Tea party service requirements

[Stella_Omega]

Remember the dude who was worried that he might snap and hurt a Domme if she went beyond his limits? Do you think that limit might have been cleaning the bathroom?

http://www.lads-la.com/tea-party-information.html

For LADs Tea Party Applicants: Ladies and gentlemen, if you are planning on applying for a position as a tea server, please read the entire page. We do not want you wasting your time or ours by applying when you are not serious about serving our group. You must show up for an interview and successfully complete the training to be awarded the opportunity to serve. After you have served you will be awarded a certificate that states that you have successfully trained and served at a Tea Party



What a Tea Party Server Is: The duties of a tea boy or girl may include activities as diverse as cleaning the hostess' bathroom before a party to baking brownies to be served at the tea. Servers are there for the pleasure of the Ladies. Their wants and needs are not of importance. Their duty is to serve. The service required is not for them to choose. The whole point is that the Ladies are pleased.
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Tea parties are not play parties. It may be that a server will be used to demonstrate a toy or a technique that is being discussed, but the function of the tea servers is to wait on the Ladies as unobtrusively as possible. The servers are NOT there to be noticed. A server who initiates a conversation with a lady, who draws attention to himself, or who fails to perform his service neatly, quietly and skillfully, will not be used again or receive certification. If a server expects to be used sexually, or to be spanked or otherwise played with, then he will not make a good tea server. This is not your purpose. Tea servers are service oriented. A tea server is there to make the afternoon as carefree and pleasant for the Ladies as possible. You need to realize that this is a TEA party. The Ladies will drink tea, eat finger food and discuss things. They are NOT going to play with you. You are ONLY there to serve.

Sorry to disappoint, fellows.

 

[graceanne]

Remember the dude who was worried that he might snap and hurt a Domme if she went beyond his limits? Do you think that limit might have been cleaning the bathroom?

http://www.lads-la.com/tea-party-information.html



Sorry to disappoint, fellows.

LOL Sounds like they've had some issues.

 

[CutieMouse]

How sick is it of me to read that description and think "OMG how fun! I wanna go serve at a tea party!!"

 

[AmberMoore]

How sick is it of me to read that description and think "OMG how fun! I wanna go serve at a tea party!!"

You're not alone on that one lol. Is that just for boys or do they allow female servers as well? I looked over the site and there wasn't anything about it.

 

[Keroin]

How sick is it of me to read that description and think "OMG how fun! I wanna go serve at a tea party!!"

LOL. They lost me at "...baking brownies". I can just see it now...

"What is this black sludge at the bottom of this pan, K?"

"Brownies, mistress."

"And why is the fire department here?"

"Uhhhhh..."

 

[VelvetSin]

"And why is the fire department here?"

"Oh, them? They wanted to apply for a server position. May I refill your tea, Mistress?" Sweet, innocent smile goes here.

 

[intothewoods]

How sick is it of me to read that description and think "OMG how fun! I wanna go serve at a tea party!!"

Nope, I've wanted to do something like that for some time.

 

[graceanne]

How sick is it of me to read that description and think "OMG how fun! I wanna go serve at a tea party!!"

Actually, if it was JUST serving tea I think it would be a blast. I just wouldn't go for the whole 'you might have to . . . ' part.

 

[JMohegan]

Ha. I thought this would be an Ultimate Humiliation thread.

Forced to pass out water bottles at a Beck rally or Palinfest - something like that.

 

[Stella_Omega]

You're not alone on that one lol. Is that just for boys or do they allow female servers as well? I looked over the site and there wasn't anything about it.

Yes! female and male subs.

 

[intothewoods]

Ha. I thought this would be an Ultimate Humiliation thread.

Forced to pass out water bottles at a Beck rally or Palinfest - something like that.

My first reaction after opening the thread was actually, phew, not that tea party.

 

[JMohegan]

My first reaction after opening the thread was actually, phew, not that tea party.

Yeah, actual tea parties are gonna need a new name. That one's definitely been soiled.

 

[AmberMoore]

Yes! female and male subs.

Oh, nice! I wish there was something like that around here. I'd sign up in a heartbeat, it could be so much fun. Prancing around in just a bow-tie, it would be awesome, hell I'm getting an idea for a story right now...

 

[Stella_Omega]

Yeah, actual tea parties are gonna need a new name. That one's definitely been soiled.

That is So fucked up.

 

[JMohegan]

That is So fucked up.

Yes. It most definitely is.

 

[MasterPhoenix]

Ha. I thought this would be an Ultimate Humiliation thread.

Forced to pass out water bottles at a Beck rally or Palinfest - something like that.

THAT would be the ultimate humiliation.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Politics has no place in my sex life. Nor, if you were my sub, would it have anything to do with yours.

That's a promise.

At my tea parties, there is always free choice-- Assam or Pekoe.

 

[dexwebster]

Yeah, actual tea parties are gonna need a new name. That one's definitely been soiled.

Nooo! I refuse to let those people spoil tea! (Though is it wrong that now I kind of want to show up at "Tea Party" events and have guerilla tea parties while pretending I misunderstood the ads?)

Also, that website was like porn for me. Mmm, formal service.