As The Newsroom Turns....

[NewsGirl_CQMe]

My true life story about my 7 hours as a Literotica member is coming soon! Watch for it.

 

[sr71plt]

You aren't really all assholes are you?

Naw. So far on this thread just you.

 

[NewsGirl_CQMe]

My true life story about my 7 hours as a Literotica member is coming soon! Watch for it.

 

[NewsGirl_CQMe]

My true life story about my 7 hours as a Literotica member is coming soon! Watch for it.

 

[NewsGirl_CQMe]

My true life story about my 7 hours as a Literotica member is coming soon! Watch for it.

 

[sadangel]

I still can't find the ignore thread option.... why is this site using an ancient version of vB?

There is no ignore thread option. Only ignore user.

If you use Firefox, you can download an addon. Look for the siggie in Stella Omega's posts to find it. It works well.

And welcome to AH. You've met the resident skeptic troll here.

BTW...I'm D in your list of A-D.

 

[NewsGirl_CQMe]

My true life story about my 7 hours as a Literotica member is coming soon! Watch for it.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Feisty, Hard-Nosed Newsgirl Meets Senior News Analyst - Sparks Fly​

 

[NewsGirl_CQMe]

-30-

/donehere

 

[NewsGirl_CQMe]

and... poof!
-30-

 

[TxRad]

A thin skinned reporter? Now, there is a novelty.

The first thing any write has to do is grow a thick skin. That even applies here at Lit both in the story section and the forums.

There is another say that I'd like to offer up; Presentation is everything.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

In WHY I WRITE Kenneth Roberts recollected the times he missed trains and was forced to stay home and make-up stories about the events he was supposed to cover. His editor wanted to fire him but the publisher and readers loved the fiction-news.

 

[Handley_Page]

Young Lady;
Read the bloody threads before getting stuck in.
Get to know the folks and their humour.
And for God's sake turn off your automatic message resend. It's boring.


or

Is she another one for the 'ignore list' ?

 

[jomar]

What a letdown.

 

[jomar]

Okay, I just got a PM from NewsGirl_CQMe commenting on my "letdown" post. I tried to reply to the entity known as NewsGirl_CQMe, but it's not accepting PMs. So here is my reply:


Pffft. I was rooting for you. Or did you miss my first post.

Don't know what happened last night, but when I looked this morning you'd deleted all your posts. So a potentially entertaining thread...wasn't.

Maybe you'd be better off in the playground. You don't seem to have the stomach for the AH. And you may as well forget about the GB.

Take care.

 

[Handley_Page]

Okay, I just got a PM from NewsGirl_CQMe commenting on my "letdown" post. I tried to reply to the entity known as NewsGirl_CQMe, but it's not accepting PMs.

.

Nor when I tried, following an abusive PM inviting me to do physically impossible things.
Have I just witnessed the arrival of a real troll ?

(blankety-blank, mutter, mutter)

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

FUCK NO! I'm the chief troll and bottle washer here.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

FUCK NO! I'm the chief troll and bottle washer here.

Then get your ass back in the goddamn newsroom and make up some more fast breaking stories!

 

[TxRad]

Yeap, got the same "Fuck off" PM.

For a news person, someone sure can't tell the difference between advice and criticizing.

I deleted the PM without even trying to reply to it.

This thread had potential like Jomar said. To bad it didn't end up that way.

 

[NewsGirl_CQMe]

Geeeeeeeeee. Thanks. Might have been nice if more than one person had posted that the thread had potential before the motherfucking asshole sr71plt decided to become my own little personal troll, posting his fun little brand of vitriol moments after everything I posted (and you say I can't take humor? Good bejesus, you should have read the shit he flung at me... he edited his posts.. by the way. Yay! I parenthetical blabbing!).

Yeah, no thanks, I'll take a pass on the Good Ship Literotica, I'll go find greener pastures and stick with the torrid newsroom ListServe that I love now. It's a lot more slow, but it's a collection of great, brainy people who share my love for porn and revelry.

And if you bitch about why newcomers don't stick around more (you probably don't; or just don't care), you might want to reevaluate how you treat the newcomers. I can't believe the asshole PMs I got asking for cyber wanking 5 minutes after I joined, let alone the trolling from sr71plt (who is a total and complete asswad). There's a difference between humor and hostility. A fine little line, yes. You people really straddle it well. Have fun with your hostile little funny selves; you deserve all the hostility (like mine) that gets dosed back at you. I'll be off having my own little sexual escapades and reveling with smart folk elsewhere.

Go fuck yourselves.

 

[Handley_Page]

Geeeeeeeeee. Thanks. Might have been nice if more than one person had posted that the thread had potential before the motherfucking asshole sr71plt decided to become my own little personal troll, posting his fun little brand of vitriol moments after everything I posted (and you say I can't take humor? Good bejesus, you should have read the shit he flung at me... he edited his posts.. by the way. Yay! I parenthetical blabbing!).

Yeah, no thanks, I'll take a pass on the Good Ship Literotica, I'll go find greener pastures and stick with the torrid newsroom ListServe that I love now. It's a lot more slow, but it's a collection of great, brainy people who share my love for porn and revelry.

And if you bitch about why newcomers don't stick around more (you probably don't; or just don't care), you might want to reevaluate how you treat the newcomers. I can't believe the asshole PMs I got asking for cyber wanking 5 minutes after I joined, let alone the trolling from sr71plt (who is a total and complete asswad). There's a difference between humor and hostility. A fine little line, yes. You people really straddle it well. Have fun with your hostile little funny selves; you deserve all the hostility (like mine) that gets dosed back at you. I'll be off having my own little sexual escapades and reveling with smart folk elsewhere.

Go fuck yourselves.

Young lady (and I say that with a heavy heart): Had you but joined in, asked a few questions, read a few threads and generally got the layout of the place before posting a load of meaningless twaddle, you might just have had a reply to your taste and maybe amusement; (decent spelling might have helped, but that's a minor thing, perhaps).

I suggest you do what you recommended we do.

 

[sr71plt]

Go fuck yourselves.

Talk about high drama and high maintenance.

I welcomed you on this thread (the second of your "hey look at nifty me; let me teach you something" threads of the evening) and you immediately got snotty--to me--and then to others as well. And then singlehandedly spread it across the forum. There's a way of entering the forums--and a way not to. You've chosen the way not do (on purpose, I would guess). You (over)do drama queen well, though.

Actually, you'd fit in well here. Why don't you stay and add dimension to the gamers' section?

Oh, and I've edited this post (I know you'll be thrilled) to let you know that I sure do edit my posts. When I see I've made mistakes in posting (which is often--and usually in spelling or punctuation), I usually go back and correct them. I don't turn 180-degrees in my contextual point or sneak in those sorts of changes after reading responses. And it's just tough if you choose to think otherwise. What, incidentally, did you think I edited either in or out on posts to this thread that made you any less polite and civilized than you would have been otherwise?

 

[Handley_Page]

Why don't you stay and add dimension to the gamers' section?

Or the General Board ?

 

[NewsGirl_CQMe]

Young lady (and I say that with a heavy heart): Had you but joined in, asked a few questions, read a few threads and generally got the layout of the place before posting a load of meaningless twaddle, you might just have had a reply to your taste and maybe amusement; (decent spelling might have helped, but that's a minor thing, perhaps).

I suggest you do what you recommended we do.

Fuck off, old man. Those are all spelled correctly. Enjoy the colloquialism lesson, you asstard (that's spelled correctly, too, you asswad. Also spelled correctly.).

Hi, I am a sad little man with a shriveled little cock and I can't get off and my wife is fucking someone else because of it, somebody pay attention to me!

Fixed your post.

Also, why don't you go fuck yourself up your ass with this.

 

[sr71plt]

Looks like this thread could be fun after all.