The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

[Tio_Narratore]

crawl is the key word in that sentence

I put in a rain barrel

and a lovely naked nereid takes a bath in the soft water.

I put in a dejeuner sur l'herbe...

 

[Austin8]

and a lovely naked nereid takes a bath in the soft water.

I put in a dejeuner sur l'herbe...

and Heve Villachez shows up

I put in a long talk with the boss

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and Heve Villachez shows up

I put in a long talk with the boss

and he finally gives you a big raise in appreciation of all your work.

(I had words with a restaurateur over his poor treatment of a waitress last night).

I put in a decent tip for a job well done...

 

[Austin8]

and he finally gives you a big raise in appreciation of all your work.

(I had words with a restaurateur over his poor treatment of a waitress last night).

I put in a decent tip for a job well done...

good job Tio

I put in a pat on the back for noticing.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

good job Tio

I put in a pat on the back for noticing.

and you get thanks from all those who notice.

I put in the memory of a father who organized the ILA union on the Brooklyn Waterfront...

 

[Ausus_girl13]

and you get thanks from all those who notice.

I put in the memory of a father who organized the ILA union on the Brooklyn Waterfront...

(Geez Tio! Hard enough?)
And the vending machine gets a wicked case of the scurvy.

I put in some limes.

 

[Austin8]

(Geez Tio! Hard enough?)
And the vending machine gets a wicked case of the scurvy.

I put in some limes.

and the machine spits out two ice cold Coronas




i put in some salt

 

[solid_gear]

and you get pepper


I put in the old school R&B group Salt N Pepa

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and you get pepper


I put in the old school R&B group Salt N Pepa

and the cerveza y limon turns them into a mariachi band.

I put in a pitcher of Tequila while we wait for the green flash at sunset...

 

[Austin8]

and the cerveza y limon turns them into a mariachi band.

I put in a pitcher of Tequila while we wait for the green flash at sunset...

and the worm can be seen at the bottom of the bottle

I put in a sleeping Tio in the sand

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and the worm can be seen at the bottom of the bottle

I put in a sleeping Tio in the sand

and he dreams of young women in bikinis oiling him against UV A & B.

I put in a red and blistered back...

 

[Handley_Page]

I put in a red and blistered back...

and you get a gallon of after-sun cold creme.


I put in a think layer of cloud.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and you get a gallon of after-sun cold creme.


I put in a think layer of cloud.

and you get back a whole thunderstorm of lofty thoughts.


I put in a Philosopher's Hailstone...

 

[Handley_Page]

and you get back a whole thunderstorm of lofty thoughts.


I put in a Philosopher's Hailstone...

which melts the pavement.


I put in a 400 year old Oak Tree in full leaf.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

which melts the pavement.


I put in a 400 year old Oak Tree in full leaf.

and some woodsman wants to cut it down.

I put in a protest demonstration led by a dozen dryads...

 

[Handley_Page]

and some woodsman wants to cut it down.

I put in a protest demonstration led by a dozen dryads...

who immediately put a spanner in his works.

I put in a new spanner.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

who immediately put a spanner in his works.

I put in a new spanner.

and it's suddenly wrenched from your hands.

I put in two peoples separated by a common language...

 

[xOxCherryxOx]

and it's suddenly wrenched from your hands.

I put in two peoples separated by a common language...

So they breech the gap with their hands, their bodies and their eyes and speak the universal language of love.

I put in a long journey for two tender hearts to travel together on..

 

[Austin8]

So they breech the gap with their hands, their bodies and their eyes and speak the universal language of love.

I put in a long journey for two tender hearts to travel together on..

and I seem to be on that journey as well

I put in a gentle rain and a warming sunset for the journey...

hey Cherry, ever hear from Zom?

 

[mynameisben]

and I seem to be on that journey as well

I put in a gentle rain and a warming sunset for the journey...

hey Cherry, ever hear from Zom?

This is one seriously big ass vending machine. Who pays the electric bill on this thing?


...and you get back an 70's rock band that can go another decade without doing their laundry.

I put in Steven Hawking, his wheel chair, Brock Lesnar, my steel toe booted foot, and an open can of whoop ass.

 

[Austin8]

This is one seriously big ass vending machine. Who pays the electric bill on this thing?

Well TheDarkness used to, but since he left I did, then the aliens moved into it, and installed a nuclear thermocouple, and a plasma drive, and since then we unplugged it and it's done just fine... gonna add something to it ben?

 

[mynameisben]

... gonna add something to it ben?

I did. But the damn thing's vibrating like an earthquake at the mo.

 

[xOxCherryxOx]

hey Cherry, ever hear from Zom?

Hi Austin Not in quite some time unfortunately. Miss my friend.

 

[Austin8]

Hi Austin Not in quite some time unfortunately. Miss my friend.

I put in a missing friend report

Hug!

 

[xOxCherryxOx]

I put in a missing friend report

Hug!

and maybe the vending machine can find what has been lost.

I put in a hardworking air conditioner to cool these hot summer days

hugs