if someone hurts your feelings on lit,

[bronzeage]

i sense Sean in this somewhere.

You get more flies with shit and more ass with kissing. I prefer ass to flies.

 

[Lorilei]

Do NOT tell anyone I share beauty tips with thor. LOL. Sorry, thor. That should have been beauty tips with PG (mineral water!) and recipes with thor.

Tee. Hee.

 

[Sinny]

Tee. Hee.

I'm totally still larfing that I typed that. Waiting for thor to come in and see it. Tho we were just PMing about purple chiffon bridesmaid dresses. But I don't think that counts as a beauty tip.

 

[Garnate]

I just really like voting in polls.

 

[Sean]

I would post something like, "What about me,and add a frowny face, but I get enough grief about kissing women's asses(arses) from people who think it will hurt my feelings. Kissing ass is all part of butt sex, so I have no problem with that.

I don't call you a kiss arse to hurt your feelings, I just think you're a creepy cunt.

 

[Lorilei]

I just really like voting in polls.

Hoor.

 

[bronzeage]

I don't call you a kiss arse to hurt your feelings, I just think you're a creepy cunt.

Thank you for sharing.

I can see you are just trying to help me to become a better man and no one could think you have any malicious intent.

It's a noble thing you do.

 

[where]

meh... once when hobbit was being a cunt and then he went and made a thread about it. But otherwise, no.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I've never understood how someone with a fake name you've never met typing 5000 miles away can hurt your feelings.

 

[hobbit.]

meh... once when hobbit was being a cunt and then he went and made a thread about it. But otherwise, no.

its Mr cunt to you.

 

[Sinny]

Hoor.

Hoorx2. you both. Work kinda sucks today. Would rather troll G and L.

 

[Lorilei]

Hoorx2. you both. Work kinda sucks today. Would rather troll G and L.

Isn't work supposed to suck?

 

[Modern Mephisto]

The only people who might hurt my feelings are my Lit lovers.
And I don't whine about that.
I just take off my shirt, oil up the ol' man boobs, and start posting nudie pictures to make them seethe with jealousy.

Revenge is a dish best served in AmPics to drooling, dimwitted mouth-breathers.

 

[thør]

I just really like poles.

Fixed your post

 

[Honey123]

blah blah blah I just take off my shirt, oil up the ol' man boobs,

and you called me WEIRD?

 

[Modern Mephisto]

and you called me WEIRD?

Who is the more weird, the one with the oily man boobs or the one who wants to have their way with the man with the oily boobs? Hmm? Hmm? Uh huh. I rest my case!

Weirdo.

 

[Honey123]

Who is the more weird, the one with the oily man boobs or the one who wants to have their way with the man with the oily boobs? Hmm? Hmm? Uh huh. I rest my case!

Weirdo.

who said I wanted my way with you?

Plus, I like to oil my own boobs. Not like I wanna press my naked body against your oily body and get all slick an' stuff.

 

[Modern Mephisto]

who said I wanted my way with you?

Who? Oh, just this little somebody you may have heard of... You. Yeah, that's right. Yesterday you said, and I quote:

Definately...but sexy too... makes me wanna rip your clothes off and have my way with you.

Booyah!


Also, if your boobs need oil, there's plenty left on my big, bouncy jumblies. I always use too much. So, you know, feel free to rub your girls all over me. I'll allow it.

 

[Honey123]

Who? Oh, just this little somebody you may have heard of... You. Yeah, that's right. Yesterday you said, and I quote:



Booyah!


Also, if your boobs need oil, there's plenty left on my big, bouncy jumblies. I always use too much. So, you know, feel free to rub your girls all over me. I'll allow it.

well, that was before I knew you put oil on your manboobs.

Now, I just think of you so...differently.

 

[Modern Mephisto]

well, that was before I knew you put oil on your manboobs.

Now, I just think of you so...differently.

Yeah...sexaliciously. Because who the hell doesn't love a furry-chested man with some sweet-ass oily DDs? No one, that's who.

 

[where]

its Mr cunt to you.

you ain't my domme

 

[butters]

you ain't my domme

teehee

 

[Bert Notorius]

If someone is being a douche,
it's best to squeeze them,
'till they're out of juice.

 

[Garnate]

Mephisto is cracking me up. Jumblies....



Also, Lori is a lazy motherfucker.

 

[RoryN]

I know what at least a couple of people do when they get their feelings hurt on the Lit GB: they spend the rest of their lives making alts in the lamest attempt possible to save face.