Strangest thing you have used to masturbate

Me:

Off balance washing machine
Electric toothbrush
pumpkin stem
cucumbers and zucchinis
pinecone - a newish one, before it opened, and outside my panties

The spouse:

melons
windowsill
zucchini - in his ass while doing the melon
stuffed animal dressed in women's panties and bra
 
Me:

Off balance washing machine
Electric toothbrush
pumpkin stem
cucumbers and zucchinis
pinecone - a newish one, before it opened, and outside my panties

The spouse:

melons
windowsill
zucchini - in his ass while doing the melon
stuffed animal dressed in women's panties and bra

a zucchini in the ass while fucking a melon. wow.
 
A condom that I filled up w/ water and froze.

Then once the water froze, I used the thick tube of ice, sliding it in and out OMG OMG OMG - it was fucking intense!
 
The remote control for an old VHS we still have for some reason. It has these big raised soft rubber buttons. I don't think it works anymore, lol.
 
i was with a girl once, who told me she would fuck the bed post when she was younger...which i can catigorically say, i have never seen or heard done before.
 
A condom that I filled up w/ water and froze.

Then once the water froze, I used the thick tube of ice, sliding it in and out OMG OMG OMG - it was fucking intense!

I'm going to have to try this. :D
 
2 pieces of blogna in a plastic bag, then microwaved for about 8 seconds to give it some heat. Then I fold a pillow between the mattress and boxspring, and put the bologna baggie in the fold of the pillow. I hump that bologna bag until I climax, and since it's into a baggie, cleanup is easy.

That was definitely the strangest.
 
A condom that I filled up w/ water and froze.

Then once the water froze, I used the thick tube of ice, sliding it in and out OMG OMG OMG - it was fucking intense!

Oh, I love ice. I am definitely going to have to try this. Awesome!

I once used a doorknob, because I was ordered to by a dom. I never did cum, but he has the video of me trying very hard to. There really are some things my fiance is better off not knowing. My past online dom/sub relationships would be one of them.
 
A flashlight.
An oversized novelty pencil (eraser end first!)
A Sharpie.. actually, I tried fitting as many as possible, I think I had four in at that time.
A face massager.
My cell phone on vibrate.
A teddy bear (rubbing its nose against me).. when I was really young.


This was way before I had a partner or a toy.
 
A friend once told me in horror that she thought her older sister would use an electric toothbrush to masturbate. I acted equally disgusted, but I knew that I'd try it as soon as I got home. It worked quite well!
 
A friend once told me in horror that she thought her older sister would use an electric toothbrush to masturbate. I acted equally disgusted, but I knew that I'd try it as soon as I got home. It worked quite well!

You can use my SoniCare anytime! ;)
 
Mostly I stick to a cucumber... With a condom over it to be safe... I'm really rather boring...
 
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