Self-objectification

[pairodoxxx]

It's Sunday...you're just following the whole day of rest thing, right?



1. You're not ancient, but nice try.

2. And that's because I know the difference between carnivores, omnivores, and herbivores...right?

Ummm... actually I was busy most of the day. I wish I was as lazy as I thought I was.

It depends on your definition of ancient. But I am sure I was in first grade, well before you were born.

and... no, that wasn't it.

 

[theapproachingcurve]

I was going to say, I checked here a few minutes ago and you were offline...

Go ahead, guess how much I slept today =P.

6 hours.

Ummm... actually I was busy most of the day. I wish I was as lazy as I thought I was.

It depends on your definition of ancient. But I am sure I was in first grade, well before you were born.

and... no, that wasn't it.

Oops, sorry for my misunderstanding.

And unless you are 28, you would be correct. And ancient would be nearly dead, so I presume you're safe.

And yes, I know...that was me teasing.

 

[pairodoxxx]

Oops, sorry for my misunderstanding.

And unless you are 28, you would be correct. And ancient would be nearly dead, so I presume you're safe.

And yes, I know...that was me teasing.

My sarcasm doesn't seem to translate well to typed words. Sorry for that. I am lobbying for a key that puts an inflection that is obvious to the world. My team of scientists are working on it.

 

[theapproachingcurve]

My sarcasm doesn't seem to translate well to typed words. Sorry for that. I am lobbying for a key that puts an inflection that is obvious to the world. My team of scientists are working on it.

Oops again.

When they're done with that, I need to speak with them about the smiley selection here.

 

[k_m_d_]

6 hours.

You're off by about a factor of 3 . I'm actually a little concerned.

When they're done with that, I need to speak with them about the smiley selection here.

isn't enough?

 

[pairodoxxx]

Oops again.

When they're done with that, I need to speak with them about the smiley selection here.

I'll have them contact you here.

 

[theapproachingcurve]

You're off by about a factor of 3 . I'm actually a little concerned.


isn't enough?

Factor schmactors.

No, I definitely need one with eyelashes.

I'll have them contact you here.

Nice. I assume they can only be paid with sexual favors..?

 

[pairodoxxx]

Nice. I assume they can only be paid with sexual favors..?

*shrugs* I am sure the barter system is alive and well though.

 

[k_m_d_]

Factor schmactors.

No, I definitely need one with eyelashes.

For batting, I presume?

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[theapproachingcurve]

*shrugs* I am sure the barter system is alive and well though.

I guess I'll have to wait and see what this team of scientists is capable of..

 

[theapproachingcurve]

For batting, I presume?

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Yes, but without the long photobucket link..

I'm so demanding.

 

[lionguy1975]

Yes, but without the long photobucket link..

I'm so demanding.

I'd say...you may just be the most demanding person I've ever met Hope you're great tonight

 

[k_m_d_]

You could always use one of those link-shortening sites? Maybe?

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[theapproachingcurve]

I'd say...you may just be the most demanding person I've ever met Hope you're great tonight

Aw shucks... I guess I'll have to work on that.

I am doing well, thank you for asking

You could always use one of those link-shortening sites? Maybe?

Egads. I'll wait for those well-sexed scientists..

 

[k_m_d_]

Egads. I'll wait for those well-sexed scientists..

Math is kind of a part of science, right?

I suppose me being "well-sexed" is also up for debate...

 

[theapproachingcurve]

Math is kind of a part of science, right?

I suppose me being "well-sexed" is also up for debate...

You're the math whiz, you tell me (In an unsophisticated manner I tend to lump them in the same group..)

I suppose "well-sexed" is a relative statement

 

[k_m_d_]

You're the math whiz, you tell me (In an unsophisticated manner I tend to lump them in the same group..)

I suppose "well-sexed" is a relative statement

I think they say that math is the queen of the sciences. And not in the drag queen sense .

Yup, it depends on whether you're going relative to what I want, or relative to what I usually get. There's a pretty big chasm there .

 

[theapproachingcurve]

I think they say that math is the queen of the sciences. And not in the drag queen sense .

Yup, it depends on whether you're going relative to what I want, or relative to what I usually get. There's a pretty big chasm there .

I bet math could do a pretty rad drag... Halloween, anyone?

Well now you're sounding like the demanding one..

 

[k_m_d_]

I bet math could do a pretty rad drag... Halloween, anyone?

Well now you're sounding like the demanding one..

I was a mathlete for Halloween one year...I don't know how I'd feel about being a mathlete in drag....

It's not like I'd demand as much as I want. The number of women that could (well, and I guess would want to ) keep up with that are probably few and far between.

 

[theapproachingcurve]

I was a mathlete for Halloween one year...I don't know how I'd feel about being a mathlete in drag....

It's not like I'd demand as much as I want. The number of women that could (well, and I guess would want to ) keep up with that are probably few and far between.

Mathlete? Baha..fabulous. I think I need to rock the German beer girl look some time. A la St. Pauli Girl.

I'm pretty much only well acquainted with my libido but I'll keep an eye out for voracious vixens whom are inclined towards math, just for you!

 

[k_m_d_]

Mathlete? Baha..fabulous. I think I need to rock the German beer girl look some time. A la St. Pauli Girl.

I'm pretty much only well acquainted with my libido but I'll keep an eye out for voracious vixens whom are inclined towards math, just for you!

One of my friends was a beer wench for Halloween this past year .

All of the ones that exist are already taken .

 

[theapproachingcurve]

One of my friends was a beer wench for Halloween this past year .

All of the ones that exist are already taken .

Good! I think I'd rather not slut it up that much, since everyone else is already doing it.

And that's a piss poor attitude mister.

 

[k_m_d_]

Good! I think I'd rather not slut it up that much, since everyone else is already doing it.

And that's a piss poor attitude mister.

Maybe everybody is doing it because it's totally awesome .

I prefer to think of it as being more of a reflection of reality.

 

[theapproachingcurve]

Maybe everybody is doing it because it's totally awesome .

I prefer to think of it as being more of a reflection of reality.

Overused and not in a good way.

In that case, you'll only find what you expect to.

 

[k_m_d_]

Overused and not in a good way.

In that case, you'll only find what you expect to.

Not from the male perspective .

Better than expecting something and being disappointed.