Congrats to the INDEPENDENT READERS ASSOCIATION “Special Contest” AWARD WINNERS

[Dixon Carter Lee]

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2010 BALONEY CONTEST ​

[size=+1]Youngstown, Ohio
Aug 5th 2010[/size]

The Board of Director, after a teleconference with himself this morning, decided unanimously that the BALONEY 2010 CONTEST STORIES penned by Dixon Carter Lee and Dixon Carter Lee tie for BEST STORY ABOUT BALONEY EVER. Dixon Carter Lee will be feted once he looks up that word to make sure it isn't gay sex.

Congrats to All the Winners!

Grabby
President
Independent Readers Association

 

[YoursSINSerely]

[size=+2]INDEPENDENT READERS ASSOCIATION (I.R.A.)[/size]

[size=+2]* * * OFFICIAL PRESS RELEASE * * *[/SIZE]

2010 BALONEY CONTEST ​

[size=+1]Youngstown, Ohio
Aug 5th 2010[/size]

The Board of Director, after a teleconference with himself this morning, decided unanimously that the BALONEY 2010 CONTEST STORIES penned by Dixon Carter Lee and Dixon Carter Lee tie for BEST STORY ABOUT BALONEY EVER. Dixon Carter Lee will be feted once he looks up that word to make sure it isn't gay sex.

Congrats to All the Winners!

Grabby
President
Independent Readers Association

You are trying to confuse me, Dixie Doodle. You aren't Gabby. The real Gabby would have included statistics.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

You are trying to confuse me, Dixie Doodle. You aren't Gabby. The real Gabby would have included statistics.

100% of me agrees.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

100% of me agrees.

She would have had a supporter or two to back up that statistic. Even at a 100%, this is weak.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

She would have had a supporter or two to back up that statistic. Even at a 100%, this is weak.

I just checked with all my alts and they agree I'm awesome.

Checkmate.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

I just checked with all my alts and they agree I'm awesome.

Checkmate.

Silly man! You just killed your own thread. The real Gabby would never have let that happened.

Touche!

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Silly man! You just killed your own thread. The real Gabby would never have let that happened.

Touche!

I'm not Gabby. I'm Grabby.

Also, I'm opening a restaurant called McDownalds.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

I'm not Gabby. I'm Grabby.

Also, I'm opening a restaurant called McDownalds.

More like Goofy, to me.

Good look with your opening. Maybe Sarahhh can create an appropriate logo for you.

 

[littleblackdress50]

I'm not Gabby. I'm Grabby.

Also, I'm opening a restaurant called McDownalds.

Gad! I hate men who pretend to be rich Restauranteurs !!!

And all just to take advantage of us poor girls!!! Can't you EVER let us take advantage of YOU?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Can't you EVER let us take advantage of YOU?

Okay. But no kissing.

 

[Byron In Exile]

This thread kicks ass and takes names.

Baloney is hard to write about.

Especially for professional writers... and, well, everyone else, too.

 

[cjh]

Did you analyze reader U.P.S. numbers to ensure that the vote was not rigged?

 

[Byron In Exile]

Did you analyze reader U.P.S. numbers to ensure that the vote was not rigged?

Obviously, this would have been seen to.

Lit isn't some sloppy Disney "Pirates of the Caribbean" deal.

 

[Saint Peter]

I wish I had a hot, orange ass.

 

[Byron In Exile]

I wish I had a hot, orange ass.

Yeah, well, you don't really mean that...

Get your barcode scanned and report back.

 

[TxRad]

I wish I had a hot, orange ass.

Have spray gun, will travel.

I think there's even a piece of a quart of Chevy Competition Day Glow Orange left over out in the shop from the last restoration job.

Always glad to help.

 

[Saint Peter]

Yeah, well, you don't really mean that...

Get your barcode scanned and report back.

It reminds me of Hooters.

I love that place. Well, except for the crappy pantyhose they make the ladies wear.

 

[Honey123]

So...the new song should be,

"My baloney has a first name, it's D-I-X-O-N...my baloney has a second name it's C-A-R-T-E-R.... "

shit. it's doesn't have the same pattern.....

 

[Saint Peter]

You have the hot ass department covered.

 

[Honey123]

You have the hot ass department covered.

but my ass is not orange.

 

[Byron In Exile]

You have the hot ass department covered.

Ain't she somethin'?

 

[Byron In Exile]

but my ass is not orange.

You know he's making an exception for you, right?

 

[Saint Peter]

but my ass is not orange.

Prove it!

 

[Byron In Exile]

Prove it!

(H: toldja!)

 

[Saint Peter]

(H: toldja!)

Get your own orange ass.