air and exercise, I guess.

I put in a load of "cold weather" gear that needs cleaning from last spring.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

because you're tired out from all that fresh air and exercise, I guess.

I put in a load of "cold weather" gear that needs cleaning from last spring.

and the machine says "Fuck it, old man; Go South!!!"

I put in a beachfront cottage in Antibes...

 

[Austin8]

because you're tired out from all that fresh air and exercise, I guess.

I put in a load of "cold weather" gear that needs cleaning from last spring.

I just pulled mine from the box. Actually need to replace some worn items.

I put in a cool, and moist pre Autumn day, <Sept.22 first day of Fall>

 

[Handley_Page]

I put in a beach-front cottage in Antibes...

I put in a cool, and moist pre Autumn day, <Sept.22 first day of Fall>


but soon the clouds clear and you get a good day for Fishing, or something.

I put in an apparel catalogue

 

[Austin8]

I put in a beach-front cottage in Antibes...

I put in a cool, and moist pre Autumn day, <Sept.22 first day of Fall>


but soon the clouds clear and you get a good day for Fishing, or something.

I put in an apparel catalogue

and you get a pre-order for some NorthFace winter gear

I put in some worn out thermal gloves

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and you get a pre-order for some NorthFace winter gear

I put in some worn out thermal gloves

and you get a health department pamphlet about frostbite.

I put in a new pair of German-engineered insulated handschuhs...

 

[Handley_Page]

and you get a pre-order for some NorthFace winter gear

I put in some worn out thermal gloves

which you keep in the car "because they might come in handy, sometime".


I put in an Earth Bonding Tester

 

[Austin8]

which you keep in the car "because they might come in handy, sometime".


I put in an Earth Bonding Tester

Ive never had full on frostbite, but did get frostnip on a climbing trip in Colorado, and I can say without hesitation, it does happen quickly, and painfully.

and Georg Ohm determines you're a well grounded man

I put in a quantum leap

 

[Handley_Page]

Ive never had full on frostbite, but did get frostnip on a climbing trip in Colorado, and I can say without hesitation, it does happen quickly, and painfully.

and Georg Ohm determines you're a well grounded man

I put in a quantum leap

into the white heat of technology. You get burned.

I put in a clear blue sky.

 

[Austin8]

into the white heat of technology. You get burned.

I put in a clear blue sky.

and from up here I can see what's before me

I put in a trip to the used book store, <dogs welcome inside>

 

[Handley_Page]

and from up here I can see what's before me

I put in a trip to the used book store, <dogs welcome inside>

Lends a new thought to the term "Slightly Foxed"; and makes you wonder what the dogs did to the book (shudder).


I put in a hitching rail for 'other' dogs, outside, under the roof.

 

[Austin8]

Lends a new thought to the term "Slightly Foxed"; and makes you wonder what the dogs did to the book (shudder).


I put in a hitching rail for 'other' dogs, outside, under the roof.

we are a very "dog friendly" town, there welcome in most stores that don't sell food.

and you get separation anxiety

I put in a dog pack

 

[YoursSINSerely]

we are a very "dog friendly" town, there welcome in most stores that don't sell food.

and you get separation anxiety

I put in a dog pack

and, the fleece inside is large enough to share with a traveling companion.

I put in a flask.