Self-objectification

[theapproachingcurve]

Gotta be honest, not sure I'm going to care which one it was when I'm writhing on the ground in pain.

On the contrary..one could spray a lot and the other not so much.. *shrugs*

Regardless, it won't be happening. I have the pepper spray throughly lost in the chaos which is my room. Not even I can find it.

 

[k_m_d_]

On the contrary..one could spray a lot and the other not so much.. *shrugs*

Regardless, it won't be happening. I have the pepper spray throughly lost in the chaos which is my room. Not even I can find it.

Well, that's good for my eyes.

 

[theapproachingcurve]

Well, that's good for my eyes.

Maybe you should have goggles stowed in your pocket, just in case.

 

[k_m_d_]

Maybe you should have goggles stowed in your pocket, just in case.

All I have are racquetball goggles...more for impact than keeping liquids/sprays from getting in my eyes.

 

[a_wolf_at_the_door]

oh my god.

this thread is incredible.

(subscribed.)

 

[theapproachingcurve]

All I have are racquetball goggles...more for impact than keeping liquids/sprays from getting in my eyes.

Alright, when's your bday coming up?

oh my god.

this thread is incredible.

(subscribed.)

Thanks and welcome! Hope you enjoy xo

 

[k_m_d_]

Alright, when's your bday coming up?

6 months . Can't your present be telling your parents to not pepper spray me?

 

[theapproachingcurve]

6 months . Can't your present be telling your parents to not pepper spray me?

But I'm fond of the visual...but if you insist.

 

[k_m_d_]

But I'm fond of the visual...but if you insist.

Maybe I can just act it out for you .

 

[funluvinaj]

Extremely interesting if they showed up here .

Well at least they could fix your thermostat issue..

you two have the most interesting, fun, and varied conversations to lurk and read... though i guess admitting it makes me less of a lurker.

Hiya S. - Hope you are doing fabulous. Beautiful as always.

 

[theapproachingcurve]

Maybe I can just act it out for you .

The visual definitely requires my mom freakin' out on someone non-threatening with the pepper spray... thanks though!

 

[k_m_d_]

The visual definitely requires my mom freakin' out on someone non-threatening with the pepper spray... thanks though!

Non-threatening? Obviously, you need somebody else for this task .

 

[theapproachingcurve]

you two have the most interesting, fun, and varied conversations to lurk and read... though i guess admitting it makes me less of a lurker.

Hiya S. - Hope you are doing fabulous. Beautiful as always.

Don't encourage him.

And hello lovely!! Haven't seen you in ages, hopefully you've been able to have some downtime to just be - it's important.

Non-threatening? Obviously, you need somebody else for this task .

Oh please..you're about as threatening as a strawberry blond ladybug.

 

[funluvinaj]

Don't encourage him.

And hello lovely!! Haven't seen you in ages, hopefully you've been able to have some downtime to just be - it's important.

yeah... thank god for a supportive husband and good friends and kids to distract and entertain me. Worst. summer. ever.

From what I've observed he doesn't need any encouragement...

 

[k_m_d_]

Oh please..you're about as threatening as a strawberry blond ladybug.

...

 

[fallen_1]

I'd rather go back to bed with you I'll just bring my own beverage lol



Thank you for clarifying - I'll continue doing my thing, you'll continue doing yours, and we'll enjoy it together.

I've had a fairly rough week...I guess I should keep quiet

 

[theapproachingcurve]

yeah... thank god for a supportive husband and good friends and kids to distract and entertain me. Worst. summer. ever.

From what I've observed he doesn't need any encouragement...

That network is certainly important, you're lucky to have them.

...

I was teasing... would you have preferred a mammal?

I've had a fairly rough week...I guess I should keep quiet

What? No, I'm sorry, I sincerely appreciated your comment. I'm sorry you've had a rough week - hopefully this one is a million times better

 

[k_m_d_]

I was teasing... would you have preferred a mammal?

Puppy?!?!

 

[theapproachingcurve]

Puppy?!?!

lol puppy it is then..

Time to go for the afternoon, hope you have a superb one!

 

[k_m_d_]

lol puppy it is then..

Time to go for the afternoon, hope you have a superb one!

My non-threatening form is totally a puppy.

Thanks, you too .

 

[mothership]

you two have the most interesting, fun, and varied conversations to lurk and read... though i guess admitting it makes me less of a lurker.

Hiya S. - Hope you are doing fabulous. Beautiful as always.

quoted for agreement!

 

[purfecthost]

Hope you're well!

All is good here thanks
Hope all is well with you

 

[theapproachingcurve]

My non-threatening form is totally a puppy.

Thanks, you too .

I didn't think a ladybug would be half bad...

quoted for agreement!

All is good here thanks
Hope all is well with you

I'm currently knee deep in cleaning/rearranging/organizing my apt. And I'm on spider patrol. -_-

 

[lionguy1975]

I'm currently knee deep in cleaning/rearranging/organizing my apt. And I'm on spider patrol. -_-

That doesn't sound like a lot of fun...and why spider patrol? Do you have issues with them, cause I totally don't mind being the squisher if you need someone. Hope all is well

 

[theapproachingcurve]

That doesn't sound like a lot of fun...and why spider patrol? Do you have issues with them, cause I totally don't mind being the squisher if you need someone. Hope all is well

Eh I've just been finding a few too many of them - more than I am comfortable sharing an apartment with. I've got the squishing under control, thanks though.
*watches as my karma starts to plummet* ...damn.