MrHotnspicey
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Hey Mutt!!!
Salutes to you. I agree with your post 100% . I guess it is just us Ole Pharts.
Salutes to you. I agree with your post 100% . I guess it is just us Ole Pharts.
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The Mutt
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Hey Mutt!!!
Salutes to you. I agree with your post 100% . I guess it is just us Ole Pharts.
Ah, remember when porn was two people who liked each other and wanted to make each other cum?
Good times.
pplwatching
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Well, one person making herself cum works too if she's really into the moment. I personally prefer a nice bush or even neatly trimmed, which seems to be making something of a revival in porn as a fetish
, but can live with shaved if there's enough pleasure to go around.I really love the little coos this woman makes as she fingers herself, and then her sensual breathing and moans as her lover teases her clit and finger fucks her. Her labia are scrumptious, but he doesn't spend much time teasing them. Maybe I'm just weird that way, but it would be impossible to resist kissing and sucking those truly beautiful lips. She seems to enjoy his technique anyway.
Don't get to see much of her body, but she looks like she's pretty damned hot. I love a woman with curves.
http://www.moviefap.com/videos/82fd1c9909b7cacb885c/she-is-so-wet.html
That would be because we... "forgot" to invite you dear.
It turns me off as much as shaved twats and tattoos and pierced nipples and plastic tits.
It's almost as bad as those videos when the cameraman is talking and saying, "Dude! Awesome! You're totally boning her ass!"
LoL wow - you do know women are allowed to vote now too right? That came right after we were allowed to read.
Yeah, you sound like a dynamic lover alright. Must be hard for you living in an era where women are given the green light to live their own lives, and express their individualities -- Express themselves and god forbid even their personal preferences. I know some of you... "men" are threatened by a woman's sexuality, history has proven it down through the ages. Just skim the bible once and it becomes glaringly apparent.
I can see that is the sort you are, am I right? Keep your bitch in the kitchen? Well tough shit chuckles. Have fun pulling your pud back there in the stone age. I have a feeling you won't be "gettin it wet" for a very...very...VERY long time. :caning:
The Mutt
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heh
Not right at all.
I'm just a hippie who believes natural is preferable to trying to look look like a porn star.
And I got it wet this morning. Did you?
L
littlebabyclit
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Oh God, I laughed my ass off over this. So, there was a meeting?
'Cuz I was wondering when this got decided too...seems sort of sadistic, men wanting women to gag on them...it's nothing I ever want to watch in porn. Although, I suppose if clits or nipples were big enough, there would be men who'd want to gag on them... It turns me off as much as shaved twats and tattoos and pierced nipples and plastic tits.
It's almost as bad as those videos when the cameraman is talking and saying, "Dude! Awesome! You're totally boning her ass!"
Thank goodness there are people still around who are fans of female anatomy as it is naturally. Makes me wonder if the prevalence of modern, hairless porn will devolve civilization so women being allowed to keep their pussy fur will be a thing of the past one day...
Well - I suppose what's good for me just isn't good for the weak minded.
Ah, one of those tree hugging dirt worshipers, *waves my hands over my crystal ball* It all becomes clear.
I think you're just mad because we posted links to videos of real men showing you how it's done and putting that minuscule little pocket pickle of yours into a state of ingrown humiliation at seeing women who in all likelihood you'd never have a shot at, and probably laugh in your face if you tried -- or at the very least couldn't handle if you did by some miracle of science get into bed, which given your feelings on fake boobs I guess your fucked with a barbed wire bat.
Why are guys always so threatened by articulate, independent, expressive women with their own ideas and tastes in the bedroom? Most men think if a woman doesn't share his every appetite sexually then her individuality should be stripped from her by telling her the things she does enjoy are perverse and wrong. What you'd probably label ethics I'd label self-consciousness.
I've seen more than a few like you. Generally wife beaters who like to take their own "short comings" out on their women, and usually in the name of their *cough* "ethics." You see it all the time working in a hospital, wondering if next time you see them they'll be in a morgue with a tag on their toe.
I mean dude, I've studied sexual history, and trust me - there has ALWAYS been rough sex and fetish everywhere - and yes even tattoos - which can be discovered by watching the history channel's "History of sex" if you can pull yourself away from Cheech and Chong long enough.
So trying to play the "older generation" crap on me is pretty funny and isn't going to work. But by all means keep em coming and I can happily shoot them down.
Oh and I (can't forget this lil gem) stand corrected! -- But for someone who gets it wet so much you don't seem to have a very solid grasp on the female anatomy, my dear. Curious. - Which can only lead one to wonder who is doing the wetting it for you? Girls don't have anything TO get wet (Well maybe our thighs). We do the wetting. Is it time you came out of the closet? There's nothing wrong with same sex relationships, I've had two!
Are you sure you weren't in the throws of an acid flashback? Just so I'm sure you know, taking a shower or printing off a pic from the pics board and using hand lotion doesn't count as "getting it wet" luv.
Like the old joke says, the boy said she was jealous because she didn't have a one of these [A penis] to which the little girl replied - I don't need one of those, I have one of these [a vagina] - and with one of these I can have all of those I want.
BUT! - If you were asking me if I had sex today, well I'm a happily married woman with no kids (yet) and the hubbies been home in the hen house all day! Why you do think he'd pick being home with his Sweetpea over fishing on a Sunday? I can hardly walk or sit actually. My throats gonna be so sore tomorrow too. LoL, yep had sex alright, got bent over our kitchen table at one point, in the shower, in th...Well, You get the point me thinks.
And you know, given that this entire thread was created for kinky porn, it seems - given that the second or third post links to a page called "Disturbing deepthroat" and only get more..."Entertaining" from there - your little rant about virgin skinned women, missionary position sex, and women with out piercings or fake boobs seems a little retarded, even a bit hypocritical to say the least.
Which raises the question if people don't want to watch it -- why are they watching it? Why would they even post to the thread? I guarantee if there's ever a thread about women who eat crap and wash it down with pee I won't be found posting in it, but to each their own - I don't care what they do behind closed doors.
It really summons visions of some old couple seeing a Porno, rambling on about how much they don't like it, and how gross it is, but never turning it off. Then rewinding it to make absolutely SURE they didn't like it.
I am an adult woman, I like adult things (like porn, tattoos, and piercings as I have several), with fetishes and appetites catered to by other consenting adults, both my husband and those in the "industry" via their videos. If these things aren't for you, then I'd hope you'd have enough sense not to watch the movies or date/marry a woman like me. Just as I wouldn't date/marry a man with hygiene issues and an inability to handle me in bed, but don't feel bad - There are a precious few who can.
This is why people in our time are allowed to choose their spouses I think - so that couplings won't be made by pairing you and me up for example, and leaving me no choice but to die a gruesome and painful death by seeing how much toilet paper I can swallow or stabbing you in a fit of sexual and or social frustration.
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HornyHenry
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Wow
I'm quite sure that a newbie with a bad attitude like yours bad-mouthing nice guys like The Mutt will not endear you to too many people here.
You don't know your ass from a hole in the ground - you just THINK you do.
Well - I suppose what's good for me just isn't good for the weak minded.
Ah, one of those tree hugging dirt worshipers, *waves my hands over my crystal ball* It all becomes clear.
I think you're just mad because we posted links to videos of real men showing you how it's done and putting that minuscule little pocket pickle of yours into a state of ingrown humiliation at seeing women who in all likelihood you'd never have a shot at, and probably laugh in your face if you tried -- or at the very least couldn't handle if you did by some miracle of science get into bed, which given your feelings on fake boobs I guess your fucked with a barbed wire bat.
Why are guys always so threatened by articulate, independent, expressive women with their own ideas and tastes in the bedroom? Most men think if a woman doesn't share his every appetite sexually then her individuality should be stripped from her by telling the things she does enjoy are perverse and wrong. What you'd probably label ethics I'd label self-consciousness.
I've seen more than a few like you. Generally wife beaters who like to take their own "short comings" out on their women, and usually in the name of their *cough* "ethics." You see it all the time working in a hospital, wondering if next time you see them they'll be in a morgue with a tag on their toe.
I mean dude, I've studied sexual history, and trust me - there has ALWAYS been rough sex and fetish everywhere - and yes even tattoos - which can be discovered by watching the history channel's "History of sex" if you can pull yourself away from Cheech and Chong long enough.
So trying to play the "older generation" crap on me is pretty funny and isn't going to work. But by all means keep em coming and I can happily shoot them down.
Oh and I (can't forget this lil gem) stand corrected! -- But for someone who gets it wet so much you don't seem to have a very solid grasp on the female anatomy, my dear. Curious. - Which can only lead one to wonder who is doing the wetting it for you? Girls don't have anything TO get wet (Well maybe our thighs). We do the wetting. Is it time you came out of the closet? There's nothing wrong with same sex relationships, I've had two!
Are you sure you weren't in the throws of an acid flashback? Just so I'm sure you know, taking a shower or printing off a pic from the pics board and using hand lotion doesn't count as "getting it wet" luv.
Like the old joke says, the boy said she was jealous because she didn't have a one of these [A penis] to which the little girl replied - I don't need one of those, I have one of these [a vagina] - and with one of these I can have all of those I want.
BUT! - If you were asking me if I had sex today, well I'm a happily married woman with no kids (yet) and the hubbies been home in the hen house all day! Why you do think he'd pick being home with his Sweetpea over fishing on a Sunday? I can hardly walk or sit actually. My throats gonna be so sore tomorrow too. LoL, yep had sex alright, got bent over our kitchen table at one point, in the shower, in th...Well, You get the point me thinks.
And you know, given that this entire thread was created for kinky porn, it seems - given that the second or third post links to a page called "Disturbing deepthroat" and only get more..."Entertaining" from there - your little rant about virgin skinned women, missionary position sex, and women with out piercings or fake boobs seems a little retarded, even a bit hypocritical to say the least.
Which raises the question if people don't want to watch it -- why are they watching it? Why would they even post to the thread? I guarantee if there's ever a thread about women who eat crap and wash it down with pee I won't be found posting in it, but to each their own - I don't care what they do behind closed doors.
It really summons visions of some old couple seeing a Porno, rambling on about how much they don't like it, and how gross it is, but never turning it off. Then rewinding it to make absolutely SURE they didn't like it.
I am an adult woman, I like adult things (like porn, tattoos, and piercings as I have several), with fetishes and appetites catered to by other consenting adults, both my husband and those in the "industry" via their videos. If these things aren't for you, then I'd hope you'd have enough sense not to watch the movies or date/marry a woman like me. Just as I wouldn't date/marry a man with hygiene issues and an inability to handle me in bed, but don't feel bad - There are a precious few who can.
This is why people in our time are allowed to choose their spouses I think - so that couplings won't be made by pairing you and me up for example, and leaving me no choice but to die a gruesome and painful death by seeing how much toilet paper I can swallow or stabbing you in a fit of sexual and or social frustration.
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I'm quite sure that a newbie with a bad attitude like yours bad-mouthing nice guys like The Mutt will not endear you to too many people here.
You don't know your ass from a hole in the ground - you just THINK you do.
Oh God, I laughed my ass off over this. So, there was a meeting?
Don't knock it until you try it.
Kind of like anal lol. I made that mistake, now I love it!
Yes, it is good that people are allowed to be attracted to whom ever they choose isn't it? Until people start to impose on you what you should and shouldn't find attractive, telling you "Sure you can be attracted and turned on by what ever you want, as long as you follow MY guide lines." that is.
Personally - I shave mine because I wear skimpy bikinis and often skimpy panties. I don't really care for the idea of a big fluffy bush busting through the seams. Go figure - but hey if that's your thing...
The fact that my husband likes it bald is just icing on the cake of life. Actually he loves it when I shave it and let him eat it before the chill wears off. I'm currently engaged in trying to convincing him to shave all his pubes instead of just trimming...Or is trimming a sin against the laws of nature too? I'd just like to suck him off - just once, on his lunch hour without having to wrestle with pubes the rest of the day - ya know?
Do you shave your arm pits? Your legs? LoL You know some guys like that, - and it's definitely the "all natural" thing to do. Hehe - you can't have it both ways, so I KNOW you must be supporting some fuzzy pits and legs there - Babyclit, and I KNOW the MUTT must love them beyond the limits of imagination - other wise you're both just glaring hypocrites all the way down to the ground.
But I'm SURE that wouldn't be the case at all... right?
Personally, I think having hair anywhere other than my head is nasty, a farrr worse fate than letting my man feel dominate by choking me up here and there. Luckily though - we live in a society that allows for that freedom of choice. A freedom my husband fought overseas for and lost many good friends for. Not to mention the freedom to watch what ever porno you want, and to be insanely turned on by it like we are and act it out.
Generally not a submissive person at all (as it seems some are itching to find out). Very independent, bull-headed, and an all out bitch when cornered, but when it comes to my man - I am verrrryyyy submissive, I like to give him what he wants the way he wants it. I'm his and he's mine, which is why you'll never see a naked pic of me or him online. That's for his and my eyes only.
I do hope by the way you were kidding about the Porn industry having any baring on the evolution civilization? The only way I can see to do that is to take away peoples rights to choose for themselves. You really can't be THAT thick...Can you?
Fuck like a porn star! :caning:
HornyHenry
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Ah, Europe
Good, clean fun at the car wash
http://www.moviefap.com/videos/1d083d28c75d74b00518/public-public-sex-threesome-at-a-car-wash.html
Good, clean fun at the car wash
http://www.moviefap.com/videos/1d083d28c75d74b00518/public-public-sex-threesome-at-a-car-wash.html
LoL Well, I can't say I'm all that concerned with my popularity status - though I seem to have quite a few fans already - Just saying.
Generally - I define "nice" in other ways. Like keeping your damned pie hole shut when you don't have something nice to say, or disagree with their lifestyle/choices for a couple. Nice is having enough of a sense of courtesy not to tell people their choices and interests are wrong, perverse, or anything else unless they're actually doing someone harm...LoL as in rape and incest.
Hell one person posted a link of some chick eating shit! Wtf didn't someone bad mouth that post? Were we not on our high horses yet, or maybe the all natural, missionary position crew here on a site for all sorts of sexual appetites even rape, incest, and cheating on spouses finds eating shit acceptable?
"Newbie" (lol) or not, if you come looking to make an insult - I suggest you be ready to get some back. I can give as good as I get.
You're argument/insult skills crack me up btw.
HornyHenry
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Most of this didn't apply to me
Or that I'd rather fuck that hole in the ground than your ass.
Now, those are insults.
Why did you chose this thread to fuck up?
This should apply to you.
I didn't insult you. If I wanted to, I'd comment that you don't even know the difference between Sweat_Pea and Sweet_Pea.
Or that I'd rather fuck that hole in the ground than your ass.
Now, those are insults.
Why did you chose this thread to fuck up?
And how doesn't it exactly? Care to point it out for me? I mean I don't know it ALL Henry.
LoL I love that catching my typo makes you feel special, I must say kudos on it - and I'll be sure and get right on that. I'll give you a second to do your little retard victory dance and pat yourself on the back before I rip you a new one.
Finished? Alrighty then!
Now I know you really thought you were looking intelligent there finding that little typo, but sweetie - That's not an insult, that's a simple correction. So, your argument can kinda go both ways here couldn't it?
Let me "dumb it down" for you. You pointed out that I made a spelling error...You follow so far? My spelling was off by one letter - you caught it. Good job! No - stop that Henry, back patting time is over.
BUT! That's what we English speakers call...Wait for it...Say it with me boys-n-girls...A "Correction."
Now, given your feeble-minded response, it would be at this point that SweEtPea would take the time from her busy schedule to point out the devastating flaw in your plan. Now, *someone* here (We won't mention any names - HornyHenry) doesn't seem to have the vocabulary skills to uncover the difference between a (say it with me - c'mon) correction and an insult.
BUT! Worry not young Jedi! SweEtPea will help you...BEHOLD! For I am about to take you on a MAGICAL journey to a brave new land. We call this land... The "dic·tion·ar·y"...Can you say dictionary? Excellent!
Here we go...You ready luv?! - OK! Lets go! (oops, cheerleader flash back)
cor·rec·tion [kuh-rek-shuhn]
–noun
1.
something that is substituted or proposed for what is wrong or inaccurate; emendation.
2.
the act of correcting.
.
Origin:
1300–50; ME correccio ( u ) n (< AF) < L corrēctiōn- (s. of corrēctiō ) a setting straight. See correct, -ion
See?! Wasn't that immeasurably enchanting? Just a fabulously educational and magical ride? I knew you'd think so Henry! Isn't learning fun?! Lets try another one shall we? You haven't fallen asleep or wandered off have you? We can't have you straggling into traffic.
*Snaps fingers* Pay attention Henry! Good boy! Now lets try...
Insult - shall we?" Can you say "Insult?" It's fine Henry, lets not blow a gasket or strip any of those rusted gears - Kay? Now pay attention. We're about to plunge back into the land of the scholastic.
in·sult [v. in-suhlt; n. in-suhlt]
–verb (used with object)
1.
to treat or speak to insolently or with contemptuous rudeness; affront.
2.
to affect as an affront; offend or demean.
3.
Archaic . to attack; assault.
Origin:
1560–70; < L insultāre to jump on, insult, equiv. to in- in-2 + -sultāre, comb. form of saltāre to jump
Now - with the information provided are we starting to breach or penetrate that thick numb skull of yours? Is your mistake beginning to illuminate? No? Seriously Henry you don't see it? Really?...*sigh* O.K. then. We can try this one more time. This time I'll use what you wrote as an "example." Now, do pay attention this time - Kay? You can do this!
cor·rec·tion [kuh-rek-shuhn]
–noun
1.
something that is substituted or proposed for what is wrong or inaccurate; emendation.
2.
the act of correcting.
Now do you remember that definition? Lets look at an example. Ready? OK!
You wrote:
Now - can you see how what you did is a correction as opposed to an insult? Keep looking Henry I'm confident the answer will come to you.
While that's soaking in - and making it's way kicking and screaming into that last active brain cell, we'll move on - don't worry little brain cell -- It won't hurt you. K luv? Let's continue, as with last time we'll begin a refresher's course in the covered curriculum.
in·sult [v. in-suhlt; n. in-suhlt] Show IPA
–verb (used with object)
1.
to treat or speak to insolently or with contemptuous rudeness; affront.
2.
to affect as an affront; offend or demean.
3.
Archaic . to attack; assault.
Is it coming back yet? Well OK -- don't worry Henry, some people learn faster than others - you'll get it! Now look!
OK - I'm afraid we're going to cause you to have to see the nurse - so we'll keep this relativity simple or as simple as we can without skimping to much on the actual learning process which is SO important to a special needs person of your apparent severity.
Can you see the text I've highlighted in bold? I need you to pay special attention to THAT area. *Slaps desk* HENRY! Good boy. OK fine!
You don't know your ass from a hole in the ground - you just THINK you do.
These ARE your words right? You didn't like - Oh say:
[1.]Type the first part and get possessed by some Native American poltergeist bent on vengeance for the desecration of his sacred grave site? If so - Please return the bones to the proper resting place so this doesn't happen again.
[2.]Or maybe after the first part of the post - You got up to go dig something up from under the house - to fill that empty spot again, and maybe - just maybe - a parent or legal guardian just thought it would be fun to add a little piece of sophistication and elegance to your post?
[3.]Or better yet - maybe you were just happily typing along and suddenly went STUPID and started typing in random words because you -maybe....You were under the mistaken impression that something I said was directed at you or was in anyway your business?
OR!...Or - keep paying attention Henry - We'll get you educated yet!
[4.] Or (And I think this is the more likely scenario simply because I KNOW you wouldn't purposely hurt a lady's feelings) - maybe you just genuinely didn't know the difference in the terminologies? Why - I'll even bet in your burdened - impeded mind you thought you were paying me a compliment. "Sweetpea you're so smart!" Or maybe, "Sweetpea you're so wonderful in every conceivable way!" And you'd be right wouldn't you Henry? Of coarse you would.
Now see Henry - we've both learned something new here today on this "faannn" mornin! You've embarked into an enchanted odyssey! A long mystical quest. Like a King's quest! Yes - Henry that's right! Into the wide world of the English language via that magical land we call - what?...........The Dictionary Henry - the Dictionary - remember? *Grumbles*
And I - I have discovered a Rosetta stone of sorts. I have discovered the basis of deciphering what ever those are going through your head - the language known as "HornyHenry" into a real, organized , articulated, abstract, and coherent thought process! I feel like I'm about to cure cancer! To do the impossible. Imagine it Henry!
Now Henry...One last lesson on the material we covered...Remember?
Look back over the information presented, and I think you'll agree this entire post has been a what? Was it a Correction OR was it a Insult?
And THAT will be your homework assignment for tonight! And don't forget to exercise! Those Olympics will be here before you know it!
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Now Henry, we covered this. Insults are meant to be hurtful, that's what insult means - remember your dictionary? We're about to embark on another journey into the dictionary and learn three new words.
Are you paying attention?...Are you Henry? HENRY?!
Read this carefully and see if your reading comprehension skills can help you decipher what word best describes the following paragraph:
This little snippet has been brought to you by the letter "S." And "S" is for Sarcasm.
Lets take a look:
sar·casm [sahr-kaz-uhm]
–noun
1.
harsh or bitter derision or irony.
2.
a sharply ironical taunt; sneering or cutting remark: a review full of sarcasms.
Now then Henry, I'll make the following statement and you tell me what word best describes it, OK? Careful now...
Give up? That dear Henry, is what is known as a Fact
fact [fakt]
–noun
1.something that actually exists; reality; truth: Your fears have no basis in fact.
2.something known to exist or to have happened: Space travel is now a fact.
3. something said to be true or supposed to have happened: The facts given by the witness are highly questionable.
Are you seeing now Henry how this works at all?
Now, those are insults.
...Shit!
This is like trying to stab Super-Man with a flippin straw! You've only managed to make ONE insult Henry, and apparently - worse yet, it was an inadvertent insult. The rest all sounded like the whining and whimpering of a 12 yr. old girl. Well Henry, there goes that fountain of bull shit of yours. I'm seeing why you settled on the picture you have. This quote Henry is what is known as False or Bullshit. We'll get you squared away (as the hubbie likes to say) yet, Henry!
A quick run down of the last two pages, had you bothered to look, this wouldn't have been necessary - but you gotta be a know it all. This thread was made for posting Porn LINKS [see original post], NOT porn critique. Links were exactly what I came here to post, thus Henry, I was on topic, and therefore continuing the point of the topic. That's what you do in a thread. I didn't insult (you remember that word, right?) anyone or start anything with anyone. Just happily posting links and made a request for a specific type of Porn, which a couple of nice people gave me. One that my hubbie and I both enjoy.
It was at THAT point - HENRY - that a post was made to the effect of the perverseness of that type of porn COMPLETELY bypassing the posts that providing links to people eating shit, to challenge the morality of my enjoying a dick I can get choked on as well as watching the genre of Porn. I'm not made of glass Henry, and I don't fuck my man like I am either which is one of many reasons we're married.
As if that's not enough we're informed that tattoos, fake boobs, piercings (Do you know ANY women without at least ONE piercing Henry?) Shaving of the Kitty, and what ever other craziness was spewed off were things we shouldn't do because HE doesn't like them.
Well FUCK that after school special shit Henry! I have tattoos, I shave every hairy place on my body but one, and I love a good hardcore blowjob video as much as any man, well anything hardcore actually. So yeah, I gave some back, and will continue to do so until we can get this thread back on track.
So, you see Henry - The only thing I picked this thread for was to add to it when I could. As for picking it to fuck it up, I think the thread pretty much picked me.
Luv ya! Kay, buh bye!
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basic_desires
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...ok lets get back to prn here...
One of my favorites:
http://youporn.com/watch/18929?user_choice=Enter
He cums in her mouth and she swallows every drop...
One of my favorites:
http://youporn.com/watch/18929?user_choice=Enter
He cums in her mouth and she swallows every drop...
The Mutt
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Well - I suppose what's good for me just isn't good for the weak minded.
Ah, one of those tree hugging dirt worshipers, *waves my hands over my crystal ball* It all becomes clear.
I think you're just mad because we posted links to videos of real men showing you how it's done and putting that minuscule little pocket pickle of yours into a state of ingrown humiliation at seeing women who in all likelihood you'd never have a shot at, and probably laugh in your face if you tried -- or at the very least couldn't handle if you did by some miracle of science get into bed, which given your feelings on fake boobs I guess your fucked with a barbed wire bat.
Why are guys always so threatened by articulate, independent, expressive women with their own ideas and tastes in the bedroom? Most men think if a woman doesn't share his every appetite sexually then her individuality should be stripped from her by telling her the things she does enjoy are perverse and wrong. What you'd probably label ethics I'd label self-consciousness.
I've seen more than a few like you. Generally wife beaters who like to take their own "short comings" out on their women, and usually in the name of their *cough* "ethics." You see it all the time working in a hospital, wondering if next time you see them they'll be in a morgue with a tag on their toe.
I mean dude, I've studied sexual history, and trust me - there has ALWAYS been rough sex and fetish everywhere - and yes even tattoos - which can be discovered by watching the history channel's "History of sex" if you can pull yourself away from Cheech and Chong long enough.
So trying to play the "older generation" crap on me is pretty funny and isn't going to work. But by all means keep em coming and I can happily shoot them down.
Oh and I (can't forget this lil gem) stand corrected! -- But for someone who gets it wet so much you don't seem to have a very solid grasp on the female anatomy, my dear. Curious. - Which can only lead one to wonder who is doing the wetting it for you? Girls don't have anything TO get wet (Well maybe our thighs). We do the wetting. Is it time you came out of the closet? There's nothing wrong with same sex relationships, I've had two!
Are you sure you weren't in the throws of an acid flashback? Just so I'm sure you know, taking a shower or printing off a pic from the pics board and using hand lotion doesn't count as "getting it wet" luv.
Like the old joke says, the boy said she was jealous because she didn't have a one of these [A penis] to which the little girl replied - I don't need one of those, I have one of these [a vagina] - and with one of these I can have all of those I want.
BUT! - If you were asking me if I had sex today, well I'm a happily married woman with no kids (yet) and the hubbies been home in the hen house all day! Why you do think he'd pick being home with his Sweetpea over fishing on a Sunday? I can hardly walk or sit actually. My throats gonna be so sore tomorrow too. LoL, yep had sex alright, got bent over our kitchen table at one point, in the shower, in th...Well, You get the point me thinks.
And you know, given that this entire thread was created for kinky porn, it seems - given that the second or third post links to a page called "Disturbing deepthroat" and only get more..."Entertaining" from there - your little rant about virgin skinned women, missionary position sex, and women with out piercings or fake boobs seems a little retarded, even a bit hypocritical to say the least.
Which raises the question if people don't want to watch it -- why are they watching it? Why would they even post to the thread? I guarantee if there's ever a thread about women who eat crap and wash it down with pee I won't be found posting in it, but to each their own - I don't care what they do behind closed doors.
It really summons visions of some old couple seeing a Porno, rambling on about how much they don't like it, and how gross it is, but never turning it off. Then rewinding it to make absolutely SURE they didn't like it.
I am an adult woman, I like adult things (like porn, tattoos, and piercings as I have several), with fetishes and appetites catered to by other consenting adults, both my husband and those in the "industry" via their videos. If these things aren't for you, then I'd hope you'd have enough sense not to watch the movies or date/marry a woman like me. Just as I wouldn't date/marry a man with hygiene issues and an inability to handle me in bed, but don't feel bad - There are a precious few who can.
This is why people in our time are allowed to choose their spouses I think - so that couplings won't be made by pairing you and me up for example, and leaving me no choice but to die a gruesome and painful death by seeing how much toilet paper I can swallow or stabbing you in a fit of sexual and or social frustration.
Rant mode is disengaged
Beginning happy mode
I get the impression that you spend more time typing than I do fucking.
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Probably.
Now then - Can we get back to the good stuff now or are we going to keep this up?
Give me porn or give me death!
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[love your answer.. now back to the links.. ]
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LoL I aim to please, and thank you! Rougher the better mind you lol!
Had the hardest time finding this thread again, found a throat fucking thread though. I think I've been clear that I love oral, but I want to see some intercourse too! So that thread is OK but we need some crazy sex too lol.
Giter done!
Had the hardest time finding this thread again, found a throat fucking thread though. I think I've been clear that I love oral, but I want to see some intercourse too! So that thread is OK but we need some crazy sex too lol.
Giter done!
Do you sell tickets to your show? 'Cause I want some! Heck, can I get season tickets?!
Love the attitude!
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LoL yep! And I'm here all week! Feel free to go through and edit them - polish them to bring out the true shine!
He's my editor
Seriously - Won't these people crap when they see the story I wrote?
As for not making me any fans by bad mouthing? I gotta tell you - That little prediction put *someone* to eating some SERIOUS crow! I think my popularity status has shot into outer space!
Nah, this time I'll leave things raw and direct, uncut, straight from the source.LoL yep! And I'm here all week! Feel free to go through and edit them - polish them to bring out the true shine!
He's my editor
Seriously - Won't these people crap when they see the story I wrote?
As for not making me any fans by bad mouthing? I gotta tell you - That little prediction put *someone* to eating some SERIOUS crow! I think my popularity status has shot into outer space!
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this porn thread has lost its porn mojo
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