The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

[YoursSINSerely]

and they fall at the same rate despite different densities.

I put in a field trip to Pisa...

and, that sounds like there's a different slant on the game.

I put in a long flight of stairs.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, that sounds like there's a different slant on the game.

I put in a long flight of stairs.

and get rewarded with a beautiful view.

I put in a lunch in a nice cafe just down the square from the tower...

 

[Handley_Page]

and get rewarded with a beautiful view.

I put in a lunch in a nice cafe just down the square from the tower...

. . but the wind blows one of the lighter balls and it goers "Splatt" into your Latte.


I put in a reinforced umbrella for the protection of your meal.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

. . but the wind blows one of the lighter balls and it goers "Splatt" into your Latte.


I put in a reinforced umbrella for the protection of your meal.

and, raining balls is my dream cum true.

I put in two hands eager to catch.

 

[Handley_Page]

and, raining balls is my dream cum true.

I put in two hands eager to catch.

Don't Tempt me, Lady. Said the Celestial Voice.

I put in a Celestial Telephone

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Don't Tempt me, Lady. Said the Celestial Voice.

I put in a Celestial Telephone

and, it has a heavenly ringy dingy thingy.

I put in a little black book.

 

[Handley_Page]

and, it has a heavenly ringy dingy thingy.

I put in a little black book.

Is it full of GRILS ?

I put in a bus ticket.

 

[djserani]

Is it full of GRILS ?

I put in a bus ticket.

And look forward to my trip to Intercourse, PA.

I put in a handful of old game tokens.

 

[Handley_Page]

And look forward to my trip to Intercourse, PA.

I put in a handful of old game tokens.

and you get a box of old games.


I put in the Instructions (in Sanskrit)

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and you get a box of old games.


I put in the Instructions (in Sanskrit)

And, you find out that the game is understood world-wide with only the pictures.

I put in the free version.

 

[Handley_Page]

And, you find out that the game is understood world-wide with only the pictures.

I put in the free version.

and Microsoft tries to reject it on Windows.


I put in a "work-round".

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and Microsoft tries to reject it on Windows.


I put in a "work-round".

and you get sent to Sluts Hole Lane, somewhere in England.

I put in a summer rental in Loveladies, New Jersey...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and you get sent to Sluts Hole Lane, somewhere in England.

I put in a summer rental in Loveladies, New Jersey...

If there is a beach in that town, I'm there.

I put in an itsy bitsy teeny weenie yellow polka-dot bikini.

 

[djserani]

If there is a beach in that town, I'm there.

I put in an itsy bitsy teeny weenie yellow polka-dot bikini.

And I get a mumu instead.

I put in a bunch of beads from Bourbon Street.

 

[Handley_Page]

And I get a mumu instead.

I put in a bunch of beads from Bourbon Street.

and discover they are no use as ammo in your catapult.


I put in a Gyroscope.

 

[Austin8]

and discover they are no use as ammo in your catapult.


I put in a Gyroscope.

and you get a Gynoscope

I put in a pair of worn running shoes

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and you get a Gynoscope

I put in a pair of worn running shoes

and, they keep warning you they are bad for your back.

I put in a good morning stretch.

 

[Austin8]

and, they keep warning you they are bad for your back.

I put in a good morning stretch.

ok, I abandoned shoes and run barefoot.

I put in a hot asphalt rock that was stuck to my foot

 

[Handley_Page]

ok, I abandoned shoes and run barefoot.

I put in a hot asphalt rock that was stuck to my foot

and you get a burn dressing.

I put in the "Concise Guide to First Aid for the Runner".

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and you get a burn dressing.

I put in the "Concise Guide to First Aid for the Runner".

and, finally I figure out how to fix my pantyhose.

I put in an old bottle of clear nail polish-CHEAP.

 

[Handley_Page]

and, finally I figure out how to fix my pantyhose.

I put in an old bottle of clear nail polish-CHEAP.

and you find that, rather than stopping a run, it melts the nylon.


I put in a dozen pairs of silk stockings for a lady.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and you find that, rather than stopping a run, it melts the nylon.


I put in a dozen pairs of silk stockings for a lady.

and, you'll probably get 12 nights of interupted sleep.

I put in a pair of black satin stilettos.

 

[Handley_Page]

and, you'll probably get 12 nights of interupted sleep.

I put in a pair of black satin stilettos.

Cor !
Bring it on !

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Cor !
Bring it on !

and, will ya be leaving anything behind in the vending machine for the next guy?lol

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, you'll probably get 12 nights of interupted sleep.

I put in a pair of black satin stilettos.

and you get an infatuated HP following you all the way.

I put in reservations at an intimate little dinner club...