The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

[ravi64]

and you get a tin of brush cleaner.


I put in a contract for painting the house.

i clean my brush

and you get the town painted red

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and you get a tin of brush cleaner.


I put in a contract for painting the house.

and the hit man shows up with a paintball gun.

I put in a colorful forensic investigation...


(Ravi, you have to read the rules...)

 

[Austin8]

i clean my brush

and you get the town painted red

I put in a movie quote: Somebody left the door open and the wrong dogs came home.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and the hit man shows up with a paintball gun.

I put in a colorful forensic investigation...


(Ravi, you have to read the rules...)

and, the corpse has red nails, blue lips, and a greenish yellow ecchymosis on her you know what.

I put in a night of old movies.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, the corpse has red nails, blue lips, and a greenish yellow ecchymosis on her you know what.

I put in a night of old movies.

and you get me at your door, with a large, buttered popcorn.

I put in a comfy love seat...

 

[ravi64]

and you get me at your door, with a large, buttered popcorn.

I put in a comfy love seat...

i jog your fantasies on the love seat


and i get a erotic story

 

[Tio_Narratore]

i jog your fantasies on the love seat


and i get a erotic story

(Ravi, the "get" should come first, and be what you've thought of for the last poster to receive for whatever they put in. Then you "put something in" and wait to see what the next poster has the Vending Machine give you. This way it becomes a chain; if you put in and get for yourself, each post becomes closed.)

 

[sacrificedangel]

(Ravi, the "get" should come first, and be what you've thought of for the last poster to receive for whatever they put in. Then you "put something in" and wait to see what the next poster has the Vending Machine give you. This way it becomes a chain; if you put in and get for yourself, each post becomes closed.)

I take Tio's advice and laminate it for the front of the vending machine

I put in a 'love cheque' and leave what its for...blank.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I take Tio's advice and laminate it for the front of the vending machine

I put in a 'love cheque' and leave what its for...blank.

and you get a call from La Banque d'Amour asking if you will really approve of such a large withdrawal.

I put in a very, very long weekend in Antibes...

 

[Handley_Page]

and you get a call from La Banque d'Amour asking if you will really approve of such a large withdrawal.

I put in a very, very long weekend in Antibes...

spent on a slow boat to China.


I put in a ticket for a junk ride.

 

[ravi64]

spent on a slow boat to China.


I put in a ticket for a junk ride.

i get a ride in a Chinese junk with the most beautiful girl on lit

i put in a request for more such rides

 

[Handley_Page]

i get a ride in a Chinese junk with the most beautiful girl on lit

i put in a request for more such rides

and you get a very negative reply.

I put in a pile of old Chinese junk

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and you get a very negative reply.

I put in a pile of old Chinese junk

and it sails off into the sunrise.

I put in an accidental landing at Veracruz...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and it sails off into the sunrise.

I put in an accidental landing at Veracruz...

And, its a nice place to visit, but I can't speak the language.

I put in a wind surfboard.

 

[Austin8]

And, its a nice place to visit, but I can't speak the language.

I put in a wind surfboard.

and you get a shark repellent kit

I put in a shark bitten surf board

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and you get a shark repellent kit

I put in a shark bitten surf board

And, the environmentalists are called in to colllect all the floating pieces of styrofoam in the gulf.

I put in a plastic kyack.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And, the environmentalists are called in to colllect all the floating pieces of styrofoam in the gulf.

I put in a plastic kyack.

and provide endless hours of mirth for the Aleuts.

I put in a cedar canoe...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and provide endless hours of mirth for the Aleuts.

I put in a cedar canoe...

and, you get to use the only oar in the boat.

I put in an old coffee can.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, you get to use the only oar in the boat.

I put in an old coffee can.

and I use it to bail out the boat.

I put in a couple of castaways on an uncharted island...

 

[kimbalee]

and I use it to bail out the boat.

I put in a couple of castaways on an uncharted island...

and you get a radio built out of coconuts and palm fronds.

I put in a bamboo hut...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and you get a radio built out of coconuts and palm fronds.

I put in a bamboo hut...

and, I hang the #1 sign outside the door opening while I wait for new neighbors to move into the hut next door.

I put in a welcome wagon.

 

[Handley_Page]

and, I hang the #1 sign outside the door opening while I wait for new neighbours to move into the hut next door.

I put in a welcome wagon.

but the palm fronts have wilted.


I put in a corrugated iron sheet roof.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

but the palm fronts have wilted.


I put in a corrugated iron sheet roof.

And, the snow will slide off of that pretty easily when it comes.

I put in a doorbell.

 

[Handley_Page]

And, the snow will slide off of that pretty easily when it comes.

I put in a doorbell.

made from two coconut shells, it only lacks the string.


I put in a roll of baling twine

 

[YoursSINSerely]

made from two coconut shells, it only lacks the string.


I put in a roll of baling twine

and, Lance stops by for a visit, stuffs it into his pipe, and smokes it.

I put in a fire extinguisher for emergencies.