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Ahren said:
Next time you dream up Eazy's murder trial, please make me the prosecutor.

No, better yet, The Judge.

The Judge, like, the only one. So there will never be any appeals.





Yeah.
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So you want to be Harvey Dent's third personality?
 
Please do. It'll make it easier for me to get at him and choke the life out with my handcuffs.

I'll get gunned down afterward, but it'll be worth it. *nodding*
 
Eazy said:
....she was? *checks thread* Huh. The details you miss out on when skimming through posts.



You're sitting on my head while munching on Oreo? Talk about weird threesome positions.
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And ones Oreo would enjoy.

Mephistophelily said:
Eazy was accused of killing someone.
And we were all there in protest and to defend him.

Weird part was that my dreaming mind decided to try and guess people's real names.
Even ones I already knew. So when I woke up it was even more confusing.

"Why the hell was I calling CT 'Brian'?"

Though I gotta admit, my "Dream E" was rather cute.
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*laughs*

dragonrazor said:
I'm pretty sure most of us at least would never protest Eazy's innocence.
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Eh. I'd do it. Probably because I knew/was the actual murderer... but whatevs.

Ahren said:
Do you not know what the word protest means?
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I was thinking the EXACT same thing as I read the conversation.
 
oreocookie said:
And ones Oreo would enjoy.
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So we'd have you sitting on top of a ladder with your pants undone while Reiha was perched on my head to reach you for the aforementioned munching?

Sounds like a real strain on the neck with little reward for the efforts on my end.
 
Eazy said:
So we'd have you sitting on top of a ladder with your pants undone while Reiha was perched on my head to reach you for the aforementioned munching?

Sounds like a real strain on the neck with little reward for the efforts on my end.
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That's why I take advantage of you being stuck and undo your pants.
Run from me now, mister man.
You got chicks on yoh head.
 
Eazy said:
So we'd have you sitting on top of a ladder with your pants undone while Reiha was perched on my head to reach you for the aforementioned munching?

Sounds like a real strain on the neck with little reward for the efforts on my end.
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Of course, we'd reward you later for your support.
 
Mephistophelily said:
That's why I take advantage of you being stuck and undo your pants.
Run from me now, mister man.
You got chicks on yoh head.
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It's always about sex with you women, isn't it? *sighs*

Still, the idea is kinda hot, provided I don't accidentally drop Reiha in the middle of this.

oreocookie said:
Of course, we'd reward you later for your support.
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I was gonna joke about you two giving me a cookie as the reward, but then I remembered your name, so....yeah. :p

So my mind instead went to one of my fantasies for if I ever had two girls at my beck and call. Here's a hint: It doesn't involve housework.
 
Well, I'm horny a good... 98 percent of the time. (Little tidbit about the Oreo)

and Lily's willing to be AT your beck and call. :p

Disappears to eat dinner/
 
Do you inhale your food or something? Yeesh.

But that's always a useful little tidbit of info to have about someone around here.

My horniness seems to come and go at times. Some nights I don't really feel like doing anything sexual, while on most others....um, yeah. *smirk*
 
... I actually finished and sat to watch a bit of TV before returning... I had a sub and fries. Takes... what... five minutes?

(I'm a fatass. On the inside. I dread the day my metabolism catches up with me. *shudder*)

And LOL. I actually lost a boyfriend once because he... er... couldn't keep up. >>
 
oreocookie said:
... I actually finished and sat to watch a bit of TV before returning... I had a sub and fries. Takes... what... five minutes?

(I'm a fatass. On the inside. I dread the day my metabolism catches up with me. *shudder*)

And LOL. I actually lost a boyfriend once because he... er... couldn't keep up. >>
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I pray for the day my metabolism catches up with me o.o I'm tired of being unable to gain weight.
 
oreocookie said:
... I actually finished and sat to watch a bit of TV before returning... I had a sub and fries. Takes... what... five minutes?

(I'm a fatass. On the inside. I dread the day my metabolism catches up with me. *shudder*)

And LOL. I actually lost a boyfriend once because he... er... couldn't keep up. >>
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....so you're available? *wiggles eyebrows*

Although it sounds like we need to get you one of those machines like the one Leo used on you and Lily. On the downside, it'll probably run your electric bill through the roof after a few days. :p
 
Eazy said:
....so you're available? *wiggles eyebrows*

Although it sounds like we need to get you one of those machines like the one Leo used on you and Lily. On the downside, it'll probably run your electric bill through the roof after a few days. :p
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They DO make battery operated Sybians, you know. As well as motor driven ones....
 
oreocookie said:
The discussion of me owning a sex machine caused a very bland webcomic to appear.

Ouch.
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But he might like the conversation, he did say...if he liked it, was indifferent, or disliked the conversation.

Always go for the best option. *nod nod*
 
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