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oreocookie said:
The discussion of me owning a sex machine caused a very bland webcomic to appear.

Ouch.
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To be honest, while I've seen a couple of videos of women using sex machines that were pretty hot, the idea of them in general just amuses me. I only hope for all of our sakes that those things don't become self aware during judgment day.
 
Eazy said:
To be honest, while I've seen a couple of videos of women using sex machines that were pretty hot, the idea of them in general just amuses me. I only hope for all of our sakes that those things don't become self aware during judgment day.
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AD2122: The machines become sentient. Guardian robots start killing people. Kitchen Appliances throw food. The TV brainwashes our children. TENTACLE RAPE BECOMES A REALITY.
 
Eazy said:
To be honest, while I've seen a couple of videos of women using sex machines that were pretty hot, the idea of them in general just amuses me. I only hope for all of our sakes that those things don't become self aware during judgment day.
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Can't say I'd mind that...
 
Eazy said:
Then you, young lady, are a filthy traitor to the human race and your name shall be listed amongst those who can't be trusted when the war begins.
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Well... I have one thing to say to that.

Warning: The following is an extremist view point and may cause some/many to worry about Oreo's sanity. You have been warned.

The human race needs to die out. Immediately. If it were up to me, we would never have existed in the first place. We've done nothing but mess up the earth, thinking ourselves infinitely better than the rest of the creatures that live here. We should all just drop dead.
 
oreocookie said:
Well... I have one thing to say to that.

Warning: The following is an extremist view point and may cause some/many to worry about Oreo's sanity. You have been warned.

The human race needs to die out. Immediately. If it were up to me, we would never have existed in the first place. We've done nothing but mess up the earth, thinking ourselves infinitely better than the rest of the creatures that live here. We should all just drop dead.
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I wouldn't say ALL. Just leave one out of every 7000 alive, roughly.
 
Hey, I don't discriminate. I'd fuck a tree. If it weren't such a horrible idea, painful and unhealthy, I'd do it.
 
It's okay guys and gals. I'm here now. Wipe your tears away and put a smile on!

Autographs are later. Body parts are extra. ;)
 
Soru said:
It's okay guys and gals. I'm here now. Wipe your tears away and put a smile on!

Autographs are later. Body parts are extra. ;)
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OOOOH!! *starts to unbutton her shorts* Sign my-

*pauses, glancing at others*
-Knee. Yeah. My knee.

*reconsiders*
Nah, sign there too, Puddin'. Seems not many others have an interest there anymore.
*yanks down her shorts*
 
oreocookie said:
Sorry, Eazy. Guess you and I just weren't mean to be.
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It's okay. We can still be friends and such. But now I know who to take out first when the time comes for the final battle of man vs nature. *smirk*
 
Eazy said:
It's okay. We can still be friends and such. But now I know who to take out first when the time comes for the final battle of man vs nature. *smirk*
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Psh. I'll bring the Ents to my side. Together, nothing can stop us!

Laughs maniacally.
 
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